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SB35
Jul 6, 2007
Move along folks, nothing to see here.

China Megathread 1 2 - China LAN Thread - Chinese Language Thread - China Debate & Discussion - Taiwan Province Goons - Chinese Cooking


:siren: Keep all local discussion and general China Goon chat in the LAN thread. This thread is for T&T discussion only!:siren:

Laowais! Welcome to the most recent incarnation of the China Megathread! :china:

This FAQ (not the thread, just the first few posts) is for Tourism & Travel generally aimed at people coming to China on holiday or who are thinking about moving here and want to know about daily life. It's not all-encompassing, that's what a good guide book or even WikiTravel is for. Hopefully the FAQ will give you a good overview and answer the most common questions. Please give it a read through first, but feel welcome to ask our resident goons for further information. Don't hesitate to post a question at anytime.

Note: Being an American, a lot of this FAQ is written from an American perspective, if you can't find the info you need based on your home country please ask, I'm sure some goon can help you out.

Lurkers: if you're new in town or just a traveler SAY HELLO! we've got a lot of people in here that are more than willing to answer your questions or show you a good time if you just ask.

:d: Goons in China & Contact Info (post in the thread if you want me to add/remove your name here)

  • Beijing: Pro-PRC Laowai, Ghost Cockfighter, timtastic, Goon in the Mist, Cuatal, Lithiumsun, Aero737, B-Rad, Private Snowball, menino, Big Alf, Grummbo, fake_roogle, VideoTapir, MrNemo, Kekeke!
  • Shanghai: AfroNinja, Broken Dictionary, JimBobDole, The Radix, electrosandwich, Daduzi, HisMajestyBOB, Laowai, Duper, Bad Astronaut, RockNRollaAyatollah
  • Xi'an: Trammel
  • Ningbo: TheBuilder
  • Tianjin: goldboilermark, The Worst Muslim
  • Chengdu: Tom Smykowski, Magna Kaser, Arglebargle III, Monkey Fury, Smeef
  • Guangzhou: EasternBronze, moneycashhoes
  • Shijiazhuang: NewCoke
  • Harbin: Ceciltron
  • Zhuhai: global tetrahedron, Rental Sting
  • Shenyang: Zengbo
  • Fuzhou: thevision
  • Shenzhen: MeramJert, Donraj
  • Wuhan: Spiderjelly, Electro-Boogie Jack, Gently KRS, Longanimitas, Mochiballs
  • Zhengzhou: Be Depressive, RocknRollaAyatollah
  • Jinan/Qingdao: Fox...and...Soup
  • Jinhua, Zhejiang: Zuiko-Digital
  • Guiyang, Guizhou: chird
  • Xuchang, Henan: Woodsy Owl
  • Pindingshan, Henan: GuestBob
  • Yuyao, Zhejiang: FearCotton, blinkyzero
  • Urumqi, Xinjiang: Minus1Minus1
  • Hong Kong: Bloodnose, caberham, KingAsmo, Rabelais D, Imperialist Dog, CupcakePrincess, Beefeater1980, Wonton
Goon meets occur on occasion (or wherever caberham goes). Get in contact with with a resident goon, let them show you what's cool and buy him/her a drink!

Goon Contact Info: The Big List of China Goons contact info

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:d: A few General Questions

  • Why China?

    If you didn't already know China has more than 5000 YEARS OF HISTORY! There are some pretty awesome things to see and do and it's certainly a great experience. As far as coming to live here, this country is off to the races as far as development is concerned and becoming a booming market for investment and new sales opportunities. There are of course English teachers here as well, but if teaching English is what you want to do then you better be interested in China because the money in Korea, Japan, or Taiwan is much better. Many students also come here to learn Chinese as the tuition is pretty cheap as well as the cost of living in general. If you're interested in studying Chinese, check out the language thread posted at the top.

  • What's living in China really like?

    Sheep-Goats posted:

    The first thing I tend to compare China to for people who ask me "What was it like?!?!?" is a goblin camp from Lord of the Rings.

    Once you get past the spitting, babies peeing anywhere they like, staring, inability to create and maintain a queue, sub-standard hygiene, moronic drivers, and apparent lack of logic you'll do alright.

    The culture shock, can be a little extreme in China just because outside the handful of major cities there isn't a lot that westerners can relate to here, unless you really like McDonald's or KFC. It's tough to generalize really, some people have the time of their lives for a few years and move on. Some find a significant other, put down roots and stay for a long time. Then again there are always the people that can't handle it and pull a midnight runner after being here for a month or two. Expect 30-60 days before you feel comfortable, but don't worry, there are still many surprises in store for you after that.

  • Can't I just speak English?

    If you're traveling through, and hitting up the touristy areas for a week or two, you'll probably be alright. Especially in cities like Beijing or Shanghai. But in the smaller cities and out in the countryside that's a definite no. You can point and make hand gestures, hostels and hotels will often have someone that speaks a little, and street stalls and merchants can communicate via hand signals or calculators, but once you want to do something slightly more complicated, you're in trouble. If you're staying for awhile, goddammit learn some Chinese! Learning Chinese will help you immensely and everyone will say "oh your Chinese is so good!" (it still sucks though, don't kid yourself).

    As far as taxis are concerned, until you know where you live or are staying, have a card with the address on it in Chinese (the hotel will usually give you one, or get one from a restaurant near your home) so you can show a taxi driver and get back to where you need to be.

  • Is the food safe?

    Short answer, yes. Especially if you're only here for a short while, be open and willing to try new things, you might find something you really like. Chances are the first couple weeks you may have to put up with a bout of diarrhea, if you encounter this a quick trip to the drugstore and some Norfloxacin should have you shittin' like normal in no time! The best point of advice I can give you is to eat in busy restaurants, if locals like it and it's busy, it must be okay for you too.

  • Squat toilets, really? I'm gonna poo poo all over my shoes!

    The first time you try it, you'll have the same fear everyone else had of making GBS threads or pissing all over their pants and shoes. Don't worry, it rarely happens. Big fancy restaurants and hotels will typically have both squat and western toilets and possibly even have toilet paper (usually a dispenser outside the stall, take some before you go in). Public toilets however, may range from very nice and clean, to dirty and smelly, to a literal hole in the ground with slats of wood over it. Important: Good practice is to take a small pack of tissue with you at all times and maybe even hand sanitizer because chances are when that diarrhea creeps up on you there will be no toilet paper to be found.

  • Can I really smoke everywhere?

    For the most part, yes! It's like 1950s America here; smoking is good for you and you can do it wherever you feel like. Just about everyone here smokes, it's just so ridiculously cheap and part of the culture, it's hard to avoid. Confused by all the colorful boxes at the cigarette shop? Check out this article for a few recommendations. There are of course places you can't smoke, but despite new "regulations" they are still few and far between. Note: this does not apply to Hong Kong, they actually take regulations seriously.

  • Do I need a special visa to go to China?

    Are you Chinese? No? Then for the mainland, yes you need one. Hong Kong, maybe not. See the section below for details as these are rumored to be changing soon.

  • When's the holiday? How come no one tells me until 1 day before? Working days, Saturday = Monday, WTF?

    It's a matter of losing face, no one wants to be held responsible if they make a mistake and so they give you very vague answers until they know for sure for sure, and even then, it's best to keep mum in case some head-honcho decides to change it on a whim. Also, planning more than a day in advance is almost unheard of! This will continue to happen for your workplace events, but the table below will at least tell you the official national holidays.

    Working Days. For some reason the government looks at holidays as a wasted working day, so you'll often find that your weekend days and working days get shifted around so that the holiday and the weekend all fall in line. It's kinda nice, but at the same time, leaves you with strange 6 day weeks or Saturday = Monday bullshit. Don't worry though, someone will tell you about it (a day before ;))




The visa rules have changed recently but there's a good chance it doesn't matter for you
See this FAQ for a breakdown of new visa rules here


Pretty much everyone will need a visa to go to mainland China, that's just the way China rolls. And if you're an American, there's an extra "gently caress-you" tax included! There are 3 different kinds of visas most of you reading this will fall under, if you for some reason don't, take a look at the links below and ask away. Note: Visas are not my forte so if you see any glaring errors or have any corrections, feel free to let me know
China Visas Explained
Applying for China visas
List of countries that receive free visas for Hong Kong

First and foremost, unless you live near the Chinese Embassy (Washington DC) or a Consulate (Houston, Chicago, San Francisco) you'll probably need to employ the help of a visa service.

USA:
USChinaVisa.com <-- proven cheap and reliable despite the lovely website, office near Chicago consulate
MyChinaVisa.com <-- Reliable, and a bit faster, slightly more expensive, offices near all consulates

Beginning July 1, 2013 some cities (Beijing/Shanghai) started requiring certified background checks for Z visas, to be 100% certain it is recommended you get a Criminal History Summary from the FBI. FBI Criminal Background Check - $18 - Fingerprints - 2~3 week turnaround

If you must obtain an Embassy Legalization, I feel bad for you. You then have 4 more steps. At this point, it's probably easiest to pay a service (~$100) to help you jump through the hoops. A suggested provider is Authxperts
The document must be:
  1. Notarized
  2. Certified by the Secretary of State
  3. Authenticated by U.S. Department of State
  4. Legalized at the embassy or consulate of China

Other countries should have services as well, Google or ask in the thread.

