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Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Synchronic posted:

I just bought $450 worth of crap for a pirate costume. Probably the worst with money thing I've ever done, next to driving into a mailbox.

Ended up sending back the pirate boots for some cheap-rear end boot covers.

From some of the stuff I've seen on Etsy, though, I could have done a lot worse.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/101884...ef=sr_gallery_1
BWM: buying a $3k pirate outfit with ejaculating penises all over it.

e: holy poo poo the neckbeard on that last picture:

Adiabatic fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Oct 23, 2015

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District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
The ocean is full of death and decay and wants to consume you - do not live on it.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

This actually gives me high hopes if I ever open an Etsy shop for bullshit wooden knickknacks I turn out on my lathe.

vv i distinctly said "to blathe"

i say swears online fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Oct 23, 2015

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
MY LATHE

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Aliquid posted:

This actually gives me high hopes if I ever open an Etsy shop for bullshit wooden knickknacks I turn out on my lathe.

If you have a lathe you should definitely be doing just that.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



pig slut lisa posted:

You have to post a picture of yourself dressed up as a pirate or you're banned

+1

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Adiabatic posted:

BWM: buying a $3k pirate outfit with ejaculating penises all over it.

e: holy poo poo the neckbeard on that last picture:



Nice pubeface whiskers. BWM not to invest in a good razor.

melon cat
Jan 21, 2010

Nap Ghost

Not a Children posted:

Did you explain that a CR-V costs about $24000 for the base model, not $6000?
Heh, he wasn't really "asking" about the CRV. It was more of an announcement.

The BWM decision has already been made! :downs:

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

Adiabatic posted:

BWM: buying a $3k pirate outfit with ejaculating penises all over it.

e: holy poo poo the neckbeard on that last picture:



What the gently caress is wrong with his lips.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

detectivemonkey posted:

Also the bigger issue is you definitely aren't supposed to run those when you're not home. And not in a "the manufacturer has to say that" way but a "a thing I just googled said that 32% of home heating deaths are due to space heaters" way.

How do you die in a house fire if you're not present at the house?

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

SpelledBackwards posted:

How do you die in a house fire if you're not present at the house?

Financially.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Senf posted:

Financially.

Unless you have a sweet insurance policy. Then that underwater boat is suddenly way, way above water.

Spring Heeled Jack
Feb 25, 2007

If you can read this you can read

Comrade Flynn posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with his lips.

http://i.imgur.com/97LR4Vx.png

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

I wrote Dave a check out to National Grid (utility company) because I couldn't trust him with cash, his frat house was out of power and he was going to jail if he couldn't pay it off. Fast forward three months he's stopped coming to town, last I spoke he said he was going to pay it back when he got a refund for his college tuition. He had to take another year of a soccer scholarship to get this, a friend recently went out there and spoke with him. Dave is $360 short on the current utility bill and has all the power cut out again. How the gently caress do these people survive?

edit: I will be taking him to court, in my town so I can gently caress him over with an 1.5 hour drive here haha. Unless he can pay it up by the end of the month, doubt he will though.

Boko Haram fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Oct 24, 2015

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Sounds like he's already hit up every single one of his friends for utility money and it all went up his nose

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Not a Children posted:

Sounds like he's already hit up every single one of his friends for utility money and it all went up his nose

That's a hell of an assumption.

It could just be in his arm, you know. Or a puff of smoke.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)
Is that mac and dennis? I certainly never saw that episode.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

gvibes posted:

Is that mac and dennis? I certainly never saw that episode.

The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell, pretty good one.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Boko Haram posted:

I wrote Dave a check out to National Grid (utility company) because I couldn't trust him with cash, his frat house was out of power and he was going to jail if he couldn't pay it off. Fast forward three months he's stopped coming to town, last I spoke he said he was going to pay it back when he got a refund for his college tuition. He had to take another year of a soccer scholarship to get this, a friend recently went out there and spoke with him. Dave is $360 short on the current utility bill and has all the power cut out again. How the gently caress do these people survive?

edit: I will be taking him to court, in my town so I can gently caress him over with an 1.5 hour drive here haha. Unless he can pay it up by the end of the month, doubt he will though.

