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Open fields supporting mobile mechanical gardens
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Detective dusts magic spellbook for fingerprints.
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May 7, 2014 02:52
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The hand! It wasn't his wife's.
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May 7, 2014 04:04
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Why is everything there about sex?!
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May 8, 2014 03:10
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Look! Just got her runnin' again.
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May 8, 2014 15:47
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The speakers blasted, he moved quickly
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May 8, 2014 20:18
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I bought her from the Taxidermist.
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May 8, 2014 20:20
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"We're lost, idiot!" "No. We're adventuring."
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May 9, 2014 00:13
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Abducted while writing a suicide note.
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May 9, 2014 00:23
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Centipede Jesus had a complicated crucifix.
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May 9, 2014 18:11
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Jerking off five dudes at once.
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May 10, 2014 19:23
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I kneeled before our butterfly overlords.
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May 10, 2014 19:42
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Butts far as eyes can see.
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May 11, 2014 16:56
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Why am I even in here?
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May 12, 2014 02:13
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I guess he did need insulin.
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May 12, 2014 16:16
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The insect tribunal was not pleased.
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May 13, 2014 03:18
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The children needed their mother back.
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May 13, 2014 16:25
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Hatred's a funny thing in love.
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May 17, 2014 12:26
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Did not know angels suffered psychosis.
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May 18, 2014 15:38
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The walrus I am posted:Did not know angels suffered psychosis. You have no idea, my man.
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May 18, 2014 22:23
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My mind cleared. Everything got worse.
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May 20, 2014 04:25
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Hop. Skip. Jump. Olympic gold medal.
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May 20, 2014 11:14
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My last five seconds suddenly stopped.
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May 21, 2014 18:43
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Screaming, screaming, screaming. Silence. Screaming. Silence.
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May 21, 2014 20:15
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Plain bagels satisfy hunger as well
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May 24, 2014 02:07
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After years, only a single sentence.
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May 29, 2014 02:24
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Planet's secret love tryst with sun!
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Jun 3, 2014 07:06
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Wounds heal best with Jack Daniels.
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Jun 10, 2014 21:37
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Only the dog could save humanity.
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Jun 10, 2014 22:40
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"We're done." He pressed the button.
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Jun 11, 2014 00:45
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As she left, they all stared.
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Jun 30, 2014 22:31
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Silently we watched it all burn.
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Jul 1, 2014 02:37
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Stay gone, and it'll be okay.
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Jul 1, 2014 08:13
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Oldest living person turns twenty-one today.
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Jul 6, 2014 15:35
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An empty finger; an opened door.
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Jul 6, 2014 16:41
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Sand dollars: Bitcoins of the sea!
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Jul 13, 2014 03:12
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"The decapitated don't burgle children." If only the whore had overdosed. "Bullets serve better than Bibles, friar."
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Jul 13, 2014 12:04
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Breathing heavily, he grasped the spoon.
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Jul 14, 2014 22:00
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Spine, shivering: "Please, leave my keyboa
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Jul 14, 2014 23:08
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Her jaws of death felt warm.
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Jul 15, 2014 02:34
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