  • Tourist - L Visa
    This visa is pretty easy to get. Americans can apply for Single, Double or Multiple (6 or 12 months) Entry visas. The standard right now is apparently a 12 month / multi-entry visa. Fill out your paperwork (Visa Application Form) and send it to your visa service along with a passport photo, your passport, a letter of invitation, and a money order or check. A week or two later you'll have your passport with a shiny new visa in it.

    The number of entries is the number of times you can cross the border into China. Hong Kong does not count, for most countries, Hong Kong does not require a visa. However, going from Shenzhen over to Hong Kong is technically leaving China, so if you only have a single entry make Hong Kong first or last on your trip.
    $130 $140 no matter what you choose, for other countries, the price ranges from $30 to $90.

  • Student - X Visa
    Recently split into X1 (long-term) & X2 (short-term). Fill out your paperwork (Visa Application Form Q1), along with a Foreign Student Visa Application Form (JW201 or JW202) issued to you from your school, as well as the admission notice from your Chinese school. Send all of the required documents to your visa service along with your passport and a week or two later you'll have a shiny new visa. $130 $140 for Americans, $30 for other countries

  • Employment/Work - Z Visa
    Recently split into Z1 (over 90 days) & Z2 (less than 90 days). This visa isn't tougher to get, just requires a few more steps. Your employer will send you a letter of invitation to come and work for them. You will then send your letter of invitation along with your application, passport, etc. to the visa service which will return a Z-Visa to you. This visa is only good for one entry, upon arrival you (your company) will need to take you to the PSB within 30 days to have your Z-Visa exchanged for a residency permit. This residency permit is good for 1 year and will allow you to come and go from China as you please. If this is your first time applying for a Foreign Expert Certificate or Work Permit you may need a background check as well, but it depends on the city.$130 $140 for Americans, $30 for other countries

    • Residency Permit Info - [Work & Study only and required for 180+ days] This is simply for your reference if the need arises. Your employer or school should take care of the vast majority of this paperwork for you. You should only be asked to provide a couple documents, passport pics, your passport, and yourself.

  • 72 hour Visa-Free Transit
    Visa-free sightseeing in Beijing, Shanghai, Chengdu & Guangzhou. Starting January 1, 2013, limited to 45 countries currently. See here for more details.

    All foreigners are supposed to carry their passports at all times. You'll need it for checking into hotels, riding trains, etc. Always keep a photocopy of your passport safely in your luggage as well in case something happens to yours. You may be asked to present your passport by police on the streets, which may result in a several hour detention while someone goes to get it for you. It really sucks, but you should keep it with you.

  • Penalties
    Penalties have increased recently for immigration law
    Forget to register at Police Station - Up to 2000 RMB
    Overstay your visa - 500 RMB/day, up to 10,000 RMB. Worst case is deportation and blacklisting for 5 years
    Illegal employment - 20,000 RMB (max). Worst case is deportation and blacklisting for 5 years


What should I bring?

Clothing1, shoes1, a big bag of nice thick socks, deodorant/antiperspirant, hard-bristled toothbrush, condoms2, sunblock, a laptop, camera, English books3, prescription drugs4, spices5

  1. Clothes and shoes are hit or miss. If you're a big person (like 6' tall or goony fat big-boned), most clothing will not fit you well here, as the sleeves will probably be too short, or you'll feel like a fat man in a little coat. Good luck finding size XXXXXL. If you wear shoes larger than size US 10.5 you may also have trouble finding shoes that aren't absurdly priced basketball shoes. Women, bring a few good bras with you, as you might have difficulty finding something that isn't a super-padded push-up.
  2. It's possible to find condoms that are big enough for your huge dong, but it's just easier (and a lot cheaper) to buy a 48 pack of Trojans and throw them in your luggage. You'll save money and probably trust them more than the pack of Jizzbons you got at the supermarket.
  3. If you're a reader, get an eBook Reader. English book selection here is weak and expensive.
  4. Prescription drugs are easy to find here as long as you know the generic name (not necessarily the brand), in fact Viagra, Cialis, Vicodin, Amoxicilin have all been known to be super-cheap and available over the counter. Need some ibuprofen? Pick up Fenbid at any drugstore. But not everything is available, if you take a certain drug, bring enough to tide you over until you figure out how to get them here. Check drugs.com to find the generic name of your 'scrips.
  5. If you are staying awhile and enjoy cooking you might wanna bring your own set of spices because there will be a lot of stuff that is tough to find or just super expensive.

There is one caveat: anything Western you buy here, from clothes, to electronics to cereal will generally be up to 50% more expensive than it is in the US, even on things made in China. So buy it before you get here or when you're home on holiday.

Can't find something in China?

EVERY GOON IN CHINA posted:

Have you checked Taobao?

Want to buy stuff on Taobao but don't know how? Check out the Taobao getting started guide (in English)


  • What's the best/cheapest way to get to China?

    • For Americans: Kayak, Hipmunk and FlyChina are good options
    • Australians: STA Travel
    • Brits: Aeroflot

  • I'm somewhere in China and want to travel to somewhere else in China, what are my options?

    Your options are many; buses, trains, planes.

    • Buses - Taking a bus can be an alright way to get between cities of close proximity and usually very cheap as well. There is typically a bus station located very close to the train stations. However, being able to speak Chinese or at least have someone helping you is almost necessary here. Buses can also be rather crowded and slow for long distance journeys.

    • Trains - Taking a train is one of the best ways to travel in China, and the cheapest too. The trains are very nice if you have a sleeper (seriously, get the sleeper) and relatively on-time. Stations are almost always located in a nice downtown location as well. However, finding train tickets around the busy times of the year (see holidays above) Spring Festival and the end and beginning of college school years can be a problem. Most hostels can help you line up train tickets if you need help. Check out Seat 61 for a lot more info about taking the train.

      High speed trains are quickly expanding and are very competitive with domestic flights for speed and convenience. You now you can book high-speed tickets online with your passport here.

    • Planes - Taking an airplane is the fastest way to travel (depending on where you're going) but it's also the most expensive (relatively speaking). Taking into account that time is money though, a plane isn't always a bad idea. Domestic travel in China tends to be pretty cheap and 17 hours on a slow train compared to a 2 hour flight, it's hard to not fly. Keep in mind though, that most airports are quite a ways from the city center and taxis to the airport are going to be expensive pretty much anywhere you are so try to find the airport bus. The best websites to look for domestic travel is CTrip or eLong for English speakers. Ctrip is nice because in quite a few large cities you can simply pay in cash at a local shop rather than use your credit card.

  • I need to move around this city, how?

    Depends which city you're in, but you've got a few options

    • Taxis - obviously the easiest answer, but those fares can really add up quickly. Taxis are also susceptible to traffic jams, which have gone from bearable to ridiculous in a few short years.

    • Metro - the best choice if you're near it, no traffic jams and usually pretty inexpensive. Check Urban Rail for maps of China's metros or ExploreMetro for nifty interactive maps.

    • Buses - sometimes this is the only cost-effective way to go somewhere, but beware that here on the mainland buses are frequently packed like sardines. You'll also need to know some Chinese because very few list stops in English and it's not always apparent where you're trying to go. By far the cheapest though.

    • Pedi-cabs - another option if you can speak some Chinese and negotiate a decent price, but as a stupid foreigner be prepared to get ripped off. They do do pretty well through traffic jams though.

    If you're staying for awhile...

    • Bicycles - a great option if you're staying for awhile. Bicycles are pretty cheap unless you want to get some big fancy mountain or road bike. You can go around and through any kind of traffic jam with ease. Just make sure to get a lock and park it in the bike parking area (preferably with someone watching; paying 1元 is better than 300元 for a new bike) because bikes are known to disappear if left unattended. Hostels sometimes have loaner bikes as well, just be careful if you're not used to the crazy traffic and lock it up!

    • E-Bikes - E-Bikes are relatively cheap, anywhere from 1500-3500 RMB, these can be driven without a driver's license but must be registered in the city (the little blue license plate). Get it registered, it's cheap and you're legal if you get into an accident, if not you're going to get jerked around. They have a range of 30-80 KM give or take depending on the size of the battery. Most people use them because they're cheap and don't require a driver's license. If you go for an E-Bike, bikes that also have pedals are nice so you can pedal instead of push home a dead bike. Also know that there are recharging stations all over that you can stop in for 20-30min while you have lunch and charge up your bike for just a few RMB. Just make sure to get a lock and park it in the bike parking area (preferably with someone watching; paying 1元 is better than 2500元 for a new bike) because bikes are known to disappear if left unattended. A battery compartment lock is also recommended since battery theft is relatively common and the battery itself costs about 900元 or half the price of the bike, depending on the size.

