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I'd rather work with the dumbest fucker on the planet who has a good, cheerful disposition than the smartest guy on the planet who knows it.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 02:12 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 19:31 |
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lmao
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 02:14 |
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Shaggar posted:I like developing solutions to real problems in the healthcare industry As I understand it from posters here in YOSPOS, healthcare information management is actually a "solved problem" and "boring poo poo for old people." We need to apply those bright minds to solving war and world hunger!
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 02:15 |
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Symbolic Butt posted:p sure by "posters here in YOSPOS" you actually mean one guy. it's probably Bloody Bloody is too young and dumb to be taken seriously.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 02:30 |
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fritz posted:better either of those than dumbos who think they are hot poo poo The smartest guy on the planet is actually a dumbo who thinks he's hot poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 02:59 |
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Symbolic Butt posted:well I might be wrong then. I remember someone saying something like that, about cobol systems being boring poo poo for old people. who was that? Bloody did say that but I think it was just a throwaway
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 04:54 |
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Stringent posted:This is frequently, though certainly not always, a sign that you're passing stupid requirements to the developers. It is frequently unavoidable, I'm sure it's not your fault but please understand, you are why we drink. As a developer, my job certainly isn't to second guess the BAs. My job is to give them exactly, precisely what they asked for, to the letter.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 04:56 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:this makes you a terrible developer The architects are paid to have an opinion. I'm not. Once they pay me to be an architect, I'll have an opinion.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 05:16 |
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prefect posted:managing the information is kinda-sorta mostly solved, isn't it? it seems like the hard part would be getting organizations to do the right processes, especially if they're new processes. or upgrades; nobody wants to upgrade People upgrading to the latest and the greatest is half the problem. People want to roll out the newest, fanciest, most complicated poo poo for simple problems because it looks good on their resume, but much of it can be a hindrance for simple processes. A lot of money has been pissed away by "software engineers" talking about how cool it would be to do something <x> to solve <y> without asking if <x> is the most cost-effective and appropriate tool for the situation.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 14:20 |
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Xtremely-good Markup Language
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 19:47 |
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:as an interloper in the terrible programmer thread the impetus is on you to explain why someone might be a bad programmer and help them out a little in a nice way. this kind of posting is contrary to the spirit of the thread His emotionally-stunted baby is being raised by an iPad. lol
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 00:16 |
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Forums Terrorist posted:why is tori here no one mentioned The City I have to post in every thread. Thanks and god bless.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 00:25 |
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Don't smoke
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 01:28 |
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lol, you're so mad at everything and everyone
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 01:55 |
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I'm a happy, fun guy
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 01:57 |
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theadder posted:post the yosposters.xlsx lol I don't have one. I just remember things. That's what your brain is optimized to do, remember things about people.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 02:09 |
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BONGHITZ posted:what about this hadoop thing? what is the best 'base? Oracle. Give Larry your money. Unlike whatever cheap garbage all the brokeass start-ups are using right now, it will be here today, tomorrow, and forever.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 12:44 |
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Squinty Applebottom posted:sql is fine for what it is until you hit scaling issues and have to port your entire backend of a production app to something better lol MY SQL ISN'T SCALING! REDEPLOY TO PERL!
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 12:46 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:it makes prototypes work properly, right? if you call [1, 2, 3].each() the method is found on Array.prototype but this will be the literal array I just prototyped one of your posts. It's in my toilet. lol
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:04 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:no i'd really rather someone else do it I'd rather someone else do your posts! haha
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:32 |
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gently caress them posted:pls keep your personal vendetta against me in pms and out of the threads thnx Maybe you should try reading a book? lol
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 23:37 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:the php is actually going ok and the retardedness on the server is mostly under control. but i have to add features to a jquery form thing with tables and inline css everywhere. it was written by an intern if that helps to understand the problem i'm facing. it's like the idiot child of 1995 and single page webapps lol, someone must have given the server an iPad when it was a toddler.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2014 02:15 |
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gently caress them posted:I keep emitting xml when I want JSON. I've decorated everything and edited my web config. Did you try fixing the joins? lol
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 20:04 |
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gently caress them posted:I'm on my phone. lmao
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 20:32 |
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gently caress them posted:
maybe you should try to fix the joins.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 21:06 |
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gently caress them posted:What the gently caress are you on? There isn't anything wrong with any SQL anywhere. I'm getting valid output, but the JSON is wrapped in a single XML string, and it shouldn't be a huge pain in the rear end to say "just spit out my loving string." The joins are clearly the problem. just fix them.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 21:10 |
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Have you fixed the joins yet? also that's 2banks1swap, aka flux_core? lol
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 21:26 |
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the joins probably need to be fixed, too.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 21:29 |
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Papes posted:anyone fix the joins yet? I don't think the joins have been fixed yet. Check back later.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 21:50 |
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:whats the use case for a clustered index, i've never run into a situation where seeks to fetch rows were a big part of execution time. table scans, big problem They may or may not fix the joins.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 23:25 |
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gently caress them posted:I was assuming it was sarcasm and that this was just the green help thread, not the "come here for abuse when one merely wanted argument" thread. If you just fixed the indexes, no one would abuse you
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 23:44 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:i have only ever done this and web things which is why uis are stupid and confusing don't sign your posts lmfao
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 14:33 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:congratulations, you're using vim correctly extend this, pal ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\...
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 20:01 |
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my stepdads beer posted:my question is where is the great fault tolerant voip/sip server in erlang I just saw 3/4ths of my coworkers get dumpstered in a move to "agile", so my question is why do we recreate the wheel every four years?
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 19:31 |
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Here's a dumb and retarded question: What has object oriented programming given us over the past twenty years that we wouldn't have had without OOP?
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