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MartingaleJack
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.
Raccoons do not belong in elevators.

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MartingaleJack
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.
These suck, y'all. Please try harder.

MartingaleJack
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.
^
Evelyn's breasts were my greatest accomplishment.

MartingaleJack
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.

Sentient Data posted:

The leper's optimism wasn't as contagious.

This is a good one.

MartingaleJack
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.
I'm not a fan of the ones that sound like regurgitated Yoda, but I think this might be a good exercise for generating attention grabbing first lines if the prose is kept natural.

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MartingaleJack
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.
Cordite fumes spill from flintlock barrels.

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