    • Motor Scooter / Motorcycle - Driving a motorcycle in China requires a driver's license and registration (license plates). A driver's license isn't too tough to acquire, and you're covered for if you've already got a motorcycle endorsement. Motorcycle registration is probably the toughest thing to acquire in a large city because the traffic bureau just don't want to issue them anymore and want to keep motorbikes on the outskirts of the city. For these reasons, many foreigners are driving motorbikes illegally. Do this at your own risk, as punishment for getting caught could be confiscation of your bike and a fine. If you do have a bike, just make sure to get a lock and park it in the bike parking area (preferably with someone watching; paying 2元 is better than 3-4000元 for a new bike) because bikes are known to disappear if left unattended. If you're considering a motorcycle, ask.

    • Car - A driver's license is possible for foreigners to get in China, but only necessary if you're gonna be here awhile. Getting your current, home-country's license translated, and the written test done is probably the easiest and cheapest way. If you are seriously considering this getting your license check the bookmarks below, then ask. A few goons in here have experience with this. There is a decent writeup here for getting a license.


  • Can I rent a car and just drive while on holiday?

    You can, but I can just punch you in the face for free; it'll be about the same amount of enjoyment.


  • Money use in China

    China is still mostly a cash-based society. It's not uncommon for people to be carrying around wads of notes in their wallets. Department stores, other major stores, chain supermarkets and major clothing stores accept credit cards, but not everybody. Do NOT come to China with no cash, and expect to charge everything.

    Travelers' cheques can be tricky outside major centers. Not all banks can handle them. If you must use travelers' cheques, make sure you know where they can be converted before you come. But really, just don't.

  • Getting Money

    If your card has one of the logos above you should be free to use most ATMs. Definitely get some money in the airport where there are many international ATMs. Once in the city, places like Bank of China, ICBC, HSBC, and China Merchants bank typically have 24 hour ATMs connected to the International ATM network. Nearly all ATMs also have the option to select English as your language of choice for the transaction. If your card is declined, don't panic, the international network connection may be down. Simply try another ATM down the street or come back a bit later, you'll probably have better luck. Do keep watch for yourself though, as pickpockets like to hangout around busy ATMs for easy targets.

  • Exchange

    It's probably easiest to exchange money at an airport exchange booth for an okay rate just to make sure you actually have some cash on you. Otherwise you'll get pretty good rates out of an ATM machine, and the ATM fees aren't that bad.

    Don't bother with buying or selling RMB or HKD outside of China/HK, you will get screwed with terrible conversion rates.

    Need to exchange RMB for USD? Ask a trusted Chinese friend to help exchange the money for you. Those of us with foreign passports can only exchange up to $500 USD worth of RMB, whereas a Chinese can exchange up to $10,000 USD worth of RMB. Something to keep in mind.

  • Getting Money OUT of China
    There are a few ways of getting your money out of China that have been discussed before, however the two easiest ways are:
    • ATM
      If you have a Chinese bank account with an ATM card, many world-wide banks support UnionPay networks, so going back to your home country and taking your money out through an ATM should result in a pretty good exchange rate and minimal fees.

    • Western Union
      In the US, Western Union is known for scams and has a bad stigma surrounding it. However I've found that as long as you have someone you trust at home to send the money to, Western Union works pretty well. The fee is $25(USD) for any amount sent. There are two caveats: you must change your money to USD first (including the $25 fee), and you should expect at least 30 minutes at the bank waiting for the teller to figure out what the gently caress to do.

    • Wire Transfer
      You'll need to know your foreign banks transfer information. usually a SWIFT code or ABA code, your bank's main address, and of course your account number. Your bank probably has all this stuff posted online if you just do a quick Google search. Bank of China is good for wire transfers, but be prepared to pay about 200 RMB to send, and then get hit with a $15 fee for your foreign bank to receive. However, if you're sending a whole slug of money, this fee might be just a drop in the bucket.

  • I heard the air is bad in China, how bad is it?

    @bejingair posted:

    Crazy Bad

    China leads the pack with the most polluted cities in the world. Face masks and particle dust masks are a common sight especially in the winter months. Beijing tends to catch a lot of heat due to the level of pollution and its increasingly massive population.

    Check the air quality here:

  • China Air Quality Index - Readings from most major cities
  • On Twitter - @beijingair
  • BJAir.info - accessible from behind the GFW

  • Reference the air quality reading with the chart below, borrowed from LiveFromBeijing.com


Eating in China Rule of Thumb posted:

If the restaurant is busy, it's probably good. If there are many other people eating it, it's probably safe for you to eat too.

  • Make life easy on yourself
    Check out How To Order Chinese Food, download the PDF files and throw 'em on your phone for a picture menu with English and Chinese anywhere you go.

  • I'm getting sick of KFC & McDonald's, I wanna try some street foods
    All over Southeast Asia, eating street food is pretty much the same. Find a vendor, often down and alley or in a village area. Find something that looks or smells good and point to it. Two minutes later, you're chowing down. Simple as that.

  • Street food scares me, is it safe?
    Quit being such a sissy. Yeah, you might get the shits, or you might not like it, that's a given. But if you followed the drug advice above, you brought meds for that. Take the Eating in China Rule of Thumb, and apply it here.

  • Isn't there some kind of "special" food in this city?
    Every city in China has at least one kind of specialty food, you can find the more famous food specialties (for larger cities anyway) simply by checking out Wikitravel: China for the city you're in.

  • Menu please! ... Oh god :wth: I can't read it!
    In the bigger and fancier (read: more expensive) restaurants, they usually have a huge book of pictures, and a waitress who will wait around for 20 minutes or more while you point to whatever it is you wanna eat.

    In the smaller restaurants the menu will probably be a book of words, this can be a problem for us reading impaired folks. Most people end up, over time, making a list in their head or on their phone of good foods to eat and just ordering those. If you've got the PDF files mentioned earlier, you're good to go!

SB35 fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Feb 20, 2015

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Move along folks, nothing to see here.

"Where to stay" by caberham

Bloodnose posted:

Never judge anything by star rating in China. There is horrible star inflation. Never stay lower than four stars and you probably won't get a soft bed for less than seven.

This this and this. The official tourism board have a ridiculous "A" grading system. Some places like the ORIGINAL HANG ZHOU West Lake are AAAAA, while the horrible knock off (but still acredited) GUANDONG West Lake are AAA. I don't even want to know what's A grade. Or a B grade :downsrim:

Finding a Place to Stay in China

With it's high population density and cheap transportation networks, everyone is always moving around and going on some sort of trip in the country. Which means everyone trying to find a place to eat and ultimately a place to sleep at the end of the night. You have migrants looking for a job, rural students taking a toefl test, travelling business men, Teachers on a visa run, tourists, mistresses and adulterers, temporary relocation, etc etc etc.

If you want to be a ~~**free spirited back packer**~~ and not get tied down with reservations then this part doesn't affect you. If you are looking for a place to stay in a city for a few days, read ahead. But during the major holidays, rooms can fill up in no time in China. It's not like Bangkok where there are a string of places for you to pick in Khao San.

Hostels - Stay away from Green Tree Inn in Wudaokao That place scammed a goon.

Western style hostels are great for first timers in China. The staff speaks decent English, you can meet like minded tourists and mingle around the common room. And the mattresses are soft. Prices are hit and miss. Book through hostelworld or other hostel portals.

Pro
  • Easily accessible
  • Fun Crowd
  • Helpful staff
  • Easy access to book tours or sight seeing trips. Usually it's no nonsense.
  • Food, pancakes, pizza, burgers for break fast

Con
  • Haughty bums who call themselves world travelers or citizen of the world :fuckoff:
  • Chance of bumping into that obnoxious tourist - "I'm from New York, and where can I get Chinese food. Oh and I'm tired so it has to be 2 blocks from here" :fuckoff:
  • The common room or dorms can get noisy, it's like a Thai full moon party all over again :toot:
  • Rooms are hit and miss. Sometimes the rates can spike up like crazy, even double at the busier spots :iiam:
  • You end up eating western hostel food or some really generic place around the block without trying some of the nicer Chinese places
  • Some hostels don't provide towels. You need to bring/rent your own. Ditto with toiletries!
  • If you end up having a goon meet playing Game of Thrones the board game in the lobby, endless people will badger you and disrupt your precious gaming time.

Couchsurfing

Are you non Chinese? Land in China is spacious unlike Hong Kong so maybe you can try couch surfing and meet some interesting people. But it's couch surfing so you don't want to be that guy who just uses a persons place for a free hotel room (some hosts are ok with that) - depends if you want to meet Chinese folks and do a cultural sharing experience. You don't spend money on lodging but you would probably be hanging out with a host and all.

Pro
  • You chance to meet MULTIPLE REAL LIVE CHINESE PEOPLE (reference from LAN thread).
  • You don't really pay for the room.
  • In smaller towns or rural areas, hosts are great help. If you are with your hosts language issues don't apply! Don't worry about being scammed! (unless the host is a jerk)
  • It's not a typical sight seeing experience. It can be way cooler and more personal. Or...

