The Adam Carolla Show - A Pirate Ship Listing Hard to the Right

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Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

dropped in to lol at the last few pages

I still have piles of Loveline I haven't listened to so I start one of those up now and then and pretend Adam retired from showbiz in 2004. It's a better world.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 14:02

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:28

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When Pigs Cry posted:

Ozzie got covid and died, but it's because he had preexisting conditions. The Ace Man is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy adult who will bull right through it through sheer grit and determination.

Popped in to make jokes about him going on Tucker loving Carlson but now I'm sad.

Remembering the good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWpWVPbt-RA

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 02:40

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Drunkboxer posted:

christ what an rear end in a top hat

seriously

I had to check if it was real, it is. https://www.gofundme.com/f/oswaldo-ratonini-castillo-funeral-services Adam not willing to pay for that may be the most reprehensible thing he's ever done. What a piece of poo poo.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 22:56

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Blowjob Overtime posted:

I assume the Adam Carolla subreddit is still full of fans, not people shaking their heads at how bad he's gotten in the last 5+ years?

When I popped in there after Ozzie died it looked to be a lot of both. If anything it seemed like the fans were a minority. I only read the Ozzie thread though.

# ¿ May 7, 2021 17:30

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Even back when Adam wasn't the piece of poo poo he is now I can't imagine putting up with him all day.

# ¿ May 7, 2021 18:29

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

The irony of Adam creating his own family of Loveline callers.

# ¿ May 12, 2021 17:17

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

He was pretty good at improv at one point. The old Huell Howser bits with Dana Gould were always incredible.

# ¿ May 31, 2021 22:08

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Tweak posted:

Even when he went and did a bunch of, �stand up� shows, he would just rehash bits from the radio show/podcast while using a projector screen with images to use as jumping off points. I saw him twice live like that 10 some years ago and it was the exact same show a year apart or so

That sounds like a comedy warehouse, not a comedy factory. :thunk:

# ¿ May 31, 2021 23:09

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Hyrax Attack! posted:

I saw one of those shows probably 10+ years ago. I remember it was fun but the main thing I can recall was an amusing recap of his reported income year by year. Many years it was zero, then it jumped when the earthquake happened, then plummeted again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0KM9liK-EY

# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 19:25

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Are you a real doctor or a horse doctor?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 18:50

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ninjoatse.cx posted:

You're fat.

You're a lesbian!

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 20:07

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Medullah posted:

Remembering how my favorite hypocritical thing Adam did was how he'd tell everyone he was a comedy factory not a comedy warehouse, because most people were comedy warehouses just telling the same joke and saying the same things over and over again

get it on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_hMdvAl4b0

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 21:26

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

I think the are you a Mormon one had the best success rate.

I recently was reminded of the greatest bogus call in Loveline history and had to dig it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPzGHNimyo0

(there's a part two)

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 02:18

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Dana Gould doing Huell Howser was incredible every time.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 05:59

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

I liked the morning show the final year after they yeeted Danny. Last time I enjoyed the Aceman. Sad. Going to podcast let him get too far up his own rear end and it all went to hell.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 17:22

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyj0eI06FZE

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 17:32

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCq2jpyOmUo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bETzxQWVbg

As a mental 12 year old this is still one of my favorite episodes.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 18:17

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

There are a lot of Loveline best clip compilations on youtube, I've been laughing at them all day. Was such a good show.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 05:03

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"I didn't go in on academic probation, I had to earn that."

# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 22:23

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lol we're at the "refusing to pay taxes" stage of the right wing radio grift. Good luck in prison, aceman.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 21:13

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Ralph Hurley posted:

tax lein the size of a mason jar

# ¿ Feb 27, 2022 04:37

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

death factory, not death warehouse

# ¿ Aug 29, 2022 23:11

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Ralph Hurley posted:

Seriously people in that thread are trying to �gotcha� people by pressing them to give a number of how many of the millions who died they actually knew personally. �Oh so you don�t know anyone who died from covid? I thought it was a big scary plague that was killing everyone. Checkmate, sheeple!�

perfectly normal, perfectly healthy

# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 00:37

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Medullah posted:

Ugh I still find myself saying that from time to time

whaddya gonna do?

# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 01:12

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He died from it and his family put up a Gofundme to collect the $5000 for the funeral because his literal millionaire best friend Adam couldn't be bothered. IIRC he didn't even donate to it, though Bald Bryan and Allison did.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 20:42

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

What're you gonna do?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2022 21:02

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He was great on Silicon Valley. Entirely possible to be funny and a piece of poo poo.

I was going to say like Adam, but from the occasional times I've dipped in to see what's going on in this nightmare world Adam seems to have also stopped being funny when he became trash.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2022 02:32

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Found this playlist of episodes where Adam had horrific gas: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF616_d_frr8WwNddDu7MTvTWwzbq79xo

# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 19:48

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bartok posted:

How bad is Coast to Coast AM with that poo poo now? I miss when conspiracy theories were fun.

George Noory gargles balls. Never listen to anything after Art left.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 18:49

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holefoods posted:

I have never really listened to the Noory version but my dad does - from what I�ve heard, my impression is that he basically just lets people ramble on about whatever they want with 0 pushback.

Yeah. He does not have any of Art's broadcasting chops so he's boring to listen to, he doesn't bring the skepticism that Art did (Art would let you talk about whatever, but never really seemed to be buying it--Noory at least acts as if he believes literally anything you tell him), and he's obsessed with everything being angels.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 20:52

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Hyrax Attack! posted:

I do recall chuckling when they tried making a soundboard of canned Dr. Drew responses to answer callers and it worked surprisingly well as his advice was so non-specific they didn�t catch on. Then they tried making an Adam soundboard and it didn�t work as his angry generic responses jumped around too much and just confused the callers.

Are you a Mormon?

# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 22:02

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ninjoatse.cx posted:

You're a lesbian

Drew, please.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2022 01:15

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Can't see him going anywhere other than Florida, that's the end of the line for his journey.

Maaaaaaaaybe Nevada or Texas.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 17:42

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beep by grandpa posted:

who does adam even have in his life anymore. fwiw i haven't listened since Alison was fired. she was a doll and legitimately funny.

Drew I guess? Then just a parade of Fox News people.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 20:48

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Comedy factory I gasp as I say "get it on" for the one millionth time

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 22:15

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Niwrad posted:

A lot of those people who were incredibly wrong about COVID early on are now doubling down on the anti-vax stuff.

What're you gonna do? He's a big boy.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 22:22

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Bryan seems like a decent dude. Not assertive for sure, but I guess if you can put up with Adam's poo poo it was probably a pretty cushy job.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 02:15

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I don't know if he's changed but back when I still listened sometimes, Bryan would argue with Adam's right wing poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 18:43

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soggybagel posted:

I just read through a lot of this thread and holy poo poo was this depressing. I legit enjoyed Carolla in my formative years and learned of him through Loveline.

One of us.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 19:43

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:28

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Texas' lack of state income taxes attracts a lot of that.

Alex Jones is local though, he didn't move anywhere.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 22:16

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