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These have been pretty popular for me. I'm not nearly an rpollestad but maybe you'll get some laughs out of them. I think the only one that may be an already-done status is the nickelback one, but it's loving nickelback soooooo: Queso I guess people don't like puns anymore. Is cheesy humor uncool or something? They should really Brie more grateful; it's tough to Kraft a good one these days. (Also, if for whatever reason your friends are cool and play along, feel free to use these as you see fit: 'I've created a Muenster', "I'm gonna Moudou you over this" "Yes, I have an abondance of puns", "STOP IT YOU'RE BUCHERON THE JOKE", "These are getting Harzer and Harzer to come up with", "Don't be such a Weisslacker", "Manouri silly or what?" "Well, if you don't like them, Abbey Blue" "You're starting to cross the line into unfunny territory - your last one was a real Ardsallagh".) -------------------- We've become so distrustful of our government that Congress now has a lower approval rating than Nickelback. Let's let that sink in for a minute. -------------------- If ever I end up in a coma, I hereby request that the hospital not shave my face so that if I ever wake up I can at least pretend to be Gandalf. -------------------- Next time you get upset with someone, just remember that they aggressively touch their butthole at least once every day. -------------------- I may scream like a dainty lady, but I punch like a man! -------------------- If you're a landlord and your one big perk in your craigslist ad is "only a 6 minute walk from the medical center!" I should automatically get half off. -------------------- To the guy I accidentally made eye contact with in that alley while scratching my balls, sorry, didn't mean to lead you on just now.
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75% of human genetic makeup is the same as a pumpkin. So this Thanksgiving, remember that eating pumpkin pie is 3/4ths cannibalism!
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Thanks to China, Bitcoin is plummeting. Had this affected Wall Street, we'd probably be hearing about all kinds of suicides, but I guess it's a good thing Bitcoin investors can't actually get hurt jumping out the window of their mom's basement.
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