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Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011

"Is it me or you?"
"No."

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Brimstone stench irrelevant. Maintain current heading.

ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice
Mom: Wexton Church, Saturday. Bring Chrysanthemums.

DimpledChad
May 14, 2002
Rigging elections since '87.
What's the worst that could happen?

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Neo-Constantinople Alert: Nega-Turks Approaching from Astro-South

Commutator
Jul 17, 2009
My boyfriend's fiance just dumped me.

Ethanfr0me
Feb 2, 2012
Pull out before it's too late!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Got herpes from a truckstop sandwhich.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

FreudianSlippers posted:

Genital herpes from a truckstop sandwhich.

Now that's a book I would read.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
But vicar, that's not salad cream!

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Foundling's chantey: authority fetters me not!

Thanks for this thread, it got me thinking again after a while and I came up with a few things.

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

Human flesh is now a delicacy.

CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
Strangers become familiar, only to return.

or alternatively...


"gently caress me."
"Okay."
"Wrong hole!"
"Sorry."

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Last human to feel love dead.

Elentor fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Jun 23, 2013

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Your bleating; hark, my hands bay!

Bleating can also be misinterpreted as "bleeding" depending on the way it's said, so there are the connotations for that. I was considering just "blood" in it's place but I like it this way.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Her mouth full, she discovered maggots.

us vs also us fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jun 24, 2013

CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
Inner demons chip away my soul.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
"Now there's a face I'll remember."

us vs also us fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Jun 24, 2013

Eliza
Feb 20, 2011

"Singing in public is now forbidden."

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"David Bowie died." "Don't joke, rear end in a top hat."

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Time traveling Neanderthal vagabond murders descendants.

ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice
He's gone mad! Hide the children!

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
Oceania has never been at war.

Meningism
Dec 31, 2008
"More than one heartbeat detected, sir."

Mr_Wolf
Jun 18, 2013
Cherry's demons manifested in her solitude.

CharmingMadman
May 31, 2013
He died many deaths throughout life.

Eliza
Feb 20, 2011

Something began to feed off us.

lic
Jun 25, 2013
Pop fly. Series over. We win!

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Conversations With Mirrors in Hyperreality, Bro

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Was Hemingway Actually a Gay Wino?

Gingoskophot
Jan 7, 2010

Tiny Head Catte
"Mr President: My Dick Broke."

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

qntm posted:

Oceania has never been at war.

In London, the clocks struck thirteen.

ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice
The Cat's been talkin' poo poo again.

Eliza
Feb 20, 2011

Mordecai had found another severed hand.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
March onward, my ward! Victory awaits!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
My daughter's rapist sleeps beside me...

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Jesus's Real Dad: A Divine Comedy

Eliza
Feb 20, 2011

Beyond, the fields now lay barren.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Murderous pits of corrosive butt loving.

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DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
Staunch little men with big beards.

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