A Terrible Person posted:Also voting we check the snacks Snarls is eating. Wouldn't surprise me if these folks know of a few poisons or powerful sedatives that dogs couldn't detect easily.
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L. B, but mentally have Snarl regally make a repeat-after-me-speech: Poor choice of young smeller, prey upon strong and made poorer choice, Plot to betray guest and sin again El, Broke honor like Jubilee. Last chance to make wise choice, set free our smeller! Friend we may become, or as ENEMY! Nyaa fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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Theglavwen posted:Hmmm, B +1
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 00:45 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 00:50 |
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J - Snarls was invited to meet the King afterall.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 01:18 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 01:22 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 01:52 |
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They wanted to try to steal snarls? I almost never post or vote but follow avidly. write in vote: Burn this place to the ground then nuke from orbit
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 01:54 |
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Theglavwen posted:Hmmm, B Hell yeah, laying down the law but in a magnanimous way that makes us look like we're doing them a favor. Cleverkidel Best Enkidel.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 01:58 |
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quote:“Warn the Steward that they can take our dogs from us, his plan seems impossible, they are more Blooded than we thought.” The other soldier nods and then runs off. I actually laughed at this one. What a bunch of idiots, they saw that we're basically a dude out of the old tales and thought "Know what? I bet we can take that guy's dog. They wouldn't possibly do anything if we got their dog!" B let our silver tongue eloquent explain just how they hosed up
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 02:04 |
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J with very clear B undertones as that’s how we’re going to leave
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 02:14 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 02:18 |
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I exploration!
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 02:35 |
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K Come on guys, we may have the chance to bring home a friend for snarls. Maybe this dog king is being held hostage here!
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 02:39 |
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TheCog posted:
Voting K plus this plan. Our dog now comrade
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 02:45 |
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K, but kill anyone who tries to stop us.. They broke the hospitality rules and tried to kill a foreign king. Pretty sure that's a declaration of war. Its gently caress around and find out rules now. We shouldn't leave the palace until we twist the stewards's head off and punt it out of the city. Outrail fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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Outrail posted:K, but kill anyone who tries to stop us.. They broke the hospitality rules and tried to kill a foreign king. Pretty sure that's a declaration of war. Its gently caress around and find out rules now. Just to clarify since we sped things up a bit and are just summarizing the evidence rather than going into it at length... The plan was to separate you from Snarls and say Snarls wanted to stay without you. Not to actually kill you.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:10 |
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Diogines posted:Just to clarify since we sped things up a bit and are just summarizing the evidence rather than going into it at length... Kidnapping a visiting foreign king or member of the royal family, that is war baaaaaaby. Outrail fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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Oh yes if you want to, sure. We just wanted to be clear it did not appear that they actually planned to kill you.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:22 |
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Diogines posted:Oh yes if you want to, sure. We just wanted to be clear it did not appear that they actually planned to kill you. If they tried to take Snarls they may as well have. E: their plan was still laughably and transparently bad. Whoever actually thought it was a good idea is an absolute idiot.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:28 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:28 |
Volmarias posted:If they tried to take Snarls they may as well have.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:29 |
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So I'm just saying, Snarls is a very bright-shining mystical being, who various factions would probably want to capture. There's a real possibility that Yeledtov was behind this whole scheme. Also a possibility that Yeledtov is way above our pay grade.
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Diogines posted:Technically I think that may qualify as a suicide? On their part, for attempting to take Snarls? Yes, that's one way to describe their choices. Lead out in cuffs posted:So I'm just saying, Snarls is a very bright-shining mystical being, who various factions would probably want to capture. There's a real possibility that Yeledtov was behind this whole scheme. I can all but guarantee that Yeledtov is, at worst, another Orm-like creature. Either they're unable to effectively communicate their wishes beyond "dogs are great, more dogs" or they're not strong enough to be a problem because they're somehow still around despite a complete lack of foresight Volmarias fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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Volmarias posted:I can all but guarantee that Yeledtov is, at worst, another Orm-like creature. Either they're unable to effectively communicate their wishes beyond "dogs are great, more dogs" or they're not strong enough to be a problem because they're somehow still around despite a complete lack of foresight You're probably pretty drat close with the Orm comparison. My guess is Yeledtov is an Old Tales era "Blooded" Dog who's Master/Maker died ages ago and now he's got no one to talk with and is bored to tears. ...crap, I'm already making up my own Old Dog King mental fanfic backstory.
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alpaca diseases posted:J with very clear B undertones as that’s how we’re going to leave This I want to meet the big dog first but also want to B our way out
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:58 |
My guess is the dog king being old means their humans are worried about who takes over since their entire system of governance is based on a dog king. Snarls being in the region is El sending them a miracle as they don't need to change if they can just get another dog king that's clearly much younger and can put off any worries about what to do if their king dies for thousands of years.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 05:12 |
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Yeah, they want Snarls to be their new prince.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 05:20 |
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A Terrible Person posted:You're probably pretty drat close with the Orm comparison. To this day, he still waits for his master, at the place he would always frequent no matter how tired he feels.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 05:23 |
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We are the bulwark of the law , so let's be righteously outraged. B
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 05:49 |
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CloFan posted:This I want to meet the big dog first but also want to B our way out Yeah this. J with the intention of B after we see the big dog.
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I, but we'll save B for later.
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CloFan posted:This I want to meet the big dog first but also want to B our way out This (J with B afterwards), I don't wanna leave without meeting dog king, that's the whole reason we came over here in the first place!
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 12:08 |
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Do we have a way to obliquely state there's no way their plan could have worked and we are in fact supremely blooded? you know, like a dog whistle?
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B. Let's get all justice up in this!
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By popular demand posted:Do we have a way to obliquely state there's no way their plan could have worked and we are in fact supremely blooded? you know, like a dog whistle? I think we kinda sorta did that already when we convinced their own dogs to turn on them?
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B. El is the light and the truth and the way and his sword has now been drawn from its sheath. Let the region know a new sherrif is in town.
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H First, we meet dog King. The rest we figure out later.
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