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pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
No discussion about Sonny's probable brain damage?

GRIT (and no helmets)

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pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdamCarolla/comments/760mts/what_happened_to_sonny/

He fell off his bike without a helmet, and then his parents abandoned him at the hospital

Good times etc

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pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Reddit is generally worthless, but the reaction to this makes it worth reading about

- Adam was too cheap to buy a second helmet, since there was one "at the shop"
- Lynette peace'd out to see Bruce
- Those pictures are on the official website: http://adamcarolla.com/jeff-cesario/ (LOOK AT THAT LUMP HOLY GOD)

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Jimmy Kimmel = Universal Healthcare

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Don't you remember when he invented Podcasting?

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Apparently Ray is the last of his "lifelong buddies" to get fired over stupid money/ego issues. I remember hearing hilarious stories about Ozzie, Ray and Donnie on Loveline and now... he's fired them all. Good times.

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
I'll listen to Sonny Carolla's podcast, where he'll inevitably call his dad a huge pussy

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
http://lovelinetapes.com/shows/2003-03-19-victoria-silvstedt/

Over 15 years old! That joke can almost drive one of Adam's Paul Newman racecars.

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
You'd think two people whose poo poo has been in each other's ears would be pals for life

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Adam was pretty sudden, just listen to his 20 year old bit with his social security income statements

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
I'm pretty sure Drew and his wife have quietly separated, and he's paying for an insane apartment for her in NYC

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Looks like https://lovelinetapes.com is currently down for maintenance, but it was working fine as of a few days ago.

There's also an enormous 138GB torrent from the Adam era, magnet link here:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:52553416f1cba1892f3bfcd58698714fb2a66a99&dn=Loveline%20138GB&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentor.org%3A2710&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccc.de%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.blackunicorn.xyz%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969

Edit: Not sure how to best display that giant Magnet link here, but you can copy and paste it now anyway

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Does Dr Drew's wife really believe this? Lol

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
Adam's subreddit is pretty convinced he's getting a divorce, there's even a megathread!

https://old.reddit.com/r/AdamCarolla/comments/jke7qf/adam_divorce_megathread/

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!

Grand Fromage posted:

seriously

I had to check if it was real, it is. https://www.gofundme.com/f/oswaldo-ratonini-castillo-funeral-services Adam not willing to pay for that may be the most reprehensible thing he's ever done. What a piece of poo poo.

There's not a single Carolla on the list, the highest anonymous donation is $250 (not Carolla), and Bryan and Gina both kicked in $50 each. Incredible.

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
The latest bit of fun: a $800k federal tax lien

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!

Ralph Hurley posted:

Seriously people in that thread are trying to “gotcha” people by pressing them to give a number of how many of the millions who died they actually knew personally. “Oh so you don’t know anyone who died from covid? I thought it was a big scary plague that was killing everyone. Checkmate, sheeple!”

Never forget Ozzie (Adam did) :rip:

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
He shoehorned Birchum into Crank Yankers too. I think he started doing it on KROQ, so it's almost a 40 year old bit at this point.

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pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!

holefoods posted:

drat I was hoping for some new hot gossip

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/adam-carolla-paying-ex-wife-233052500.html

Wooo gossip

quote:

The family residence is currently listed on the market at $8,350,000 and Adam's fee to Lynette could be affected by the net proceeds of the sale. This means that if the proceeds exceed $4 million, both parties shall equally divide the proceeds beyond that amount.

However, if it is less than $4 million, Lynette will receive her money in installments of $17,000 per month from Adam until the money is fully paid. Aside from the property, which both parties agreed to split the proceeds, Adam gets to keep most of his assets, including his mind-blowing $13 million car collection.

As for Lynette, she will be paid $32,000 monthly for spousal support as well as $17,000 a month in child support payments for their two children. She also gets to keep the 2022 Tesla Model X automobile and a 2021 Mercedes Benz which are subject to lease agreements.

pzy fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Feb 3, 2024

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