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Cordite fumes spill from flintlock barrels.
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"Replace Toner Soon", the printer cautioned.
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Jun 7, 2013 02:25
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Dinosaurs praised the sudden new star.
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Jun 7, 2013 03:46
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Hatred stewed in the untouched heart.
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Jun 7, 2013 03:49
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Window's frozen, can't see the road. "COMPLIMENTARY CONDOMS" Have fun here, grandma! All the aquarium fish flopped closer.
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Jun 7, 2013 07:00
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Like telling two to jump three
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Jun 7, 2013 16:44
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Casting call, hope fights both ways.
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Jun 7, 2013 20:02
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Consume your enemy's soul, my Son.
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Jun 7, 2013 21:39
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"When will he leave Dad?" "Soon."
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Jun 8, 2013 01:45
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"It's Big Mike." "Wearing THAT outfit?!"
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Jun 8, 2013 02:23
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Within fetid eggs; profane desires, debasement. A tyrannical Bubble Gum Cult schism. Post once; edit forever. Reveling dissatisfaction! President Kucinich fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jun 8, 2013 |
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Jun 8, 2013 04:12
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"I guess I'm a God now."
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Jun 8, 2013 04:32
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I'd like eighty-seven tacos, please.
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Jun 8, 2013 22:41
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Sex Detective: The Park Bench Mysteries
Tonsured fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jun 9, 2013 |
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Jun 9, 2013 04:50
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Abusive, steroid addicting, auto-shotgun Gorilla.
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Jun 9, 2013 06:01
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The Hollow Where the Unicorns Hide
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Jun 10, 2013 04:36
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Satanic life voider abandons your neighborhood.
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Jun 10, 2013 20:54
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President Kucinich posted:Satanic life voider abandons your neighborhood. Using 1,006 words? I hate cheaters. /s
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Jun 10, 2013 22:39
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How does one feel about numbers?
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Jun 11, 2013 00:21
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"What's this act called?" "The Authoritarians!"
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Jun 11, 2013 02:44
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Where have the kittens gone, Mother?
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Jun 11, 2013 04:52
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She left. I'm done being vegan.
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Jun 12, 2013 13:28
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Humanity's knowledge, lost on decaying magnets
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Jun 12, 2013 19:24
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And the storks wept crystalline tears.
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Jun 12, 2013 21:12
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I love him, Bill. Suck it.
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Jun 13, 2013 05:47
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"MCNAMARA: The WuTang secret is [REDACTED]"
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Jun 13, 2013 10:20
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It was all just a dream.
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Jun 13, 2013 16:58
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"It wasn't all just a dream?!"
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Jun 13, 2013 18:36
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However the coma persisted, as predicted.
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Jun 13, 2013 19:01
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Our wicked smiles relish the guilt.
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Jun 14, 2013 02:59
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I dare you to eat that.
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Jun 14, 2013 03:04
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Death grinned, "Hello again, my friend."
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Jun 14, 2013 03:21
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STAY CALM. OUR SKIES REMAIN BLUE. Water still runs downhill here.
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Jun 14, 2013 06:49
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I stole this one from a friend: "But time travel's impossible!" exclaimed Caesar.
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Jun 14, 2013 17:52
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...literally dozens of people, furthermore...
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Jun 15, 2013 05:49
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Dragging me into his watery grave
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Jun 16, 2013 00:33
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Letter returned: "inmate no longer here."
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Jun 16, 2013 19:20
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Now the ant steps on you!
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Jun 16, 2013 19:21
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The fattest ape demanded his residuals.
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Jun 17, 2013 00:52
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ZZZAAPPPP! He will calm down now. Dancer fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jun 29, 2015 |
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