Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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Thwomp: Apr 10, 2003; BA-DUHHH; Grimey Drawer

This is Linus.

He has a big nose

# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 04:37

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:49

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# ¿ May 21, 2014 18:55

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# ¿ May 8, 2015 21:57

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Db6JZHh0SA

I love watching dogs attempt to understand magic tricks. From the same guy as above. Lots of confused dogges getting pettes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuwB9zrncg

# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 21:02

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My dog hates the water unless he can reach the bottom. Loved playing in the shallow end of a lake or at the beach but would bolt for shore the moment he lost touch with the bottom.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 14:20

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My dogge being a good older brother and good dogge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gCaK-LKnho

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 18:53

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 23:07

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Linus is our shar pei/chow/GSD mutt rescue. He's also the best drat dog, aside from the farts.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 02:00

Thwomp: Apr 10, 2003; BA-DUHHH; Grimey Drawer

Is it bacon? It's bacon, right?

It's popcorn. Which he loves and received.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 16:22

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if you get ropes, get ones that are super braided. Martha Stewart has a line at Petsmart that are much more braided and they last much longer with my dog.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 19:02

Thwomp: Apr 10, 2003; BA-DUHHH; Grimey Drawer

Stolen from the gif thread.

http://i.imgur.com/Mn5V8Ee.gifv

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 19:12

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ro5s posted:

Same

Would also.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 14:42

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# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 23:46

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TBeats posted:

Monty is loving TERRIFIED of water I have learned. And part of it is I think is how he usually ends up in water.

I got him in September 2014 when he was five weeks. I took him to my aunt's house for thanksgiving. I was letting him run around and he ran towards my aunt's pool. I tried to catch up but he was too fast. He obviously expected the clear stuff to be solid, because he ran into the pool as if he planned on Jesus walking across the pool. Freaked him out.

Well... Today I was taking him for a walk. Took him to the corner of my apartment complex and let him off the leash to poop. He saw a bird and decided to chase it and ran, in the same fashion as thanksgiving, right into a two foot lake that has filled from the last several days of rain.

God dammit. Now he's probably got zika or some poo poo.

Baths are fine though. He's miserable, but puts up with it. Thank god because we had to cut our loving walk short so that I could bath his stinky, muddy, soaking wet rear end.

Linus loves the water until he can't touch the bottom anymore.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 21:54

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs

Gonna win all my awards. And then make me give pettes to all dogs I see.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 15:40

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mrmcd posted:

I freaking love hound breeds.

BAAAAA-RROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 23:26

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Speaking of happy dogs:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 04:35

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Wasabi the J posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/bLgk6

Fred: 2 years & 10 years

Literally "Is this thing fun?" To "can we go home now?" in one photo.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 14:21

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Slim Pickens posted:

Fitz wants to build an off-leash dog park and make the cats pay for it.

I'm with Fitz.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:52

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This doggo will find the cheese promised on the moon.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 02:44

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Linus approves and seconds.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 05:29

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# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 18:20

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Is that my toy?

Yes, yes it is.

Not pictured: him furiously chasing his thrown toy.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 01:43

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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 04:04

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Barcley posted:

If there aren't any dogs in heaven, whats the point of even going there?

It means you aren't in heaven.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 16:37

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Frank is afraid of this big butterfly sculpture at the dog park. Completely irrational fear, it never moves because it's metalwork, but about 7 feet off the ground and a few feet long, so a little imposing, I guess. A couple of weeks ago I stopped to tie my shoe or something right next to the pole holding it. He hesitated, but eventually came up and sniffed it all out. He's not friends with it, but I think he realizes now that it's harmless.

Doesn't stop him from eyeballing it every time we walk past though.

Linus is afraid of all blue post office drop boxes. He used to be terrified but now he just eyes them and attempts to take the furthest path around them.

No idea where it came from. He's been afraid of them since we got him from the rescue at 8 weeks old.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 18:26