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a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

Wild Knight posted:

Does nobody remember Raiden saying that Rose would understand why he had to do this ("this" specifically being cutting up half of Denver to save the kids' brains from his life)? I almost think it'd be more plausible (and definitely funnier) if Rose was entirely on board with the violence and spine-crun--


...Yeah, that.

Yeah, I think everyone's forgetting Rose in MGS2 was an AI designed to alienate Raiden from normal life. Or maybe she was that annoying in MGS4, the whole game is kind of a blur to me, but I don't remember her being like that in that game.

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Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause

Grimey Drawer
"HehehehahaHAHA!! Look's like it's time for Jack to LET 'ER RIP!"
"Yes, that's very scary, Jack. Now take out the trash."

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

Forgall posted:

"Jack is Back!"
"Yes, and without groceries I asked him to buy :colbert:"

God drat would I play a home-ec simulation where you played as Raiden doing mundane things around the house in the most baller of ways.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




S.J. posted:

God drat would I play a home-ec simulation where you played as Raiden doing mundane things around the house in the most baller of ways.

Gone Home/Heavy Rain done by Platinum Games. :allears:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

S.J. posted:

God drat would I play a home-ec simulation where you played as Raiden doing mundane things around the house in the most baller of ways.

I envision it being like Octodad, but instead you're awkwardly trying not to cut everything in half.

Gruckles
Mar 11, 2013

Raiden would watch How To Basic videos without realizing the joke.

JamMasterJim
Mar 27, 2010

S.J. posted:

God drat would I play a home-ec simulation where you played as Raiden doing mundane things around the house in the most baller of ways.

These guys knew what's up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meJckIFWFR0

Crigit
Sep 6, 2011

I'll show you my naval if you show me yours.
Let's get naut'y.

Gruckles posted:

Raiden would watch How To Basic videos without realizing the joke.

Man, I watch How to Basic without getting the joke. I mean, I know there's one in there somewhere but I'll be damned if I know what's going on.

Gensuki
Sep 2, 2011

Gruckles posted:

Raiden would watch How To Basic videos without realizing the joke.

...That actually makes me sad in concept, but I haven't seen the series.
Being raised as a pyscho child soldier is ridiculous, but it really is sad.

Like, imagine Raiden trying to be a dad, and then just failing miserably. But he's trying really hard!

Can't play catch with his son because it would break his arm.
Can't go trick or treating because paranoia makes him beat up other children.
Can't go to the bank to make car payments because he sets off the metal detector.
Can't carve pumpkins because he can't cut in curving lines so all his Jack-o-lantern's are just pumpkins that have been cut in half.
Can't hug his son with nuclear arms.
Can't fix plumbing because he's too strong.
Can't sit on the couch and watch sports because it ruins the couch.
Can't teach his son how to shave because he doesn't have a lower jaw.
Can't teach his son to swim because he'd sink.

Kreittis
Jan 7, 2010

Foxhound? Houndfox.

I don't think this has been posted yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgU_2XUH-Pw

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

Kreittis posted:

I don't think this has been posted yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgU_2XUH-Pw

God damnit. And now I want a Shut Up and Jam: Metal Gear Rising: Gaiden edition.

S.J. fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Oct 24, 2013

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



RareAcumen posted:

Gone Home/Heavy Rain done by Platinum Games. :allears:

Platinum making a game with no gameplay would be the biggest of travesties.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.

Ometeotl posted:

Platinum making a game with no gameplay would be the biggest of travesties.

Pretty sure he meant they'd add Rising's gameplay to Heavy Rain.

Personally, I'd like to see Platinum do The Stanley Parable.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

Lance Streetman posted:

Pretty sure he meant they'd add Rising's gameplay to Heavy Rain.

Personally, I'd like to see Platinum do The Stanley Parable.

When Raiden came to a set of two cyborgs, he took the spine on his left.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Kreittis posted:

I don't think this has been posted yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgU_2XUH-Pw

One of the images from the related vids reminds me, I found these Desperado sprites:



No idea where they're from originally.

[e]:

Lance Streetman posted:

Reverse image search brings this up:

:doh: Didn't think of that, thanks!
VVV

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Oct 24, 2013

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.

Pesky Splinter posted:

One of the images from the related vids reminds me, I found these Desperado sprites:



No idea where they're from originally.

Reverse image search brings this up:
http://hunter.digitalhaven-ent.net/

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

I like this one better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAjv3wN-QZc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

S.J. posted:

God drat would I play a home-ec simulation where you played as Raiden doing mundane things around the house in the most baller of ways.

Cooking Raiden.