Con
  • You are staying with internet strangers, so it depends on the dynamic between you and your host
  • You might not spend money on the room itself, but you probably would pitch in a beer, a meal or some other thing. Which might end up costing more than the room
  • Since you are staying at someone else's hospitality, that means sleeping on the floor, couch, or a really really hard mattress
  • Your alone free time will probably reduced and your itinerary changed.
  • Unless you are a dashingly tall handsome goon called Pompous Rhombous and make the host fall in love with you, you don't dicate the duration of your stay.
  • Your Host is actually a serially killer or rapist with a ham beast fetish.

Goon couch
It's worse than staying at a couch surfer's home, it's encrusted in cheeto dust! Actually you are lucky if there is an extra couch, most of the time it's just sleeping on a unsweeped floor. They will make forum references, show you their hentai collection, or wake you up after a long night of goon drinking and watch a stuttering football match with their lovely VPN. Then they make you cheer for the hurricanes when you just want to sleep a bit more :ohdear: Serious talk, all goons in person I have met are cool and I appreciate their hospitality. Afroninja has a swank Bachelor pad that just oozes with cool.


Air BnB
I don't have experience with this. From what I have heard from my friends and the people I have hosted, it's basically just renting a room from someone. Great for large families on a budget or people who just want to try to stay in different places. Can't tell you much on this.

Hotels - Chain - geared towards the China goon, or people living in China

One important note for all places.

Rabelais D posted:

Pick a newly opened one (2011 or newer), any hotel more than two years old in China tends to get hosed up with mold, weird stains on the furniture, etc.
Oh, yeah...and great informative post Caberham. You're right in that all those budget hotels are basically people loving 24/7, with thin walls to boot...

During the day time there are 4-6 hour specials that ranges from 40~80 rmb. The noise is never bad though, I'm the one who is always noisier :downsrim:

These are no non-sense chain hotels for you to sleep. Really plain and boring with hard mattresses but are plentiful and all over China in different locations. They all have a hot water kettle for you to cook your instant noodles and some of the rooms allow smoking. The rooms them selves may be renovated old housing blocks or new buildings. What's cool about them is that the rates are pretty much locked in year round and can get much cheaper than your average hotel or small time fake 3 star hotel.

What's not cool is that some of them are just fronts for people to bring prostitutes, or places for people to meet up and gently caress. But I suppose that's what people do in hotels anyway. And if you want to book online, it's only available in Chinese. So that's a bit of inconvenience. If you don't want to pay a deposit, check in lasts until 6pm, but you can call the hotel ahead to hold onto your room.

So which one to pick? It's really a personal preference. They all have hard mattresses.
  • http://www.homeinns.com/ - slightly sketchier, the cheapest of the bunch (anecdotal)
  • http://www.7daysinn.cn/ - affiliated with best western I think?
  • http://www.jinjianginns.com/ - Guestbob's pick, places tend to be newer. I'm ambivalent, hardest mattress ever (anecdotal)
  • http://www.super8.com.cn/ - They beat hanting in location. They even had one in Wenzhou :laffo: English website has a listings of Chinese hotels.
  • http://www.huazhu.com/ - has in room wifi. pick this one, use my point card for a bigger discount/2pm check out/free fried noodles for breakfast! Just don't pull a no-show. I will get my membership cancelled.

Under the huazhu group, they even have bare basic single rooms with shared bathrooms for an even cheaper cost. But do note that the older/seedier places might be badly kept, cigarette burn holes, moldy floors, CRT tv's - trashy for the older Chinese clientele. If you just want a cheap place to crash without getting robbed or disturbed it's ok. For the younger first time tourists in China pick a few hostels. When I'm in China I just go out and get trashed/party with locals/local goons so I'm not that picky.

Pro
  • It's cheap and easily accessible through a website
  • You get all the Privacy you want
  • Plenty of rooms to pick and locations in the same city, did I say it's easily manageable through a website?
  • It's just you and the room, and an elevator, you get a decent amount of space.
  • Sometimes you can smoke inside the rooms or :420:
  • Day time specials! 4-6 hours for less than a RMB 100!
  • You like collecting pokemon cards for adults :downsrim:
  • Electronic key cards! And Towels! And Toiletries! Buy condoms at the front desk!
  • It's totally OK and super Chinese to wear dress shoes and pajamas in the lobby for better internet reception.

Con
  • People go there to gently caress, it's nothing hygenic or gross, just "old". The newer places are OK.
  • Bad luck, bad roll. Your room is gross as gently caress. To avoid fights over refund you can check out the room first, then pay.
  • You need to know how to read Chinese to make online bookings. That means have a Chinese associate do this for you. If you ask Caberham nice enough, he might.
  • Mattresses are hard and the room reeks of smoke
  • There's no helpful front desk and you are just checking in on your own
  • The cheaper hotels are 內賓 (domestic guests) only. Even ex-colonial harmonized Hong Kong Chinese are not allowed :china:

But wait goons, there's the best option to staying

:siren:Caberham's pick : Hanting All seasons:siren:

This specific chain is an upscale version of hanting. It's super comfortable with wifi inside the rooms, rain type showers, soft mattresses, individual packaged soaps and shampoos, flat screen TV's, and just rocks. It's hilton/4 star quality It's a shanzai (fake) Hilton for around 300 RMB/night, just take it for the bed. Sometimes if you can land a special it's even cheaper like 175/night which makes everything more awesome. Plus the rates don't fluctuate like hostels.

I stayed there so many times to gain Platinum status and have reduced discounts, 2pm late check out, free breakfast (:barf:). If any goons need a place to book and have trouble, PM me and I will see how I can assist. But that means giving an internet stranger your personal details and passport number. Since I know and met half of you guys in person it should be ok :ohdear: Only problem with all seasons is the number of branches. You can't choose as many spots as the regular chains.

:siren:Caberham's pick : Hanting All seasons:siren:

"Nicer international chain hotels"

I'm super jealous if you have a corporate rate. :saddowns: It's priced internationally but you better expect top dollar service. Some of the Branches like the Jing An Hilton or the hotels in the older buildings are not as good and to me are a bit pricier but I think this hotel talk is more along the likes of trip advisor/booking.com or whatever real hotel talk.


Internet
  • The Great Firewall
    You may have heard of the "Great Firewall of China", well it does indeed exist. Typically internet access isn't too bad, social websites like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube are blocked along with many porn sites. You'll know you've hit the wall when you receive an "ERROR_CONNECTION_RESET" error. For the most part, you can "scale the wall" by using a VPN service. It's recommended you purchase VPN service before arrival because you won't be able to access the site once you've arrived.

    If you're traveling, your best bet to deal with the internet problems is to take physical copies of things if you're traveling, flight itineraries, passport copies, travel guides, etc. and don't rely too heavily on the internet because it may not work for you when you need it.

    :siren:Google is pretty much blocked in China right now:siren:
    Before it was "sometimes Gmail/search works, sometimes not", but for the last couple months it's been "nothing works ever". This includes Google Maps (which was poo poo for China anyway) and Google Play. My Android phone can literally not update or even search the store without connecting to a VPN now.

  • Recommended VPN Services

Mobile Phones

If you're staying for awhile in China, especially studying, a smartphone is very highly recommended. Easy to type and receive messages in Chinese, easy to look up that address on a map, built-in Chinese/English dictionary, easier to meet with other goons, and so on.

caberham posted:

Just get a Xiaomi, half the cost of flagship phones, RMB 2000!

You can use your foreign phone here actually, but it must be "unlocked". Your best bet is an unlocked, quad-band phone. If you're here for only a short time, you can often find people selling SIM cards outside in large shopping areas, in front of phone stores, or at the train station. Otherwise you can buy a SIM card the official way with your passport at a phone shop. As far as buying a phone, China has something like 1 phone store to every 100 people, so you can probably find something.

Check out GSM Arena to see what your phone supports.
Check your country's frequency here.

  • Most common phone frequencies
    • :911: - 850 MHz & 1900 MHz
    • :britain: - 900 MHz & 1800 MHz
    • :australia: - 900 MHz & 1800 MHz
    • :china: - 900 MHz
    • Quad-band Phones - 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 MHz

  • China's Phone Network
    • 2G (voice/text) - 900 MHz - if your phone doesn't support GSM 900 MHz it probably won't work in China

    • 3G (data)
      China Unicom uses 3G UMTS on the 2100 MHz frequency which is compatible with most modern smartphones
      :911: - 850, 1700, 1900, & 2100 MHz (depending on carrier)
      :britain: - 2100 MHz
      :australia: - 2100 MHz

    • LTE (Fast data) - Carrier Dependent
      Check your specific phone specs for supported LTE bands. Unless you buy your phone in China, or have the newest iPhone or Nexus it's likely yours doesn't support China's LTE bands.
      Telecom: 1 (not available yet)
      Unicom: 3 (not available yet)
      Mobile: 38, 39, 40 (only available in Beijing, Shanghai, Chengdu, Chongqing, Guangzhou, Nanjing, Wuhan, Hangzhou, Qingdao, Jinan, Xiamen, Changsha (?))

