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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I'm sure we all know the famous Hemingway story, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn". Well, why not do the same? I certainly follow the school of thought that creativity can be encouraged by limitations, so let's go for it.

Keep in mind that this is not another version of the three word thread - we're not trying to build a novel using six words at a time, nor should the stories try to follow a common thread or feel the need to exist in the same universe as each other.

The rules are simple enough:
  • If you are posting a story, it should be in its own line and bold at the top or bottom of your post.
  • A story is not required every time you post to this thread, but you're strongly encouraged to post one.
  • Only one story per post, and try to stick to one story per day at most. The whole point of this exercise is refinement - if you are flooded with ideas, choose only the very best one.
  • The story must only contain six words - no fewer, no more.
  • Punctuation is irrelevant - Commas, periods, question marks, interrobangs, it doesn't matter.
  • Tell a story. As easy as it is to stray, this isn't about sarcastic quips or Confucius impersonations - you should be painting as vivid of a picture as possible in six words.

For a real challenge, you should also try to avoid the topic of death - my friends and I came up with some of these stories earlier, and the ones that always seem to "stick" the most are those that involve recent death or someone who is currently in a life-threatening situation. By no means am I saying that those stories aren't allowed here, I'm just pointing out it can be an extra layer of challenge - death seems to be the "press button to win" of six word stories.

My well's a little dry at the moment since I don't want to plagiarize my own stories, but here's an attempt to kick things off:

Breathless time traveler miscalculated planets' orbits.

Yeah, easy mode for now, so sue me

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jun 5, 2013

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Christ, it didn't take people long to miss this one, did it? I don't think posting four separate replies with different stories in them counts, either. If you write more than one, choose the best and post that.

Pregnancy ends "Mile in her shoes."

Well, the tag on the thread does say "Writing", it says nothing about needing to read...

Another day, another round. Still relatively easy mode for now:

Innocence, tearfully sold to afford food

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I've been a fan of more abstract stories like

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

"And of course, the moon left."

But this one sure as hell paints a vivid picture - kudos

Tonsured posted:

Please, Someone Stop the Duck Rape

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The leper's optimism wasn't as contagious.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Dinosaurs praised the sudden new star.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

President Kucinich posted:

Satanic life voider abandons your neighborhood.

Using 1,006 words? I hate cheaters.

/s

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Humanity's knowledge, lost on decaying magnets

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
My daughter's rapist sleeps beside me...

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
My temerarious thesaurus usance is amaranthine.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Clumsy woodworking mathematician uses base nine.

:science:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The psychopathic surgeon removed arteries. Everyone's.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Joy's fiancé solemnly retorted "No, abortion."

The balance of depression has been restored :colbert:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
"I loved you," grunted the rapist.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Stone. Bronze. Iron. Industrial. Nuclear. Stone.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Growing vegetation eventually masked humanity's rubble.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Somber author discards his depressing story

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Continuing to dangle, the participles multiplied.

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