Post about how you're going to get a default judgment and be unable to collect on it in this Legal Questions thread:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3266659&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

District Selectman posted:

The ocean is full of death and decay and wants to consume you - do not live on it.

How about the Great Lakes? According to Moby Dick they're pretty much like an ocean.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Where is that Corgi when you need him?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

How about the Great Lakes? According to Moby Dick they're pretty much like an ocean.
Yeah, pretty much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004

SpelledBackwards posted:

Any updates on this market ronin? Any clue where he ended up?

No idea. He stopped teaching with us at the end of September and we haven't been in touch with him/vice versa since.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I was chatting with one of my neighbors, who is an "enrollment specialist" or something for University of Phoenix. She's a nice lady, but her job is to encourage people to ruin their lives by spending a ton of money on a worthless degree.

She said they're going to experience layoffs to the tune of ~40% in their enrollment staff. They got hit hard by the "gainful employment" regulations set for for-profit universities by the USDOE. Basically, it sets stricter guidelines that target degree mills that will ultimately bar them from receiving federal student aid funds when they are not graduating students or not graduating them with the skills they need to find gainful employment post graduation.
http://www.ed.gov/news/press-releases/fact-sheet-obama-administration-increases-accountability-low-performing-profit-institutions

She also said that they're not going to renew their popup web advertising campaign or late night commercials, because "the kind of people watching TV at 2 AM didn't convert into high quality students." She said those were the source of more than half of their new students, and that they've known for a long time that they didn't turn into students who would graduate or find jobs after graduation. She told me that they had, at their peak, 500,000 students enrolled and they're targeting getting back to about 100,000 students.

She also said that they're facing a lot of competition now from community colleges and real, public universities who have started adding non-traditional and online programs.

Their stock has lost 80% of it's value YTD and I am so happy to hear it. Hopefully this means we'll hear fewer stories about people in $200k of student loan debt for an associates in Public Speaking or whatever.
https://www.google.com/finance?q=apol

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Wow finally something positive in here....the destruction of something negative. I guess that's the best we can hope for. I'd rather they loot the whole company for assets and gave them to their victims but you know, baby steps.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

canyoneer posted:

I was chatting with one of my neighbors, who is an "enrollment specialist" or something for University of Phoenix. She's a nice lady, but her job is to encourage people to ruin their lives by spending a ton of money on a worthless degree.

She said they're going to experience layoffs to the tune of ~40% in their enrollment staff. They got hit hard by the "gainful employment" regulations set for for-profit universities by the USDOE. Basically, it sets stricter guidelines that target degree mills that will ultimately bar them from receiving federal student aid funds when they are not graduating students or not graduating them with the skills they need to find gainful employment post graduation.
http://www.ed.gov/news/press-releases/fact-sheet-obama-administration-increases-accountability-low-performing-profit-institutions

She also said that they're not going to renew their popup web advertising campaign or late night commercials, because "the kind of people watching TV at 2 AM didn't convert into high quality students." She said those were the source of more than half of their new students, and that they've known for a long time that they didn't turn into students who would graduate or find jobs after graduation. She told me that they had, at their peak, 500,000 students enrolled and they're targeting getting back to about 100,000 students.

She also said that they're facing a lot of competition now from community colleges and real, public universities who have started adding non-traditional and online programs.

Their stock has lost 80% of it's value YTD and I am so happy to hear it. Hopefully this means we'll hear fewer stories about people in $200k of student loan debt for an associates in Public Speaking or whatever.
https://www.google.com/finance?q=apol

I got my graduate degree at the University of Phoenix. It's...okay. I think I got a decent value because I had to take state certifications and an outside internship in addition to the degree, so a perspective employer isn't going to judge me solely on my diploma. But there were people in my classes who had no business being there. Those poor saps would get about 2/3rds of the way through and drop out with B averages because they couldn't pass the totally non-subjective outside tests that students in big fancy schools took as well and Phoenix had no part in.

My favorite experience was a group assignment where each team member contributed a quarter of a 30 page paper. I started spell checking the final project and noticed the same words that I chronically misspell kept popping twice. Ends up one of my team members had taken an earlier draft of my contribution and just reworded it for hers. The teacher wouldn't do anything about it and after the class my plagiarizer sent me an email bragging about the B she got.

