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J with a plan to B out of here later. I too want to meet King Dog.
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From B to J. Lets see this dog king.
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Apr 21, 2024 22:02
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"Rescue" Dog King, give it to Raphu as a pet. The old man he thinks he needs to kill a monster to feel alive, but a friend will work just as well.
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Apr 21, 2024 22:03
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B strays to close to speaking els will for me.
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Apr 21, 2024 22:41
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Hot Dog Day 80 posted:B strays to close to speaking els will for me. I don't think we need to worry about speaking for El, this is like, pretty basic dogma that the house supports. Nobody's gonna get miffed at us.
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Apr 22, 2024 02:10
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F+K.. gently caress these people. We're in charge right now until we say otherwise. If they're lucky nobody dies, but they are NOT going to be treated kindly. Plotting to kidnap Snarls? They're already dead until we decide otherwise.
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Apr 22, 2024 02:30
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ChaseSP posted:To this day, he still waits for his master, at the place he would always frequent no matter how tired he feels. Big twist, Yeledtov is actually a she but is called he/him so they can legally retain the throne. The thread proceeds to schism between those who want Snuls pups and those decrying the horrible ethics of our Enkidog successfully mating.
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Apr 22, 2024 02:32
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Snarls having pups is a black-bag moment since it counts as us having kids fwiw
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Apr 22, 2024 02:41
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:Snarls having pups is a black-bag moment since it counts as us having kids fwiw The moment rules lawyer Og has been waiting for
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Apr 22, 2024 02:56
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D O G B I G D O G N O W
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Apr 22, 2024 03:14
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That's just secondary mitosis your honor.
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Apr 22, 2024 03:14
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The most benign explanation is that ancient doggo is lonely because nobody alive can talk to it, and they wanted to sieze Snuls as a companion. Or, more likely, they’re just assholes. Either way we gotta meet big king doggo and find out.
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Apr 22, 2024 03:28
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I still want the meeting with the king to be from Snarls' perspective.
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Apr 22, 2024 03:32
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FoxTerrier posted:The most benign explanation is that ancient doggo is lonely because nobody alive can talk to it, and they wanted to sieze Snuls as a companion. Por que no los dos? Anyone else expecting to see a dog the size of a dire polar bear?
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I'm hoping for a dachshund the size of hippo. E: or a chihuahua. Outrail fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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Apr 22, 2024 03:39
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Doig, can we do a quick presence sense?
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Apr 22, 2024 03:43
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101 dalmatians in a trenchcoat
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Outrail posted:I'm hoping for a dachshund the size of hippo. Hulk dog poodle
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Apr 22, 2024 05:13
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Apr 22, 2024 05:32
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Meet The Dog
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Voting for J Theoretically I think depending on our talk with the dog king, we can still swing a mostly peaceful result as a whole as part of our regional stabilization goal. Obviously with how aggressive they are to even consider the attempt at kidnapping, we'd have to explicitly tell them we'll kill them all if they start their raiding us. Their plan has also given us the leverage to take back the our enslaved citizens. Still if we are correct and the ruling class of the city knows its in a crisis period, they might be willing to accept alternative plans rather than their hail mary play of get another dog king to replace their old one. Aside from their king problem, they lost the only city willing to trade with them and kelashin is probably eyeing them and if they attack they will succeed because aside from their experienced army, the neighbors will rejoice and at minimum open their markets to keep the army supplied. If they agree to release all of their slaves captured in raids and stop attacking, we can offer to open our city to trade. I figure kelashin will notice our hand in this and go for other cities since there are still cities without a pretender so there are enough low hanging fruits to gobble before butting heads with a peer power, trade will help reorient their economy to one that doesn't rely on raids so they'll eventually become great city bad instead of donut bad and releasing their slaves from other cities will get their neighbors to be neutral and take the pr win on the returning slaves like we will and focus on other problems. Obviously we don't actually explicitly or implicitly tell them we'll protect them if kelashin attacks but we've had enough donut kings try to butter us up so being trade partners will bump them down the kelashin conquest list for the time being. Polgas fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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B, also explicitly call the Steward a son of a bitch in the process. That isn't a common insult in Ur, I intend to make it so, in honor of these dumb sumbitches here, formally defined as "one possessing the temperament, virtue and intelligence seen in Yeledtov.'
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UppaTree posted:
Yes. It's personal, get personal. But real slow like so we can savor it. Get real close and very, very slowly bend over at the waist until we're right in his face staring him in the eye. Then snatch his sidearm and shatter it with our teeth or some poo poo, should be able to just tell the sword it's time for retirement.