  • Carriers


    China Mobile, the largest carrier in China, with an estimated 70 percent market share. There is at least one China Mobile retailer in every town, village, alley or cluster of buildings anywhere in China. The data may be slow, but you'll have voice coverage nearly everywhere.
    • 2G (voice/text) - if your phone doesn't support GSM 900 MHz it won't work in China

    • 3G (data)
      China mobile uses their own bastardized version of TD-SCDMA which is only compatible with phones they sell, so you can probably just pretend China Mobile doesn't even have 3G service.

    • 4G/LTE (Fast data)
      Bands 38, 39, 40 (only available in Beijing, Shanghai, Chengdu, Chongqing, Guangzhou, Nanjing, Wuhan, Hangzhou, Qingdao, Jinan, Xiamen, Changsha, (?))

    • Check Your Balance
      Send a text message to 10086 contaning the following SMS code for relevant info (not case sensitive)
      • CXYE - current balance; where the first number in the message is the amount of credit you have left, see example.

        10086 posted:

        尊敬的动感地带客户:您的帐户当前的可用余额为49.29元,专用余额为0.0元,待
        返还余额为0.0元,欠费金额为0.0元,办理其它业务请回复相应业务代码至10086

      • CXGPRS or CXLL - data info, amount used and amount remaining. The first bolded number is your monthly data plan, the second is the amount used, and the third is amount of data remaining. See example bolded for clarity.

        10086 posted:

        尊敬的动感地带客户:您本月送80M的GPRS流量移动数据流量已使用57.87M,其中T
        网流量0.00M,截止23日09时23分,剩余流量还有22.13M。变更套餐请发送305到
        10086办理。


    China Unicom is the second largest carrier in China with about 20% market share, and the only one with both a 2G and 3G GSM network based on international standards. If you're always in the city you'll probably have decent coverage, but if you ever leave the concrete jungle there's a good chance you'll be stuck with no service. If you're living here for awhile, this is the recommended choice.
    • 2G (voice/text) - if your phone doesn't support GSM 900 MHz it probably won't work in China

    • 3G (data)
      China Unicom uses 3G UMTS on the 2100 MHz frequency which is compatible with most modern smartphones
      :911: - 850, 1700, 1900, & 2100 MHz (depending on carrier)
      :britain: - 2100 MHz
      :australia: - 2100 MHz

    • 4G/LTE (Fast data)
      Band 3 (not available yet)

    • Check Your Balance
      Send a message to 10010 with the code CXYE to check your minutes and SMS balance.
      Send a message to 10010 with the code CXLL to check your data balance.

    • International Roaming
      For more info check out this post by Aero737


    China Telecom is the smallest carrier at only around 10% of the market. As a CDMA carrier, their network is incompatible with all phones but those sold by China Telecom. In other words, don't bother.
    • 4G/LTE (Fast data)
      Band 1 (not available yet)

    If you're using an Android phone and the Google Play Store, you're going to have a tough time connecting without a VPN.

    Here's what Magna Kaser has to say about it:

    Magna Kaser posted:

    There are one zillion other Android app stores, so it's not a HUGE issue but it is a major pain in the rear end.

    Alternatives-

    App Store for Android

    Like I said, Google Play is pretty much 100% blocked as of late. This means updating old apps, connecting to the google play servers, and getting new apps. As a result if you want apps on your phone and don't feel like pirating APKs for everything you should find another app store to use.

    -Amazon has a decent app store which gets most big Android releases and is updated regularly, also does NOT have weird spyware nonsense that's likely included in the Baidu/360/Tencent/etc app stores. You can connect to the US, UK or Euro one and buy crap with your US/UK/Euro bank if you so desire. It currently works fine.

    Overall the Amazon App Store is the BEST available Android App store for Chinese Android phones

    -Chinese app stores are generally garbage. Everything is pirated and just not worth it. Also they install all sorts of wacky stuff on your phone and have INSANE permissions. You will literally get 100 SMS a day about hot new deals for IAP in Plants vs Zombies 2 from the Baidu store and stuff once you install one.

    -Apple stuff all works fine, outside of services like gmail/google maps/youtube/kakaotalk being blocked.

    Gmail

    You're hosed and have to get a VPN. This includes all google services (Drive, Calendar, etc), so if you company uses Google Apps (like most companies) you cannot even check your company email without one.

    Google maps

    Google Maps was always sorta bad for China anyway so this one isn't a huge deal.

    -Apple Maps works but is bad

    -Baidu Maps works and is better. For public transport especially.

    -Sougou Maps is also pretty good.

    Google Search

    -Bing works, but bing lol
    -Baidu is better for Chinese language stuff anyway. The NSA reads all your google searches, so if the privacy thing isn't a big deal for you go for it.
    -DuckDuckGo works fine last I checked. It's alright.

    Other Google/Android Services

    An Android phone without a VPN will be severely hamstrung on Chinese internet. It uses online serverside stuff for almost everything, and as a result it will just not work a lot of the time. This includes all Android updates unless you bought a Chinese brand phone from a Chinese carrier which will then serve their updates to you.

    Basically right now Android kind of sucks in China. Apple is p much working fine though.

iOS & Android Apps to make your life easier


  • Pleco Chinese Dictionary - iOS - Android - "...a fantastically useful Chinese/English dictionary program that has a great flashcard component, document reader, and more. It's been indispensible in my language learning. If you have an iPhone (4G or newer), you can even use its optical character reader to translate Chinese script in real-time or in photographs taken with your phone's camera." Free with paid app add-ons available. Seriously, this is the best app for China.
  • Hanping Chinese Dictionary - Android - the first decent Chinese dictionary available on Android, popular for it's low cost. Free and Pro version available.
  • Google Pinyin - Android - You need to type in Chinese on your Android phone, this is the best way to do it.
  • China Mahjong - iOS - Mahjong & Friends - Android - If you'd like to learn how or already know how to play mahjong, this is a great app to pass the time and polish your skills. Maybe next time that group of old ladies in the park won't kick your rear end so handily.
  • 熊猫公交 (Panda Bus) - Android - iOS - You take buses a lot, but only take the ones you know because you can't read. Worry no more, this app will help you find a bus from point A to B. Perfect if you're new to town or the subway doesn't go where you want. App has English, but most stops are labeled in Chinese... because that's the name of the place.
  • Shanghai Taxi Guide - iOS - Other taxi guides - according to JimBobDole, "bought it for $10. Worth every cent!"
  • Whatsapp Instant Messanger - iOS - Android - according to AfroNinja, "...I use to chat with my parents in the US and other family members around the world. You can have group chats, send pictures, send short videos, and exchange contacts..." - It's like WeChat, except foreigners use it.
  • Sogou Maps - Android - according to Pro-PRC Laowai, "In all honesty, Google maps really really really sucks for China. Maps are out of date and they are missing a lot of data. Grab up Sogou Map, they give better info and you can just download the whole city without dicking around.... it's also fairly accurate at estimating taxi fare." Detailed offline maps, Chinese only.
  • QQ Instant Messenger - Android - iOS - it's been said that every Chinese person is given a QQ number when they're born, so if you're staying awhile and wanna make some friends get QQ (look for QQ International for your PC for the English version, less bloat too).
  • Weixin (WeChat) - Android - iOS - the new hotness when it comes to communicating with your Chinese friends. Weixin syncs with your QQ contact list and phonebook, supports group messaging, voice, text, picture, and video messaging. If you wanna get your "look around" game on with Chinese girls like there's no tomorrow, this is the tool to do it.
  • more coming soon

Electronics
China uses 220V with practically "universal" outlets that generally look like the pics below. Do you really need that voltage converter? Probably not; your laptop, iPod, phone chargers all say 110V~240V on them, so you can plug them in without an issue. The only thing you might need would be a plug adapter.




Awesome places to visit or live

Post a quick write-up of your city, some cool place in the city, or a great place you've traveled to complete with some nifty pics and we'll bookmark it here.


What's Going on in...

How do you find out what's happening in your city? Check here and let us know to add it here.


SB35 fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jul 16, 2014

SB35
Jul 6, 2007
Move along folks, nothing to see here.

Some of these links may require archives access, ask for help or pony-up the :10bux:

Useful Stuff
Pro-PRC's Tool Tips for successful laowai living
Visas & Stuff
Marriage & Stuff
Other

Potential Future Thread Titles








SB35 fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Nov 25, 2013

SB35
Jul 6, 2007
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
预留 停车

SB35 fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jun 20, 2013

SB35
Jul 6, 2007
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
Now that we've got a new thread, make sure to update your information on the Google Docs contact list. I've been updating the goon list in the OP from this list as well. If there's goons you know aren't in China anymore, or any I've missed in your city let me know.

Time to update your goon city post... or at the very least move it over to this thread.

SB35 fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Jun 20, 2013

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
It is true. It is not a happy everyday.

edit: I'm going to meet up with TWM in the next few days and we're going to do a new goon city for Tianjin. I haven't told him this yet but we'll include pictures. For goons that don't have archives, a lot of those links will be lost in the old thread.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Seeing as there's a Taobao recommendation in the OP and I am still an idiot tourist despite living in this country 2 years, is there any way we could get a guide on how to register an account on Taobao/Alipay? When I've tried it seems that not having a Chinese ID number is an impassible barrier to using Taobao.

blinkyzero
Oct 15, 2012

Woot, new thread! Great job SB35. The pictures help a lot to break up the :words:, as Bloodnose suggested.

