terrible programmers: my god, it's full of chars

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raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

did they replace erlang with php for facebook chat or are people just lying to me?

# ¿ May 9, 2014 21:44

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# ¿ Jun 2, 2024 07:51

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Bloody posted:

sounds bad

Sung to the tune of "The Flintstones"
Firmware
Open Firmware
It's the appropriate technology,
Features
FCode booting
Hierarchical DevInfo tree.

Hack Forth
Using Emacs on the keys,
Save in
NVRAM if you please.
With your
Open Firmware
You can fix the bugs in no time
Bring the kernel up in no time
We'll have an FCode time!

# ¿ May 9, 2014 23:04

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Citizen Tayne posted:

lol, you're so mad at everything and everyone

dsyp

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 01:56

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

bobbilljim posted:

t-t-triplepost but I would sure hope thinking about what's "under the hood" of c# memory management isn't necessary day to day.

yeah if you're dealing with mark and sweep day-to-day it better be because you're playing intramural curling

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 00:44

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

uncurable mlady posted:

oh god how the gently caress do I do multithreading/async

is there a book

help

yes, it's called the Kama Sutra, because you are getting hosed 6 ways to sunday

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 21:57

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Flaming June posted:

man between here and the cjs thread the last few days have been an eye-opener about how not to conduct business attitudes

and a reminder to be constantly vigilant in the face of SQL joins

# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 23:02

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# ¿ Jun 2, 2024 07:51

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

chmods please posted:

idea three: reflection to find methods on the fly

objc wins again!

respondsToSelector:
Returns a Boolean value that indicates whether the receiver implements or inherits a method that can respond to a specified message. (required)

- (BOOL)respondsToSelector:(SEL)aSelector

:unsmigghh:

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 08:02

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