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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
if any of you like ancient historical fiction like gates of fire, peep isle of stone. its kind of a weird book, but theres some hilarious poo poo in it, such as

this fuckin book haha posted:

antalcidas' heart was pounding now, surging with exhilaration, for there was no feeling like being swept before a clanking human beast of ten thousand legs, propelled unstoppably toward that wall of hostile spears. his urine coursed down his legs, but not in fear - in time, with the inevitability of it, he would ejaculate too, for there would be much loving to do that day. he would rip pussies for them all, the men he would penetrate with his spear. as his men watched in wonder, he charged into the arms of the enemy, letting out as he ran a wail of joy like a man coming into his beautiful bride.

:eyepop:

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the gently caress is a special ops battlefield?

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