So yeah, the University of Phoenix deserves to burn. If someone asks me where I went to college, you'd better believe I play up my undergraduate and mumble mumble something about my Masters.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Whoa, slow down... Are you telling me that for-profit diploma mills aren't too hot on ethics? :monocle:

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
Sadly, it seems like a skill one would need in order to find gainful employment and be successful :sigh:

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



My mom taught one semester at UOP after she got her doctorate. The was fired for failing so many students. She wanted to hold them to the same standard as other graduate-level students in a brick&mortar university, so she graded them accordingly. She was appalled that these people could even qualify for graduate-level anything, they couldn't spell or even do their work properly. Apparently UOP doesn't take kindly to professors failing so many paying students. Good riddance.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

What's funny is Arizona state is pioneering online degrees without being an awful excuse for a school. Of course, an online BA in legal studies is still bwm.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
I'm assuming by "UoP" you mean Phoenix and not University of the Pacific?

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

I'm assuming by "UoP" you mean Phoenix and not University of the Pacific?

Yes, that's correct.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

What's funny is Arizona state is pioneering online degrees without being an awful excuse for a school. Of course, an online BA in legal studies is still bwm.

Online degrees through legitimate schools are, in my experience, GWM (as degrees go which is obviously debatable from this thread's history). Online degrees, or traditional degrees, from diploma mills are not.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Delta-Wye posted:

Sadly, it seems like a skill one would need in order to find gainful employment and be successful :sigh:

What, ethics?

:eng99:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

detectivemonkey posted:

Online degrees through legitimate schools are, in my experience, GWM (as degrees go which is obviously debatable from this thread's history). Online degrees, or traditional degrees, from diploma mills are not.

That's because you can piggyback the hokey online degree onto the traditional legit school's reputation. Anyone who has ever done an online degree /evening/weekend degree compared to a regular full-time program can tell you that it's really not as rigorous, and the quality is diminished. An open secret.

Write on your resume that you got an MBA from Kelley at Indiana and nobody asks if it was online, they assume it's the highly ranked full-time program.

Not like it matters though, because 90% of the value of a degree is the reputation and prestige it provides rather than the actual course content and education. Why anyone would want to pay more to a degree mill and not even get that is Bad With Money.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



canyoneer posted:

That's because you can piggyback the hokey online degree onto the traditional legit school's reputation. Anyone who has ever done an online degree /evening/weekend degree compared to a regular full-time program can tell you that it's really not as rigorous, and the quality is diminished. An open secret.

Write on your resume that you got an MBA from Kelley at Indiana and nobody asks if it was online, they assume it's the highly ranked full-time program.

Not like it matters though, because 90% of the value of a degree is the reputation and prestige it provides rather than the actual course content and education. Why anyone would want to pay more to a degree mill and not even get that is Bad With Money.

Nobody asks me if my General Studies degree from IU was online only. Confirmed.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
I did something bad with money (I think) over the weekend. I'm pretty sure I spent a whole ton of cash, on impulse, with no saving for it beforehand, no planning, and I don't even know how much I spent. I bought at full price without waiting for a sale or anything- I bought on the spot with no questions asked. The dude just walked in and was like "here's what you need" and my question was "ok when do we get started".

I didn't shop around, I didn't check similar establishments to see if they offered a better product for cheaper. I didn't even consider alternatives other than what the guy suggested. I'm a bit worried as to how this is going to look on our finances.

It was an appendectomy. I have pretty decent insurance and the procedure went well with no complications, but it was still 1.5 hours of general anesthesia and multiple specialists. I didn't need to spend the night fortunately, but I have no idea what that's going to run me.

Droo
Jun 25, 2003

Expect a pile of mystery bills that total somewhere between $15,000 and $100,000. Then your insurance will wave their wand and make them total somewhere between $3k and 25k, which will hopefully all be considered in-network and subject to your deductible limits.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Also, it doesn't apply to emergency surgery, but there are services that shop around for you on medical procedures and give you a kick-back of the insurance company's savings.

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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



You can get a copy of your surgery report with a detailed listing of charges. Make sure there is no bullshit in it and contest it if there is. I would also suggest talking with the hospital about a payment plan with them if you end up being short on the total amount. They will work with you so don't let it go unpaid and end up in collections.

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