"Cut the onions!"

*RULES OF NATURE ZANDATSU*

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

S.J. posted:

God drat would I play a home-ec simulation where you played as Raiden doing mundane things around the house in the most baller of ways.

Actually make it a minigame in Rising 2, have the reward be unlocking Raiden's "Lighing in the Morning" costume which consists of a Maverick PMSC t-shirt, sweatpants, and a "Worlds #1 Cyberdad" coffee mug. Activating AR vision makes Raiden take a sip of coffee.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Waffleman_ posted:

Cooking Raiden.

"Cut the onions!"

*RULES OF NATURE ZANDATSU*

You mean "Da, tovarich! Use blade mode to split the onions in two!"

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause

Grimey Drawer

AnonSpore posted:

You mean "Da, tovarich! Use blade mode to split the onions in two!"

"Boris! I'm starting to cry! But I'm not sad!"

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I just want Little John to hijack Rose's codec and complain that his name has little in it.

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

Waffleman_ posted:

Cooking Raiden.

"Cut the onions!"

*RULES OF NATURE ZANDATSU*

"Cut the onions" replaces "Rules of Nature" in that song perfectly, and I just heard that being yelled in my head :v:

LeafyOrb
Jun 11, 2012

Gaseous Snake posted:

"Boris! I'm starting to cry! But I'm not sad!"

Doktor turn off my tear inhibitors!

Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.
"Raiden, be sure to save me ze left drumstick!"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
"Query: I see this bird has bones, and I will to retreive them. Can you throw them so I can better understand human behaviour?"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Raiden really should have been able to do this in the game:

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

Gorilla Salad posted:

Raiden really should have been able to do this in the game:



Guess you never bought the force-push, huh?

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
This thread is loving on fire. Thank you, laughed hard and rocked out.

But seriously does force push work on body parts you cut off?

Renoistic
Jul 27, 2007

Everyone has a
guardian angel.

I love how he acts like he's Edward Scissorhands, especially at the birthday party.

AnotherGamer
Jan 12, 2007
Please change my name to "The Guff Machine"

Herr Tog posted:

But seriously does force push work on body parts you cut off?

Not really, any guys you cut into pieces fall apart too quickly to palmstrike the fragments away from you unlike scenery objects that stick around long enough to hit them after cutting them in Blade Mode. Maybe if you cut them via Ripper Mode and then cancel one of the slashes into the palm strike.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I like that they've got Sam doing about the same thing Raiden did, though I imagine he isn't going to be running up the outside of the building this time around.

December Octopodes
Dec 25, 2008

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

Glazius posted:

I like that they've got Sam doing about the same thing Raiden did, though I imagine he isn't going to be running up the outside of the building this time around.

At least right now Sam is like Rurouni Kenshin, Raiden is more like Bleach.

Iserlohn
Nov 3, 2011

Watch out!

Here comes the third tactic.
Lipstick Apathy

Glazius posted:

I like that they've got Sam doing about the same thing Raiden did, though I imagine he isn't going to be running up the outside of the building this time around.

Well, they pull a Devil May Cry 3. Sam is forced to exit World Marshall and drive his motorcycle back to the top.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
To bring up the old topic of Raiden's Jack voice being extremely silly, Quinton Flynn recently did voice work for Arkham Origins and managed to pull off a voice that's even better. Spoiler-free.

Could this be a sample of what we can expect of Jack in Metal Gear Rising 2? :allears:

December Octopodes posted:

At least right now Sam is like Rurouni Kenshin, Raiden is more like Bleach.

I think Sam is more Gen Shishio than Kenshin.

Blueberry Pancakes fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Oct 27, 2013

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

To bring up the old topic of Raiden's Jack voice being extremely silly, Quinton Flynn recently did voice work for Arkham Origins and managed to pull off a voice that's even better. Spoiler-free.

Could this be a sample of what we can expect of Jack in Metal Gear Rising 2? :allears:

Hahahahah that's our Jack :allears:.

Chip Cheezum
Sep 5, 2006

Sic Parvis Magna and all that
And this is it, the final update of this LP. Thanks for watching!



Metal Gear Rising #17-1: Final Interview.....Uncut Commentary
Metal Gear Rising #17-2: VR Hell

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
No, Chip, thank you! As a person who doesn't own a PS3/360 I was excited for this LP (until I heard MGR was coming to PC) because I could finally get to see this goofy ridiculous cyborg game in all its glory. :allears:

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~
Thank you for being good at video games and good at showing off video games for the internet and having good taste in video games Chip Cheezit and General Ironman

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In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
Seriously gently caress Mission 18.

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