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The dog is a capybara with a fake tail. Our first clue behind the curtain.
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UppaTree posted:B, also explicitly call the Steward a son of a bitch in the process. They probably view being called the son of a female dog as a great compliment 
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Apr 22, 2024 16:03
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Call him a catty little moron
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My bet is the dog king is an offspring or descendant of Snarls... It was bound to happen eventually.
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I thought that Snarls is basically sterile, like we are, absent Very Specific External Actors And Actions? Otherwise, his parade of Watches The Stupid Fuzzies companions would have made for an explosion in the dog population.
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Apr 22, 2024 19:27
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Snarls banging all of Watches the stupid fuzzies' descendants through the last 120 years is still hilarious to me and we should all laugh at it.
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Apr 22, 2024 20:09
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Zodiac5000 posted:Snarls banging all of Watches the stupid fuzzies' descendants through the last 120 years is still hilarious to me and we should all laugh at it. loving Your Bitches Unto Seven Generations
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Apr 22, 2024 23:23
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Struggle session for Snarls where all the OG balls gather around and explain to him whats up
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Apr 22, 2024 23:48
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'These men want to take you away from me forever' and watch Snarls go reverse John Wick.
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Outrail posted:'These men want to take you away from me forever' and watch Snarls go reverse John Wick. He wouldn't, he knows we would destroy everyone in Ur and then ourselves if anything happened to him.
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Diogines posted:We did a partial recap... years ago, but even that is a number of years out of date. So uh, not really? If you ask someone might give you a SUPER quick and dirty summary? I am afraid to write a quick and dirty one because doing so might give definitive answers to questions and mysteries which are not fully resolved. We woke up on a beach and found out surprise we're the bad guy's kid but not really because we were adopted from the ocean which is neither good nor bad then we got saved/captured/adopted by some dudes because the sky told them to, and have basically been trying to figure that change of circumstances out for roundabout 200 years give or take half a century. We met a cool dog, though. Anyways we just hit puberty and are currently dealing with that whole thing, also our dad went out for smokes and never came back.
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Volmarias posted:He wouldn't, he knows we would destroy everyone in Ur and then ourselves if anything happened to him. Joad: I'm sorry Ogio, your Dog is in another Castle.
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ArbitraryTA posted:also our dad went out for smokes and never came back. *smoking demons
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Um quick and dirty game summary…ok: So we were rescued from Ashera worshipers (ocean faction, wants to literally eat everything) as a child. Because that’s far to the south and to the coast of the rest of Ur (air or land faction, unclear) we are a lot darker than everyone else and people can think that’s weird. But now we are so buff it doesn’t really matter, because buffness=respect around these here parts. (No idea who our Ashera faction dad might have been, or if he even was Ashera faction. But our mom was Ur aligned.) Anyway, when I say we are buff I mean we are hilariously tall and strong. Think biblical Nephalim. We also have not-magic we can invoke, but costs are high and it’s not clear how we regen MP—so use sparingly. We argue a lot about when to use our MP, aka ‘shards and orbs.’ Ashera faction has been eating up the coastline so we’ve had to move our people inward. We are settling atop a giant fuckoff tepui, which will hopefully be in a great position to survive the Apocalypse (did I mention that seems to slowly be unfolding? Every 50 years poo poo gets worse). The biggest hurdles to our survival is our own bleeding heart, the 50 year shitfests during Jubilee, and our own long standing desire to slam our dicks in the nearest doors to see what happens. And oh yeah, during the last 50 year shitfest our hometown was wrecked, and that’s why we moved inland. We also ascended to kinda like demi-god status, and are now the demi-god of rules lawyering instead of something cool. The average Joe has no idea this is the case though, and it’s important people don’t suspect we aren’t mortal or the god of the Ur faction—aka El—might smite our rear end. He doesn’t like competition. So yeah, now we are trying to integrate refugees, but without tanking our peoples max HP/MP potential by marrying too many of them to new low HP/MP citizens. And we wanna keep the traditionalist and progressives from shanking each other. Plus building up our brand new city, avoiding mass starvation (farmland is currently hosed), and occasionally taking a break to kill demons. Also our best friend is a giant talking dog, and our wife is also our adopted step-sister and the daughter of our mom’s second (?) husband. But it’s not weird bro I swear. Ok yea that’s about it. Welcome to the game.
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