Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Is this the thread for belly rubs?

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 05:23

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 08:51

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

mcbexx posted:

Not everyone who posts here lives in Murica...

That first picture clearly has North American electrical outlets on the wall :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 20:06

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Did a thing today:

Please report to Dog HQ to receive your dog assignments:

Thurston and Louise patrol the off leash area for threats:

Konk is an old timer so he mostly supervises:

Threat detected! :frogsiren:

Return to base, we have an urgent belly rubs situation on our hands:

Dave and Cupcake would love of you visited their home. Just open the latch....

Smudge and Link head to the yard to work on their tug skills:

mrmcd fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Nov 24, 2015

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 03:53

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Hollow Talk posted:

The thing you did today, was it horribly breaking the forums tables? It was, wasn't it? Was it?

Replying so I can actually see those sweet, sweet dogge pictures.

I only have my phone with me and both imgur and the forums are horrible poo poo on mobile when trying to do images.

Edit: is it better now?

mrmcd fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Nov 24, 2015

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 15:29

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Dogs are basically our oldest, cutest, biotechnology.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 20:31

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Naked Bear posted:

Princess Snookems DGAF

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 04:41

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4rAOg1o2q0

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 22:27

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Booblord Zagats posted:

From Imgur

This is probably why school shooting numbers are up

I can't even tell wtf is supposed to be happening in that picture. It LOOKS kind of like a bunch of furries setup in a sad little hallway and expected people to come by and pet them while they barked or some dumb poo poo. I really hope I'm wrong about this one and I only think that because the Internet has ruined me.

edit:

Booblord Zagats posted:

With actual dogs or furries dressed as them. Because the latter is what's happening in the picture

God drat it. :suicide:

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 01:20

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://twitter.com/SusumuYogurt/status/677306136341688325

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 15:30

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://www.facebook.com/SeanCaseyAnimalRescue/photos/a.378832716482.159179.17669251482/10153369605221483/

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 04:31

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Parent's are in town and we went to go visit a friend of my dad's from school, and she was dog sitting a cool as gently caress weimaraner.

This is Odin, thread. Thread, this is Odin:

He was kinda shy at first but after 15 minutes as alll about the belly rubs and high fives.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 01:02

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxPiee_joy0

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 19:44

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Did someone say dogs + GoPro?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGCDUsyNkVU

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 21:50

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

a life less posted:

Also pointed here to post good dogs from PYF. Here's my helper monkey Cohen who is also a very good dog.

Gravity is just a suggestion as far as she's concerned. And holy hell does she love the sound of her own voice.

After seeing the trick compilation video on youtube, I think your dog might actually in fact be a genius.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 14:02

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

A gigantic warehouse with concrete flooring that doesn't allow dogs smh (Costco)

Are you loving kidding me right now with that cuteness

I mean it's probably a liability insurance or health code thing more than them worrying about your dog pissing on the floor.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 19:53

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

mcbexx posted:

Just look at this guy...

That's a pretty good dog. I hope you gave it lots of pettes.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 22:57

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

My old dog used to have a similar reaction to quadcopters, or really anything that hovered or floated through the air. I think it's just that it triggers her hound prey instinct, as she would also freak the gently caress out over swallows and other birds in the park. Even managed to catch a few in her jaws on occasion when she got lucky.

She spotted a red-tailed hawk that was circling around hunting in the park once and lost her poo poo over it. A good 5 minutes of howling, barking, jumping in the air to the end of the leash while I got her to calm the gently caress down because I wasn't sure a 45 lb dog would win that fight, and I didn't want to be on YouTube as "that monster" if she did.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 14:26

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZCtWCzgWwg

# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 21:35

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Did someone say gopro?

http://gothamist.com/2016/01/24/video_area_dog_checks_out_blizzard.php

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 05:11

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

http://www.runnersworld.com/running-with-dogs/hound-bandits-half-marathon-in-alabama

All dogges are good dogges but hounds are best dogges.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 16:47

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

at the date posted:

oh my god

The words are pretty great too:

quote:

�Every time I thought she had dropped off to go back home, I would hear her coming back up to me, and she would race past me up to the two leaders,� Clemens said. �She would run off to romp through streams and into yards to sniff around for a while.�

When Ludivine stopped to investigate a dead rabbit around the two-mile mark, Horvath caught back up with her. For the rest of the race, Ludivine stayed within 50 meters of Horvath, hopping on and off the course.

�One time she went over and met another dog next to the course,� Horvath said. �Later on, she went into a field with some mules and cows. Then she�d come back and run around our legs. I wondered if she was going to get tired or go back to wherever her home was.�

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 05:03

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So glad to have a primadonna dog that doesn't just eat everything it sees

Well now you're never going to know the joy of pulling a poo poo covered tampon out of a dog's rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 23:07

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

That dogge'll hunt, yessir. :clint:

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 18:21

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Mak0rz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnoLjuREvGU

The best part is the "ugh..." at the very end.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 05:46

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

get paid pupper

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 00:38

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 18:58

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4i6B6M6GaE

# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 17:45

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

http://youtu.be/ORM6mBPWbJA

What the gently caress did I just watch?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 06:14

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

This is a marketing gimmick I approve of

If you live in a city with a Warby Parker store there's a bunch of facebook events where you can sign up to bring you dog for a photo shoot with sunglasses and stuff.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 21:54

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Confirm. Belly rubs received.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 06:48

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

http://www.tbo.com/ap/offbeat2/dog-comes-home-with-surprise-for-family-bag-of-marijuana-20160330/

Man why would that family narc on such a chill dogge? smh.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 23:29

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wife and i still looking for a pup .

How to find good dogge:

1. Go to Dog shelter / rescue / whatever.
2. Walk in to kennel and look for dogge that isn't losing its poo poo nor cowering in cage and is patiently waiting for so many pets.
3. Take dogge home.
4. Take all the other dogges home and give them all the pets.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 06:05

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

My parents got a new dogge:

Mini Aussie named Summer.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 02:51

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Tide posted:

Summer is a good dogge

Now throw the drat ball for that good dogge

She is in California and I am in New York and I cannot throw ball through internet yet.

drat it google get on this already there are so many good dogges waiting for balls!!

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 05:16

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Why is this ball not yet thrown, human?

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 05:33

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

I'm not sure how I feel about my dog being able to smell my leftover kidneys sewn up inside some strange lady.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 15:57

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

a life less posted:

We did a commercial. It's gonna run before the trailers in movie theatres. Pretty neat, IMO.

Cohen cares very little for the publicity, but is digging the doggy biscuits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axQhpQWzfIM

That's awesome. My parents got a mini Aussie recently, and are astonished by how smart she is. On her second car ride to the park she learned how to operate the backseat windows so now they have to keep the child mode on. After the play sessions she herds them over to the leash storage area and makes them hang up all the ball launchers and toys to keep the house clean.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 23:24

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Found a vicious guard dog protecting an artist's studio / shop while wandering around in Sydney today:

His name is Izzy and he enjoyed licking my fingers. So many people here just let their dogs hang out and follow them around town off leash. They don't run off and just kind trot along behind their owners. It's like a city of awesome chill dog wizards.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 06:15

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

drive safe, pupper

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 23:57

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 08:51

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

I have known dogs that sometimes get a little freaked out if you hug them the wrong way just from the "lumbering large body trying to envelope and pin me down" aspect.

That being said, psychology today is woo woo pseudoscience bullshit not an actual academic journal. Also if a dog doesn't like it they will give a little growl saying "OK buddy I want some space." Otherwise, hug and pette all dogs jeeze this isn't rocket science.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 01:14

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