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Fuzzy Mammal posted:we can all become better shitcoders with a coding lesson! dont use inline if statements, gross
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May 9, 2013 00:41
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inline conditionals and loops own if they fit on one line, sorry
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May 9, 2013 00:45
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BANME.sh posted:inline conditionals and loops own if they fit on one line, sorry gently caress that; i've had to untangle the stupid things that go on for four hundred characters with no newlines
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May 9, 2013 01:37
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ironic that the more efficient you make the code the less efficient it is to ever do anything to it ever again
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May 9, 2013 02:26
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would it be hard to make a python that got bitcoin/usd rate? and then use it to make a "hypothetical" buy low sell high script to see how much dollars I could make "in theory"
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May 9, 2013 02:27
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I "really liked" making some python code but as soon as u needed to do something outside the basics it was a pain in the rear end. external libraries ruin languages
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May 9, 2013 02:29
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echinopsis posted:external libraries ruin languages sorry, how!!!! this thread is for inexperienced programmers only, please leave
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May 9, 2013 03:19
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Martytoof posted:how do i make a webpage with it quit baitin' me I would legit help you martytoof 
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May 9, 2013 03:35
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here's a cool tip i figured out: you're an idiot if you make your webpage in rails/django/something else equally easy to work with. you're even more of an idiot if you try to do it in perl/php when you don't have a reason to (supporting legacy poo poo). as long as you dont have a twitter account, you can use rails without shame.
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May 9, 2013 03:46
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A Sloth posted:
umm this is the wrong python
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May 9, 2013 04:45
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also, mod, you can go to https://www.flashkit.com for all your flash related needs
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May 9, 2013 04:49
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don't use orms and double don't design ur db code first.
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May 9, 2013 04:54
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I want to code in python again gently caress YEAH holla
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May 9, 2013 05:13
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python rules because it uses the best sort, timsort.
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May 9, 2013 05:27
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every language that isn't c-style looks weird as gently caress i got over it for objective-c because it's mostly c-style with a bunch of brackets, but i'm having a hard time with python and stuff and then i tried to learn ruby on rails because i wanted to make a quick website and everything about it was weird as gently caress. i am a little depressed that i can't pick this stuff up easily anymore 
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May 9, 2013 05:41
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Martytoof posted:every language that isn't c-style looks weird as gently caress this x 1 million
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May 9, 2013 06:29
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i'm always amazed at how bad most people are at programming and software design. then i remember that it's a horrible thankless job that no one should ever do and they're probably bored, it gets in the way of their internet posting job, and they want to kill themselves but it pays the bills.
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May 9, 2013 06:44
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^ sex worker logic
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May 9, 2013 06:53
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this guy with comp sci degree once spent a year writing a relatively simple time and billing system for the company i worked for. he was supposed to be being supervised by his former employer a very expensive consultant, who had all kinds of high end clients. dude quit a few days before his project was due to be completed, so my boss asked me to tidy it up so we could have it ready to run the next day. i sat down and within an hour of reading his code i figured it was unsalvageable for a whole bunch of reasons. after playing it all night i was sure it was useless. i told my boss and he talked to the consultant. the consultant said we could fix it, and him being far more experienced i figured i would just take direction from him. i wrote all the classes and functions to do the poo poo, he wanted to do from scratch, he umm tried to do something till 6 weeks later he told my boss we had to start again. fortunately the poo poo i'd written was generic enough as to fit in anywhere. The consultant billed us an obscene amount for a pretty lovely system and rehired the idiot to work for his firm, albeit doing something where he could do less damage. I don't even want to start on the project I'm on now.
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May 9, 2013 07:02
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don't get me wrong i kind of like my life most of the time, and having done some really hard and horrible manual labour jobs i'd take my job any day, but if i could go back in time i would have studied harder and become a cult leader or something.
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May 9, 2013 07:04
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like you know how they talk about people graduating from highschool and not being able to read. that programmer was the programming equivalent. i'm a pretty poo poo programmer but give me access to google and i'll figure out how to make something work, and spend a bit of time figuring out which is not the most horrible way to do what i want to do.
