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Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

what do build engineers do. is there supposed to be like a 30 step manual process to release a build. i have a feeling my company is rear end backwards in every way but im a terrible programmer so idk

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 18:02

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:59

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Seaside Loafer posted:

I suggested a topic a few pages back in an attempt to divert, whats your response to it? Id be interested.

imho animal-to-computer UI is coming up

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 07:31

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

rotor wants everyone to know his hardy works

# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 07:11

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Javascript should only be used to progressively enhance your mouse cursor icon.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 21:47

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

FamDav posted:

no no man in order to do dependency injection you {insert spring tutorial here}

the reason you need a DI framework is because you can't do partial application with java constructors .

i thought that's why we have the builder pattern

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

What's the best way to do C# on a mac? On mono do I get all the same frameworks like ASP.NET MVC?

I don't want to spend money

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 07:02

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

I already use java at work. I was just wondering about C# because I want to leave my job (my first job and ive been there 8 mo, i cj and write plugins for rational team concert lmfao. and now they have me maintaining this previously outsourced j2ee app part time....) and there seems to be a lot of C# in the area I'm looking at. so as a resume booster i was thinking about doing a c# project that would involve some topic thats a gap in my CS knowledge

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 17:05

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

lol the OS I'd have to use isn't important to me. my mac is just my home computer. at work im forced to use linux and I'm using the this terrible company-branded spinoff version of rhel, so anything would be a step up

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 17:34

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

maybe i can abuse this to run VS? https://www.modern.ie/en-us/virtualization-tools#downloads

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 17:47

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

it doesn't sound bad at all. im just hoarding money for my emergency fund right now and also i wanted to make myself more hirable by learning the other big platform, but i happen to have a kind of old mac that i dont want to cj if i dont have to (i ran into a lot of problems with doing linux and boot camp before )

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 18:26

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Bhodi posted:

I hate OEL too

its actually "ibm open client". using wifi gives me kernel panics lol

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 18:36

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Bloody posted:

get windows 10 tech preview and shove it in a vm?

oh awesome this looks like it'll work. thanks!

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 21:26

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

when i got hired i had to sign something that said anything i create outside of work also belongs to my company but then i got something else that said 'youre in CA so that actually doesn't apply here' . do people in other states have to like abandon their githubs?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 17:46

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Subjunctive posted:

edit: if you can get the company to agree to them not owning anything you release under an open source license, they're basically letting you do anything and they should fire their counsel

huh even if it's outside of work and not on company owned equipment??

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 02:07

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

after getting used to vi&emacs for so long it really sucks using something without those keybindings

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 18:02

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Squinty Applebottom posted:

i guess learning emacs is ok if you want to be a developer for the rest of your life but holy lol @ that

you can use org mode and M-x tetris no matter what computer job you have

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 02:51

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

it would be cool if there was a good workhorse gui editor that was as good as vim or emacs

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 20:39

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

if the keys are the same in every map you're combining then the values will be trampled every iteration, so it makes sense why only the last map's values would show up

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 15:20

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Squinty Applebottom posted:

if you're taking a big data class you deserve everything you get

what's wrong with taking a big data class?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 03:13

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

what is devops?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 06:07

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Valeyard posted:

i need help bad. but im not asking for help with a solution, im just trying to understand the question. thats not so bad, right?

im confused about the use of "iteration" and what exactly its meaning here, as well as "periodic exchanges", is this meant to be different from an iteration?

i just cant understand where to even start here

i had this assignment in school too :x

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 02:54

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

periodic exchange is the part of the dv protocol where all ur nodes broadcast their poo poo every once in a while.

iteration means step of your sim. eg. they wanna be able to specify how many steps to run your sim and give the network time to converge i think

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 03:21

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

shorten the variable and function names

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 03:41

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

the most important feature of node is that when you use it you can talk about how you use node

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 18:09

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

im pretty sure 90% of my haskell dependencies don't do actually anything. its just imaginary math stuff

# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 05:36

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

haskell has side effects it's called virginity lol

in other words, it enforces purity?

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 08:44

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

ooh isn't there a way to do that by using list as a monad :p

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 16:40

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

i haven't tried it, but how bad could it be in comparison to scala? it's written by the jetbrains people so the ide support is already better. i think i'll be looking for some small tasks to use it for at work to give it a spin.

im also curious. is there something horribly wrong with kotlin that makes nobody want to use it? just looking at the docs, i like what i see, better than java groovy & scala

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 21:50

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

altho looks like it doesn't have sum types

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 21:51

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Shaggar posted:

"i know these fad langs have bitten us in the rear end over and over but this time it will be different" - ruby devs switching to go

i think they're moving to elixir now.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 01:24

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

in jax-rs what's a good way to do api auth? this is for an internal app on 1 machine with very few api consumers. right now we're hand-rolling it and it just checks api key query param against a hashmap in a post-routing filter

# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 01:34

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

math is fake

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 02:14

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

braces and semi-colons w/ comma and semi-colons at line beginnings is the best haskell style

# ¿ May 11, 2015 02:01

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Luigi 180

# ¿ May 19, 2015 17:11

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

is there an eli5 of every big data database thing i dont know about. i dont know anything about any of them. like maybe a guide that differentiates each one from postgresql capabilities

# ¿ May 20, 2015 01:11

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

but there's so many of them

# ¿ May 20, 2015 01:16

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Brain Candy posted:

divide and conquer is good but doesn't give you a good filter to differentiate noise and domain knowledge.

so. computers are really loving fast. consider doing things twice once you think you've pulled out a bit so you can have your users do some testing for you before you roll out your changes for real
code:
def butts():
    old = old_shitty_way()
    new = wonderful_clean_way()
    if new != old:
        # your logging method goes here
    return old
this is obvious, but I find it's psychological obscured by the desire to 'do things right' when that's not really the problem you are trying to solve

omg. why didnt i think of this

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 18:29

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

lmao lately 100% of shrughes posts i see are followed by someone not getting the joke

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 21:46

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

when you get there push them to rewrite in nodejs

# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 15:43

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:59

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

wrote a quick shell script to sync my code to my vm

code:

$ ./send.sh
receiving incremental file list
deleting send.sh

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 17:43

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