What follows is mostly for non-tourists, though I suppose it could be useful for travelers too, to a degree. At any rate I hope it's useful for someone.

Commence :goonsay::downswords:

Freshly-minted and prospective China goons take note: this thread, and its predecessors, can be invaluable if you come on over to glorious 中国 (are we keeping characters out of the megathread now? I can't remember). Beyond having done a lot of reading about Chinese history and whatnot, I was a complete and utter China noob when I showed up in Beijing in 2012. Now, a year later, I am admittedly still a noob, but one much more at ease with and able to enjoy the hilarious/bizarre clusterfuck that is living in China, and the goon community did have a lot to do with that. Ask questions if you have them, no matter how silly. Share stories when you get them. As for pictures (except babies making GBS threads; we see that enough every day, thanks), :justpost:.

You will almost certainly go at least partially insane while you are here. Don't worry, though -- it's temporary. :woop: Culture shock can be serious business to some folks, and it definitely got to me after the initial honeymoon period of three months or so. This is a pretty common reaction to living in a very different culture, of course, and well-documented in sociological research -- and, even better, previous China megathreads. Here's my advice to anyone who is a total noob and is having difficulty adapting, as I did for a while: stick it out. Trust me. It's worth it. If you're here working, know very little or no Chinese, and are having a hard time finding the motivation to fit studying around your professional life, take this advice too: do your damndest to at least learn basic stuff, even if it's arduous. Having simple communication skills is a huge relief here. It's even more true than it is obvious.

Life here can be wonderfully eye-opening and enlightening (though not in the sense that you will magically become a Buddhist sage or esoteric Taoist philosopher -- and if you're pursuing some :siren:EAT PRAY LOVE ORIENTAL FANTASY:siren:, come anyway, but prepare to have your preconceptions get :owned:). It has been for me. I would recommend it to anyone who has even a modicum of adventurousness.

As many of my students have told me (sometimes after knowing me for months, which is, sadly, less puzzling now than it was a year ago), WELCOME TO CHINA.

SB35
Jul 6, 2007
Move along folks, nothing to see here.

Arglebargle III posted:

Seeing as there's a Taobao recommendation in the OP and I am still an idiot tourist despite living in this country 2 years, is there any way we could get a guide on how to register an account on Taobao/Alipay? When I've tried it seems that not having a Chinese ID number is an impassible barrier to using Taobao.

Man, I don't know. I think B-rad or Magna or gbm has done it. Obviously Pro-PRC has, but he's pretty much Chinese anyway so I don't think he counts. I'm almost positive it's doable. I always just had MY GIRLFRIEND order the stuff for me and use my bank card to pay. Some goon will enlighten us.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Arglebargle III posted:

Seeing as there's a Taobao recommendation in the OP and I am still an idiot tourist despite living in this country 2 years, is there any way we could get a guide on how to register an account on Taobao/Alipay? When I've tried it seems that not having a Chinese ID number is an impassible barrier to using Taobao.

It's been a long time since I set up an account, but where do they even ask for any ID at all? I have multiple accounts and they don't know anything about me.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

About culture shock, I never really experienced it much. Sometimes I feel like Fry from Futurama, like maybe I'm just too stupid to really care about the differences so I usually just accept stuff as is?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Not everyone does. I never had any real issue adjusting to Korea, and poo poo that bothers me like never planning or the medieval medicine isn't culture shock, it's just dumb.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

blinkyzero posted:

Culture shock can be serious business to some folks, and it definitely got to me after the initial honeymoon period of three months or so. This is a pretty common reaction to living in a very different culture, of course, and well-documented in sociological research -- and, even better, previous China megathreads.

How long before new-thread-shock wears off and we can stop being helpful and start being cynical.

I wrote a thing for another place about culture shock and teaching in China. People often associate "culture shock" with silly things like day-to-day problems, strange food and people smelling different, but if you are coming to China to work then it is in your "professional" persona that culture shock is going to kick you.

Here's A Thing posted:


Don't be a menace to your mental health whilst teaching your English in the Hood China.

Professional identity is pretty important for all of us. We all like to feel that we are good at what we do and make a contribution to our team or organization which is valued and valuable. When this is taken away from people they will often lose focus, motivation and self-esteem.

China can throw you for a loop in a number of ways, for example:

"[u posted:

Scenario 1[/u]"]
Riley Mason, a graduate with a good academic background and experience working in education in the US, walks in to the English Department office and asks about the material for the speaking classes she’ll be teaching next semester. She is handed a slender textbook, with the instruction “Just teach them some English words and phrases.” Attempts to gain more specific details and information about this, or other, courses are met with polite deflection.

"[u posted:

Scenario 2[/u]"]
Ron Jeremy is a frustrated English teacher. The college where he works keeps on changing the schedule without notice and more than once he has turned up to an empty classroom because of a sports day or some other event. The FAO doesn’t seem interested in helping him solve this and he is beginning to think about leaving.

"[u posted:

Scenario 3[/u]"]
Alison Angel is really hacked off about her job, which involves teaching large classes of bored CET students. She can’t keep attendance up and doesn’t know how to motivate the students. Recently, she decided to give up and has now stopped preparing for lessons.

"[u posted:

Scenario 4[/u]"]
Lexi Belle likes where she works and her job is okay, but after almost a year at the same university she still doesn’t know any of the other staff and has never taken part in any departmental business or lesson observations. Staff are nice to her, but she doesn’t feel that she is part of the community and really wants to be.

I am pretty sure you’ll all recognize these situations and you’ll be well aware of the frustration which this might make you feel. After all why should it be so hard to do my job well!?

Settle petal, the only way you’re going to get out of this with your sanity intact is to work on these problems, develop coping strategies and build relationships. Let’s take a look at how we could respond to these scenarios in more detail:

Scenario 1: Response
Ms. Mason doesn’t understand how a university could run without course and curriculum plans. She feels excluded from the department and believes that her work is devalued and irrelevant. She keeps on plugging away at the department for more information but gets nowhere and eventually gives up.

What Ms. Mason could do is to recognize that the primary duty she has is towards her students. Although she is accustomed to a professional framework of planning, implementation and review she needs to remember that it is actually the teaching which defines whether or not she is worth squat. Rather than asking for the approval and attention of her boss, she needs to get on with the business of course and curriculum planning and seek feedback about it from her peers and the students themselves.

Depending on whether this university has previously experienced good or bad teachers, and what the general outlook of her boss is towards his own job, she may find that her efforts will result in further attention and involvement in the department. At the very least, she can expect her students to appreciate the efforts which she is making and at best, she could have the opportunity to draft a series of courses which will be used in years to come.

Pleasing students doesn’t give you a sense of long term professional direction, so Ms. Mason also needs to build up a portfolio of her curriculum planning work to ensure that future employers have a full grasp of how much work she has been doing.


Scenario 2
Ron despairs and gives up on trying to plan full courses, his teaching becomes nothing more than a series of lesson-events – insulated from the danger of changing timetables, but less meaningful for students.

Ron shouldn’t rely on the FAO – who is clearly not helpful – but should explore the university’s website – which will be full of announcements about holidays and events. He can help reduce the terrible burden of work which he is imposing on his superiors by requesting information in Chinese (they might no even have considered sending him this, even though it exists).

Finally, Ron needs to incorporate a few blank lesson slots into every syllabi so that his arrangements are more flexible from the outset.


Scenario 3
Alison eventually decides that teaching English in China is a waste of time and she is only here to be a dancing white monkey. She comes to resent the fact that “China” has made her a worse teacher by putting her in an impossible situation defined by stupid racial stereotypes rather than by practical learning and teaching goals.

There are some pretty good ways to manage large classes and maintain student interest but the first step begins with understanding student needs – after all, if you want to make a course useful for the student you need to know what possible use they have for English.

But beyond this, Alison’s case really is an example of poor due diligence – having accepted a job without adequately investigating teaching arrangements she has indeed landed herself in a situation in which very little useful teaching and learning can take place.


Scenario 4
Lexi isn’t in crisis, but she feels that life would be much better if she could reach out to other more effectively. She’s a good teacher, but feels that she should really be working somewhere else. The university would love to keep her, but they aren’t aware that she is feeling frustrated.

Lexi needs to offer her services on something – hiring new teachers for example – rather than waiting to be asked. She might feel that she has been excluded but the FAO where she works would likely be happy to get her involved in something other than teaching. Lexi needs to be aware that the system of staff organization in China doesn’t lend itself to flexibility, change and variety and that she may never have the same kind of relationships which she enjoyed whilst working in the US – but she can certainly cut out a place for herself in China.

From these examples we can draw a few general principals of how you can work effectively in the domestic tertiary sector in China (adapted from Spencer-Oatey and Franklin):

Independent Values – successful teachers in China often have a very strong sense of their own professional mission and values. They will be able to recognize and evaluate the value of their own work regardless of whether they receive the same kind of professional acclaim that they previously sought.