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May 9, 2013 07:07
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we encounter so much mediocrity in our day to day lives that it infuriates and depresses us that people who do not put in a sincere effort can be rewarded as well or even better than us. we have to accept that our reward for hard work and persistence is the knowledge that we took the more difficult path and succeeded. only then will you find happiness and comfort.
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May 9, 2013 07:25
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im **Between Jobs** at the moment, so ive been doing some programming on my own to fill in some time. i havent done any programming since uni, but im actually have fun mucking around making a game of sorts. beginning to wonder if i should have done this in objc for my ipad instead of java for my phone. anyway, thats my story.
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May 9, 2013 09:07
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Martytoof posted:idgi should i be using a perl instead How do I get a big tall av like this?
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May 9, 2013 09:15
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keygen and kel posted:don't get me wrong i kind of like my life most of the time, and having done some really hard and horrible manual labour jobs i'd take my job any day, but if i could go back in time i would have studied harder and become a cult leader or something. i dunno when i was doing manual labor i was so tired all the time the only thing i could stress about was my job. now i have tons of surpluss energy but no surplus motivation and my job isn't that stressful so instead i stress about how generally unhappy + unhealthy + terrible my life is.
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May 9, 2013 09:18
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chumpchous posted:i dunno when i was doing manual labor i was so tired all the time the only thing i could stress about was my job. now i have tons of surpluss energy but no surplus motivation and my job isn't that stressful so instead i stress about how generally unhappy + unhealthy + terrible my life is. smoke weed
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May 9, 2013 09:36
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Martytoof posted:every language that isn't c-style looks weird as gently caress python and ruby are quite different underneath, ruby is more like smalltalk, python is like a broken scheme. it's ok to be a little frustrated you can't move from one to the other
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May 9, 2013 10:04
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THC posted:smoke weed every day, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHXaMJ-ED6g smoke weed everyday, smoke smoke weed weed weed, smoke smoke weed smoke weed weed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIIpExVf-5I
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May 9, 2013 10:09
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MiDAS Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction Hope this helps
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May 9, 2013 10:15
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chumpchous posted:i dunno when i was doing manual labor i was so tired all the time the only thing i could stress about was my job. now i have tons of surpluss energy but no surplus motivation and my job isn't that stressful so instead i stress about how generally unhappy + unhealthy + terrible my life is. hedonistic treadmill. woo
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May 9, 2013 10:30
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FamDav posted:we encounter so much mediocrity in our day to day lives that it infuriates and depresses us that people who do not put in a sincere effort can be rewarded as well or even better than us. we have to accept that our reward for hard work and persistence is the knowledge that we took the more difficult path and succeeded. haha no gently caress that: slack off, get paid
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May 9, 2013 10:33
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i am a terrible programmer but i still get paid to code so idk i guess ill keep doing this until someone discoves i am a massive fraud
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May 9, 2013 10:36
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FamDav posted:we encounter so much mediocrity in our day to day lives that it infuriates and depresses us that people who do not put in a sincere effort can be rewarded as well or even better than us. we have to accept that our reward for hard work and persistence is the knowledge that we took the more difficult path and succeeded. you have to accept that your life is not your job only then will you find happiness and comfort
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May 9, 2013 10:38
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keygen and kel posted:The consultant rehired the idiot to work for his firm, albeit doing something where he could do less damage. On this day, a manager was born.
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Knuc If U Buck posted:How do I get a big tall av like this? drink your milk and eat your veggies
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May 9, 2013 10:56
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chumpchous posted:i dunno when i was doing manual labor i was so tired all the time the only thing i could stress about was my job. now i have tons of surpluss energy but no surplus motivation and my job isn't that stressful so instead i stress about how generally unhappy + unhealthy + terrible my life is. lift weights
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May 9, 2013 10:57
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Knuc If U Buck posted:How do I get a big tall av like this? Be an adult babysitter.
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May 9, 2013 11:49
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Moist von Lipwig posted:drink your milk and eat your veggies
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i am right now leraning javascript. comments and opinions?
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