Coffee Jones posted:

TDD is The Way The Truth and The Light and all else is most shameful and also

most gay

echinopsis posted:

uG posted:

lol if your works don't pay for your software tools

Bloody posted:

i strongly dislike the use of var in c# because i once came across a project that exclusively used var and in trying to read it i almost died because it was pointlessly hard to read and using intellisense to figure out what every loving method returned so i could have some idea of what the hell was going on in this program was pointlessly inconvenient

Shaggar posted:

the most glaring of these mistakes is no checked exceptions.

MeruFM posted:

lamao at people seriously suggesting vim and saying it's not an unusable piece of poo poo

ah yes let me just :%s/fart/burp/g
/my posts n n n n n 5dd :14 p

trap sprung

Hellsworn Barn posted:

no i do not shaggar and no i do not like checked exceptions

AWWNAW posted:

how about a true life terrible programmer story

found a painful bug in production yesterday written by a "senior developer" coworker

code:

object integerValue = datagridrow[hardcodednumber].value;
object oldIntegerValue = datagridrow[anotherhardcodednumber].value;
if (integerValue == oldIntegerValue)
{
    DoNeedful();
}

can any of yout errible programmers tell me why needful never gets done

i hope this post makes you a better program

shalom

Tiny Bug Child posted:

because types are stupid, and this language's == operator is broken

Tiny Bug Child posted:

_{Avoid Symmetry, Allow
Complexity, Introduce Terror}

JawnV6 posted:

"introduce terror" or like "introduce t'error" like 'the error' all accented or cadenced or w/e

gucci void main posted:

all languages are terrible, much like real life ones

prefect posted:

in my (limited) experience, the perl community is pretty sensible

Police Academy III posted:

somebody tell me if i'm right in my understanding that MVC is actually just a loving state machine

Shaggar posted:

tl;dr: orms write bad sql and developers don't understand data design. do not ever use orms. do not ever let ur developers design ur data.

keygen and kel posted:

humans aren't computers?

keygen and kel posted:

how would we know what time the bars closed?

Cocoa Crispies posted:

but firsrt you have to reinvent counting because everyone else has been overcomplicating it

prefect posted:

just never, ever use the rewrite you create

Bloody posted:

what the gently caress is this

do you really consider that a valid explanation

lmao

MeruFM posted:

Before knowing all that, programmers should first learn to shower at least once every other day.

But that's not gonna happen so onwards with the masturbatory number conversions. I think hex is pretty cool and also make pretty colors.

Nomnom Cookie posted:

a toy language is one where the most complex software written in the language is its compiler.

Nomnom Cookie posted:

idk if post about something that isnt java or linux its probably wrong


intellij highlights bad code, its not perfect but it catches a depressing %age of my employer's codebase