Problem Solvers – successful teachers will often find ways to work around problems and be willing to look for context appropriate opportunities which might lead to a solution (the Chinese language website of their university for example).

Proactive and Practical – a problem isn’t really a problem if it can be readily solved. Successful teachers in China plan for the unexpected and have context appropriate expectations based on experience and wide reading and research.

Self Aware and Context Aware – good teachers in China need to be aware of how their environment is affecting them and take positive steps to improve a flagging attitude or level of commitment. Good teachers will also be aware of their context and be seeking ways to understand and influence that context through building relationships, finding work-arounds and managing their expectations.

All of these points mush together in an ongoing process of negotiation which involves working out how to minimize, accept, adapt to, integrate or alter differences.

TL,DR
If you let China tell you who you are, then you are going to become a depressed dancing white monkey. If you are able to bring a set of professional values with you and then decide how to realize some of these in the context in which you work (and which of these you should realize) then you’ll be much happier about who you are and what you do.

Also Do the Due...diligence.


In case you weren't already aware of this, moving from one environment to another can be fairly stressful. If you fancy a good read about this try Phiona Stanley's article Performing Foreigners, a conference paper version of which can be found here:

http://www.deakin.edu.au/arts-ed/ccg/events/pdf/mpn%20028.pdf

She overcooks the issue a little in my opinion but the general direction is certainly accurate.

Further information about educational practices in China can be found here:

http://www.sdaw.info/lecturers/practices_china.htm

As a bunch of people might drift into this thread because they are thinking about teaching in China I will maybe keep this post and add information to it as time goes on.

GuestBob fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jun 20, 2013

blinkyzero
Oct 15, 2012

GuestBob posted:

How long before new-thread-shock wears off and we can stop being helpful and start being cynical.

I wrote a thing for another place about culture shock and teaching in China. People often associate "culture shock" with silly things like day-to-day problems, strange food and people smelling different, but if you are coming to China to work then it is in your "professional" persona that culture shock is going to kick you.

It may not be a happy everyday, but at least the first page of the thread can be, right? :qq:

And yeah, I should have clarified what I meant by culture shock. Mostly it has to do with your professional life. I can only speak about Chinese universities and high schools, of course, but they tend to treat teachers and curriculum very, very differently than we do in, say, the U.S., and by "differently" I mean "holy poo poo this is terrible." Ultimately, though, a teacher's job is to teach students, and if you can do that -- and are interested in doing that -- I think many of the, uh, differences melt away. Not all, but many.

We do have some corporate folks in this thread. From past posts, I'm assuming that the non-education fields in China are similar in their frustrations. True or not?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Well, I'm a corporate folk here. Yes, stuff is terrible but honestly I didn't like corporate culture in the US at all either so it sort of feels like a wash to me.

Lien
Oct 17, 2006
<img src="https://forumimages.somethingawful.com/images/newbie.gif" border=0>

I'm leaving China for good (I think) in ten days, so you might want to take me off the Beijing goons list. I just lurked anyhow!

Donraj
May 7, 2007

by Ralp

Arglebargle III posted:

Seeing as there's a Taobao recommendation in the OP and I am still an idiot tourist despite living in this country 2 years, is there any way we could get a guide on how to register an account on Taobao/Alipay? When I've tried it seems that not having a Chinese ID number is an impassible barrier to using Taobao.

I'd like to see this too. I've bought things on Taobao a few times, but damned if I can remember how. I always get lost at the payment part.

NaanViolence
Mar 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
A tip: don't get a VPN as soon as you get here. Don't even worry about it. Instead, explore the native Chinese alternatives to the websites that you think you need a VPN for. These include:

www.youku.com Their version of youtube which often has the same stuff as youtube.
www.weibo.com China's Twitter/Facebook hybrid. Not nearly as useless as Twitter, because you can say a lot more with 140 Chinese characters than you can with 140 letters.
v.360.cn Pretty much any TV show in the world, quickly streamed and at your fingertips.
mp3.baidu.com Stream just about any song in the world for free.

If you need help, ask one of your students or a friend to help you figure these out. They will usually be overjoyed to help you understand the Chinese internet, which is becoming more and more integral to understanding Chinese culture and language. If you just want a VPN to torrent videogames, cut that poo poo out and go outside.

Big Alf
Nov 4, 2004

I CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE CLOPPING TO PONIES; PLEASE KILL ME

Great post, just to add a few things that I hope don't come across as too preachy.



In a nutshell - The teacher you are replacing more than likely fell into the following categories and left your School/University with a less than stellar view of foreigners:


:whatup: the first graduate of the english cambridge university in harvard usa (Lagos Campus).


:quagmire: Failed Frat boy. In China, he's sort of a big deal.


:btroll: Neck bearded sweaty hambeast. Have flashcards will travel.


:emo: Single foreign female. WHERE DO I GET MY MEDS?


:psypop: That kid from Ohio.


:fella: Deported from Cambodia.





:siren: IN CHINA ALL FOREIGNERS ARE THE SAME :siren:


Your employers will generally expect you to share redeeming features with the characters above.

As Guestbob points out, do yourselves (and the rest of us) a favour by going above and beyond what is minimally expected. Don't ask to do it, just do it.

China does not have a culture of taking pride in your work purely for the sake of taking pride in your work. This is why so much of the workforce here is bored and unmotivated. Do not fall into this trap.

At first getting paid for having to do very little seems very cool and edgy. The novelty soon wears off and when it does it can be hard to break that mindset. Hit the ground running.

Do not expect any help in fulfilling extra duties but management will be appreciate the extra effort. Whilst they won't openly acknowledge it, you will be given a lot more freedom and responsibility in your job role.


I would suggest anyone wanting to come to China to teach, contact some of your local schools and ask to do some volunteer or TA work for a least a month before you make the decision to come.

Teaching is hard work and with the added stress of adapting to a whole new way of life, it is not something that should be approached with a half arsed attitude.

I am the Principal of an International School (Chinese Owned) in Beijing so if anyone has any problems or advice on how to deal the Chinese management in an Education setting, or looking for jobs/advice etc feel free to PM me on here.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

Arglebargle III posted:

Seeing as there's a Taobao recommendation in the OP and I am still an idiot tourist despite living in this country 2 years, is there any way we could get a guide on how to register an account on Taobao/Alipay? When I've tried it seems that not having a Chinese ID number is an impassible barrier to using Taobao.

You don't need Alipay, you just need to set up online banking with your bank. Do that and they'll either give you a USB dongle or a token you then use when checking out. Making an account on Taobao is 100% independent from Alipay, and just requires your email. I'd also suggest inputting your cell number and verifying it it when they ask for it after you sign up.


Click there to make a new account.


For non-moon rune readers.

The page after that asks for an email address, after which you're done. It'll probably ask you to fill out some personal information like name and address after you finish making the account.

When you want to checkout, you'll see some option with a lot of bank logos and the characters 网络银行, click on your bank logo and go through their checkout system.

The check-out process will differ based on what bank you use, but a few things a relatively constant throughout:

1. You need to use an old-rear end browser like IE6 or Safari
2. Input 200 passwords
3. The dongle will screw up somehow

Luckily, most banks are switching to tokens which are way better and easier. They look like little calculators and the way it works is while checking out you need to log in to your online bank account and use the password from the token. To confirm the purchase you need to input some code in to the token and then put what the token spits back out to the website, and you're done.

ASAIK, most banks have switched to tokens instead of USB things. You do need to go to your bank and ask for 网络银行, though. This usually requires filling out one form that they will largely fill out for you (A lot of it is just choosing how many levels of security you want and what accounts can access it) and doesn't really take that long. When I used CCB they charged me 20rmb for the USB thing, but ICBC didn't charge anything for their token.

Ailumao fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Jun 20, 2013

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Hey SB35, can you add the Chinese cooking thread to the OP? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3401971

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Longanimitas posted:

A tip: don't get a VPN as soon as you get here. Don't even worry about it. Instead, explore the native Chinese alternatives to the websites that you think you need a VPN for. These include:

www.youku.com Their version of youtube which often has the same stuff as youtube.
www.weibo.com China's Twitter/Facebook hybrid. Not nearly as useless as Twitter, because you can say a lot more with 140 Chinese characters than you can with 140 letters.
v.360.cn Pretty much any TV show in the world, quickly streamed and at your fingertips.
mp3.baidu.com Stream just about any song in the world for free.

If you need help, ask one of your students or a friend to help you figure these out. They will usually be overjoyed to help you understand the Chinese internet, which is becoming more and more integral to understanding Chinese culture and language. If you just want a VPN to torrent videogames, cut that poo poo out and go outside.

