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my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

who were those two PI superstars that got into some drama and then posted a pic of pointing guns at their dogs

you might be thinking of the DVangels with their idiot afghan hounds. they got helldumped i think


also dogs own and corgis are really cute but they are lovely little bastards without discipline and routine. they're known particularly to nip at children to "herd" them


e: found the DVangels hump thrad http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2423159 but the images are broken

my dog boyfriend!! fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jun 6, 2013

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my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

i tried gis'ing this but all i got was furry expansion fetish deviantart :(

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
emory used to be fat potatopuppy



but then:

not pictured: wicked underbite


bonus pete


there is a third hound in the group but there's not a lot of pictures of her. she is a chocolate brown pitty looking something with major behavioral issues and needs to be rehomed :/

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

CuddleChunks posted:

wanna smoosh that face all up and make stupid noises because awwwww lookit that chubby little puppy

same. love the sticklegs

hahah, don't post him in gbs, they'll be all, SWEET JESUS gently caress ITS SLENDERDOG!!!



emory is part bat potentially part boxer and part other things, but she will always be full retard



here are other dogs i have encountered, mostly at the columbus pet expo 2 yrs ago when i volunteered at what was marketed as a "corgi rescue" but turned out to be an obese lady wth a hoarding problem


wendy. (some lady came up and smeared pink paint on her forehead "so people will ask about her!" but all they didw as "HEY YOUR DOG HAS A PINK. ??????/")


a small horse


sly was an aussie cattle dog mix and a Very Good Dog


a large mastiff/floor rug. he liked to let his paws slide out from under him on the concrete floor until he was all flat :3:


my dream dogge, a keeshond. someday.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Eegah posted:

shd i make a dog photo tumblr y/n i have never used tumblr

considering that somebody just posted their dog photo tumblr, and also that you should kill you are self, no

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Cryin Burnigan posted:



Dog advice needed, my dog is getting a super mottled coat when it used to be nice black, white, brown, its getting colors in the wrong spot now and thinning out in areas. Vet said he might just be changing colors but i never hard of that poo poo happening before

how old?

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
dogs that didn't learn how to bark are the best

also people that let their pets get obese do not deserve to have living things in their custody. that goes for their children too. be fat all you want, but don't inflict your terrible life choices on those who don't have the choice.

working at the "corgi rescue" (obese lady with hoarding problem) i met a corgi named joey. joey's owner, unfortunately, had advancing dementia. she would regularly forget that she had already fed joey, and she didn't have the strength to talk him for a proper walk on her own.

this was joey when i saw him two years ago.


joey moved like those "water snake" toys you find in gift shops. he waddled for a few feet and then "sat" (his hind legs splayed out under his huge rear end). joey can't squat to poop, so it dribbles all over his butt. while joey's obesity was not due to deliberate poor choices on the part of his owner, his condition was still frustrating and sad. it also made me worry that if there were no visiting family members who saw and did something about joey's state, then maybe there was no one visiting and checking up on the owner :(

post some doges i just made myself sad remembering this

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Nov 21, 2008

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

people are so loving awful to dogs and i would probably take him away even though my roommate leaves the outside/basement door open so we would have to invest in a number of toddler gates.

the worst part is this "corgi rescue" i worked for was a very old house with an obese woman and her completely insane husband with teeth in the single digits. in her younger years she had many awards for her show dog--also a corgi--and when that dog died she decided to start a rescue. out of her home. with NO documentation. upstairs were about 9 corgis/mixes and 2 aussie mixes. they were allowed into the backyard, dug up and poo poo-covered, for part of the day, but they were only walked once a week. by me. neighbors reguarly complained about the noise and the state of the yard, but when authorities checked out the house, the dogs seemed to be in good enough health that they moved on. the constant fervor of barking probably made them want to leave the house as quickly as possible. they never, ever, ever went into the basement.

in the basement this lady kept the "problem" dogs. dogs who are human-averse or aggressive to other dogs. one of the dogs didn't have any particularly dangerous problems, she just had a habit of peeing herself in submission to people or other dogs. all kept in one place. (you can imagine how many times that dog peed herself in her crate down there.) the lady hired a "dog behaviorist" to "work" with these dogs once a week. he took them out for a walk in groups of two or three. that's it. that's all he did. most of those dogs, when i got to take them out, were downtrodden, shy creatures who seemed to know that their time in the sun wouldn't last more than an hour or two. but what human attention they did get, even at leash's length, they seemed to enjoy.

i wanted to leave but i felt so guilty that without me, those dogs weren't going to get walked. so i stayed much longer than i should have. when i finally made up my mind towards the end of the semester to leave, i sent a message detailing what i had seen to the county human society. nothing. another message. nothing. a third. no response.

i get 2 or 3 emails a year from her lovely site saying "Information about Howelling Kennels Corgi Rescue has been updated" but i haven't the heart to look

e: if anyone's interested but beware the eye-searing design: http://howellingcorgirescue.rescuegroups.org/

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