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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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welcoem to code

code:
Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples 
of three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of 
five print "Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and 
five print "FizzBuzz".

public static virtual protected volatile void fizzbuzz() {
    /*TODO: implement this*/
    take_a_big_dump();
    how do i set my name :/
    Right side, bro does it show uP/
    im the one that wrote penus lol
    int num = 1;
    ggggggggggggggggggggg; //Syntax error for some reason?
    // what is all this bullshit in my fizzbuzz thing
}

print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS") pretty sure you're writing this wrong. yeah it should be printf



while True:
    print("poops")

const bool is_dumb = true; // Never change this
// WHAT THE gently caress GUYS
// nvm


PYTHON:
[not i%15and"fizzbuzz" or not i%5and"buzz" or not i%3and"fizz" or i for i in range(1,100)] 

# Why doesn't this work????
int x = $GET("size");
let foo = malloc(x);
if (sizeof(foo) > INT_MAX)
    raise Error("you exceeded INT_MAX!!! dumbass") /*burn*/
    
/*TODO: work in a "Util" into this class title somehow*/    
JAVA:
class FizzBuzzFactoryFactoryManagerGeneratorHelper {
};

# The best script
while True:
    print random.choose(["Millions", "Hundreds", "Thousands"]) + \
          " of "+random.choose(["hard", "throbbing", "glistening"]) + \
          " " + random.choose(["cocks", "boners", "dicks", "pricks"]) + \
          " slapping you gently in the "+random.choose(["mouth", "face", "lips", "rear end"]) + "."

# The bester script

while True:
    print "{0} of {1} {2} slapping you gently in the {3}".format(
        random.choice(["Millions", "Hundreds", "Thousands"]), 
        random.choice(["hard", "throbbing", "glistening"]),
        random.choice(["cocks", "boners", "dicks", "pricks"]), 
        random.choice(["mouth", "face", "lips", "rear end"]))
    
/* needs a generic PenisFactoryFactory */

class PenisFactoryFactory:
    def __init__(self):
        self.dongfact = PenisFactory()
    def ReturnDongs(self):
        return self.dongfact
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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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how 2012 of you, dart is the only allowed language (because no one uses it)

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Valeyard posted:

my cups are fuckin hugee loll, :greenangel:

gynocomastia that bad huh?

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Dessert Rose posted:

sure, if you work for an actual Software Company then maybe you'll be solving some novel problems but that isn't where like 80% of the work is

sometimes not even then lol

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Bloody posted:

sorry for not writing the ebnf grammar of what i consider to be an acceptable type :jerkbag:

lol if your acceptable types don't constitute a regular language, just lol

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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our product logs to a text file

and sometimes we have people who enable *=all tracing and then wonder why their appserver won't start and their hard drive is full

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Bloody posted:

you should just give them a lecture on cpu architecture, so that they know what it all really does

read clrs aloud from cover to cover

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Bloody posted:

for games they license an engine someone else wrote in c++ then write the game in c# or lua or something

nobody makes new big desktop applications

nobody makes new big anything

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

redhat is pretty developer focused and it's the least stressful / most rewarding job ive had

i could make way more money someplace stupid though

and the non stop stream of enterprises gibberish does get tiresome

i landed what sounds like a p similar place for my current job and feel hella lucky especially talking to friends who went with the biggest recruiter at our college

e: but half everyone in my greater department area has 20+ years experience and is eyeing retirement so we'll see how long things stay sane

carry on then fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Sep 29, 2016

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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i'm making edits to a wizard where if you edit the data model in any way in the method that checks to see whether a given page should be displayed, it's an infinite loop

can i post here

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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hobbesmaster posted:

why do they even say things like this

you didn't didn't go to my alma mater/pledge my frat

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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LeftistMuslimObama posted:

it's this one. i have that interview with the recruiter bloody recommended in a few minutes and i give it 50/50 odds that my voice does something weird and it colors the rest of the interview.

i was talking more bloody's specific situation, where he matches those two but there's ~*~always something else~*~

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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i like to wfh for the sole reason that i can see actual daylight

but i don't do it that often so eh

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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oh hey, one's about eclipse which i am working with. neat.