These are good websites, and I have a few to add:

www.xiami.com and www.1ting.com are streaming music sites with a pretty surprising selection. These are also great if I want to show a certain song to a coworker.

www.verycd.com Originally I used this site for eMule downloads, but now the site is pretty great for streaming both Chinese and foreign TV shows and movies, since the linked videos will usually have Chinese subtitles so you can watch with your friends! Another trick is to use this site to find the Chinese name of a show or movie, which you can then paste into video.baidu.com to watch.

club.pchome.net If SA is down for updates or something, you can check out KDS for your forum needs. It has a lot of goony Shanghai dudes and an overwhelming number of boards, but some of the posts are pretty funny and you can learn slang to impress your students or something (for example, this old HOLY CRAP I SAW NICHOLAS CAGE IN SHANGHAI thread http://club.pchome.net/thread_1_15_7618466.html).

Even with these websites, I'd suggest finding a VPN option. Certain news websites, blogs, and imgur links won't be available without one. It can also make Google searches slow or impossible. You'll also need it if you want to access Google-cached pages.

Trammel
Dec 31, 2007
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Arglebargle III posted:

Seeing as there's a Taobao recommendation in the OP and I am still an idiot tourist despite living in this country 2 years, is there any way we could get a guide on how to register an account on Taobao/Alipay? When I've tried it seems that not having a Chinese ID number is an impassible barrier to using Taobao.

After many, many failed attempts, I think I have a working Alipay account. I created the taobao account first. The I registered on Alipay using my phone as the login/username, and as being on the mainland (didn't try registering as a foreigner in Singapore/Malaysia/HK etc.). I also used 111111111111111 (15 x 1) as the ID number. A colleague chatted with the tech support, and they told me to use 15 ones.

After setting it up, I couldn't login again, the password refused to be recognised, and resetting it twice via the "Forgot my password" link, which said it worked, but my account was still locked. A friend chatted with tech support, and asked wtf was going on, and within 10 minutes it just started working.

I can't link my bank account, because it's a China Merchant Bank, and they only support authentication/linking through the national ID card number. My colleague showed me a help-page that seemed to say other banks supported link's using other ID, including passport, and I think Bank of China had the most options.

Once that was setup, I could link the taobao account to Alipay. I can't read Chinese, so Chrome's automatic translation, and patient friends were essential. Their patience wore thin though... the pure inconvenience of not having an ID and having to repeatedly explain that to tech support, the website's being horrible to navigate, the plugins that have to be installed and then freeze the browser, the sheer randomness of failure and success...

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

Spotify also works fine in China without a VPN or anything, so if you want music there's always that.

Big Alf
Nov 4, 2004

I CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE CLOPPING TO PONIES; PLEASE KILL ME

Magna Kaser posted:

Spotify also works fine in China without a VPN or anything, so if you want music there's always that.


I've had mixed results with Spotify:

Download to PC it plays fine.

Unable to download on Apple unless your store is set to a different country (ie: not China)

Try to stream from Website it say not available in your country

Trying to join/activate free trial/subscribe needs to be done whilst connected to a VPN or you get the same message as above. But once set up you can then log in fine on a PC without a VPN.

Blackberry doesn't work at all but I am complete technotard so probably something I've done wrong.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

Ah, I use it on my Mac fine, but I did make my account while living in the states. I've never had any issues logging in or using it on any computer while in China, though.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

I dunno if this is the right thread for this anymore, but it's basic China-stuff so,

The Color Run is coming to Beijing for August.

https://www.facebook.com/TheColorRunChina?hc_location=stream

Facebook is the only English language resource I can find (I originally found them via weibo which is predominantly in Chinese). Anyone going to take part in this? Will the CCP turn on the weather machines to make it clear that day? Will the admission fee include a gasmask?!


I kind of wish it was anywhere but Beijing cause it's a silly thing I'd want to do.

Brennanite
Feb 14, 2009
Is the Apple Cloud blocked in China? It has all of my sweet, sweet music on it.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

Cloud services get blocked randomly in China. Dropbox was blocked for like two years but it's been working fine since January or so. Wesendit and a few other file transfer sites are hosed up at the moment as well. I'd give it a week, or just get a vpn.

william567
Dec 1, 2007
She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable
I've arrived here and am set up with China Unicom. Is it just my luck or is prepaid data here just terrible? I signed up with a prepaid card that was like 96 yuan (with 30 for the sim) and I went through the data allowance in an afternoon.

SB35
Jul 6, 2007
Move along folks, nothing to see here.

william567 posted:

I've arrived here and am set up with China Unicom. Is it just my luck or is prepaid data here just terrible? I signed up with a prepaid card that was like 96 yuan (with 30 for the sim) and I went through the data allowance in an afternoon.

How much data did that get you? If you just started your account you probably had to pay the monthly fee too, so maybe 20 RMB. Right off the bat. At the very least pay as you go is pretty common in China, just head down to the nearest phone shop and put another 50 RMB on your phone.

Honestly, I treated China as mostly offline. My phone data was good enough for email, maps, and reading SA. Pretty much everything else, including RSS feeds I just downloaded over wifi and read offline. Granted I had China Mobile 2G data so it was balls slow and I'm cheap.

edit: where are you located?

SB35 fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jun 25, 2013

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
If you want to save money sign up for a block of data plan by texting the carrier.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

william567 posted:

I've arrived here and am set up with China Unicom. Is it just my luck or is prepaid data here just terrible? I signed up with a prepaid card that was like 96 yuan (with 30 for the sim) and I went through the data allowance in an afternoon.

How much data did you use? You should have had 300-500MB for that much money. That's not a HUGE amount, but using that much in one day is a bit crazy.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

william567 posted:

I've arrived here and am set up with China Unicom. Is it just my luck or is prepaid data here just terrible? I signed up with a prepaid card that was like 96 yuan (with 30 for the sim) and I went through the data allowance in an afternoon.

Did you buy a used card? Also, was it a China Unicom store or some hole in the wall store that advertised itself as China Unicom? Sounds like you just got someone else's sim card with their data usage tacked on.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

I'm actually buying internet service for the first time after living in China for two years so I get to post in the thread like a stupid newbie. How do I bought internet? :downs:

A Chinese friend advises me that the community service is the best price:performance deal but neglected to mention where to go to actually buy internet and how they hook it up and do I need my own wireless router or will they provide one?

tacoman165
Feb 9, 2005

william567 posted:

I've arrived here and am set up with China Unicom. Is it just my luck or is prepaid data here just terrible? I signed up with a prepaid card that was like 96 yuan (with 30 for the sim) and I went through the data allowance in an afternoon.

I used China Telecom and 100 kuai would last about a month or so, but I almost always used wifi, so most of that money was texts and phonecalls.

Argle, when I bought internet in China it was always from the guys around the street. Besides sites being blocked and stuff, download speeds were pretty decent. So I guess just go to whoever is down the block from you. I've heard if you get lovely speeds they'll fix it for you, which is all you can really ask for I suppose. It was one of the few things I never had a problem with there, I'm actually getting much slower service in the States right now fwiw. I had my own wireless router but they provided the modem. You'll be downloading torrents in no time!

Rabelais D
Dec 11, 2012

ts'u nnu k'u k'o t'khye:
A demon doth defecate at thy door

SB35 posted:

I had China Mobile 2G data so it was balls slow...

Oh God, I decided to get a 2G SIM for my 3G Nexus 7 when I went travelling for a week in order to get some work done on the road, in the remote villages of Guizhou where wifi is but a legend.

Pages were loading so slow I just couldn't do my work, so I had to go to the nearest decent sized town and check in to a nice hotel with wifi for a couple of days.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Rabelais D, you in Hong Kong? We are setting up a DnD group or bi weekly gaming group in HK, you should come hang out with us. my email is [username][dot][spam] Gmail

We are planning on going Thursday night fill in the blank http://www.fillintheblank.hk/ in wanchai 7pm.

caberham fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jun 25, 2013

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Arglebargle III posted:

I'm actually buying internet service for the first time after living in China for two years so I get to post in the thread like a stupid newbie. How do I bought internet? :downs:

A Chinese friend advises me that the community service is the best price:performance deal but neglected to mention where to go to actually buy internet and how they hook it up and do I need my own wireless router or will they provide one?

Your friend probably doesn't use the internet the same as you. Pro-PRC will back me up on this, just go with China Telecom. They have storefronts all over the place in every city. Just walk into one and ask about signing up for internet service (you'll need your passport). You'll have to fill out some info, then within a couple days some guy will come to your apartment and set it up. They'll provide a wireless router, but I've found that their routers don't tend to do PPPoE on their own so I prefer to get an additional router that actually logs in, so the devices that connect to it can just get on the internet right away.

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Rabelais D
Dec 11, 2012

ts'u nnu k'u k'o t'khye:
A demon doth defecate at thy door

caberham posted:

Rabelais D, you in Hong Kong? We are setting up a DnD group or bi weekly gaming group in HK, you should come hang out with us. my email is [username][dot][spam] Gmail

We are planning on going Thursday night fill in the blank http://www.fillintheblank.hk/ in wanchai 7pm.

Yeah, I was fully set to go to Bloodnose's DnD session at the end of last year, but had to go to Shenzhen at the last minute. My China visa just expired so I am landlocked in HK at the moment, Thursday sounds good. Add me on wechat? 95442028

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