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Bloody posted:

i have concluded that names_with_underscores are much easier to read than CamelCaseNames especially when names are long

what? UIInterpolatingMotionEffectTypeTiltAlongHorizontalAxis is totally readable

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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triple sulk posted:

Ask them for a reproduction and tell them to gently caress off if they wont give you one

the first thing we tell customers to do is turn on more trace lol

of course then they go turn on "*=all" trace and the appserver won't even start

carry on then fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Nov 26, 2016

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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yeah i work on awful.app or dick around with something i'm interested in probably about once a week but i absolutely know the feeling of wanting to do absolutely anything else after some days

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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just thought about the ~2300 line shell script that gets invoked by jcl that i'm partially responsible for maintaining and lol'd a little

how goes programming the computers?

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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i use eclipse, because my company created eclipse and is so married to it it's kind of amusing

i also don't like it by and large

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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today we are grappling with the fact that our git repo is 3GB and takes 50 seconds to print a git status welp cya

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Chalks posted:

Is that just sheer quantity of code? We've had issues like this in the past but it's usually because someone decided to commit their binaries or something.

i think it is, we're somewhere north of 2 million loc plus some binaries checked into lfs

it's not just git status that's slow, pretty much everything is

we're gonna split up into multiple repos most likely

e: we just migrated to git from a homegroan dvcs so this is just growing pains

carry on then fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Dec 1, 2016

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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LeftistMuslimObama posted:

why do all these nerds keep forking ancient technology to solve their computer problems? there is still not a good ide to write c or c++ on linux and the solution is not more console-based text editors.

every time i try out kdevelop i lol that it can't handle the simple task of being configured to build a hello world project out of the box

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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LeftistMuslimObama posted:

not engineered here syndrome runs rich in this company

ugh. same.

we're starting to get over it though

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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theodop posted:

jfc dude

not invented here syndrome is great

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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HappyHippo posted:

there are just over 1000 makefiles in the build im working on, totalling 52000 lines of code

imagine this but ant and you have the build system for our product

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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lmao at referring to ant in the past tense tho

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Wheany posted:

:smithicide:

(i'm working on mavenizing it.)

we're eventually moving to gradle for one of our products, but the other larger legacy product will be built by a custom ant variant until the day it's discontinued :rip:

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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found a github discussion on the need for native node.js support on z/os

lomarf

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Captain Foo posted:

l o m a r f

i'll start the ascii art

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

yeah like if a variable is a bool it should start with b and if its an int it should start with i and if its

if it implements an interface it must end in Impl

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Symbolic Butt posted:

clrs is really tedious though

now imagine your prof teaches in the same way the book is written lol

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Nehacoo posted:

Why would I want git support in my editor? Someone mentioned that a page or so ago, I think, and I'm genuinely curious what the benefits are. I usually just keep a terminal open in another workspace and use git cli there and I've never felt constrained by that.

almost like different people have different workflows that fit them best

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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raminasi posted:

it's hq9+, if hq9+ counts

it really cuts right to the point

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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LeftistMuslimObama posted:

on another note, gently caress css

yeah

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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c tp s: the eclipse-based frontend to our support ticket system is giving me problems, so now i'm going in through the console, using a manual last updated in 1991, that is completely accurate and up to date

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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let myPosting = .Good

it's a let u can't change it :colbert:

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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hackbunny posted:

I don't remember if it happened or if the idea was just floated around, but basically anything goes in an av/title: doxxing, nsfw content, illegal content. there is no a priori moderation, an admin can only intervene after the fact. as the "harry potter fake spoilers titles" taught us, you don't change the victim's title, you change the title of someone who posts a lot (to maximize exposure) or someone who doesn't post anymore (to maximize duration)

the small credit card fraud part is where you demand a chargeback for the title purchase, to do it for free. they are permabanned if caught, but there isn't a surefire way to dispute the chargeback
the not so small credit card fraud part is where you use a stolen card to remain anonymous. these are permabanned, too. if and when they're caught

all of these things have happened in the past, at various times, but afaik never all at once

e: did you notice that the SA store is accessible while logged out? there is no way to correlate users and title buyers except through their cc and billing information, which only lowtax has access to

the first red title i saw on the forums was a 2000px wide picture of a horse rendering every single page the poster had ever posted on completely unreadable

this system, is not so good, i think

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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prefect posted:

where's your sense of fun?

like i said, funny, until you realize that every thread you were reading is now 3chars wide because this was back when a single post could break tables lmao

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

for instance, in your case, t-shirt size

pretty good

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Ciaphas posted:

also while I'm here I'll repeat that until about six months ago the team (and I) had been using IBM/Rational Clearcase for versioning for the last decade

would you believe ibm has something even worse internally?

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