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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Ooo, that cactus is up to something, investigate! If it isn't up to anything we need to clown it.

(Clown, vb: To add paint to a person or thing in order to give the impression of a clown's face, imbuing it with the magic of clown.)

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Uniwagon! Also take the gold.

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That's so sad, boo! That would have been great too, but we need more CYOA clown related mayhem

What's the weird spiderweb thing in the church?

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Grap a pick or the long handled shovel! Later you can do a humorous skit that involves dropping the head on someone's foot or spinning around and accidentally smacking them in the face.

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Seconding calling out to the bats.

Or failing that I'm sure Eughh hasn't eaten in a few days.

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Just a thought. Let's pretend you're hanging out in a mine for unknown reasons, when through the gloom comes... well Dropsy and Euugh doing their very best Donkey and Diddy Kong impression. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't experience any truly conscious thought until all movement stopped and there was nothing but the frantic *click click click* as my spent gun hammered away at the six empty chambers.

This man has nerves of steel. I just hope he's a good guy.

(Still voting for calling in a bat attack)

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Paradox Personified posted:

All names in this game must be fantastic and also end with a y.
Thought I'd let you all know ahead of time.

Eughh

Outrail
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I think you are all forgetting that Dropsy needs a hat. A big black hat.

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zoomdog posted:

This, but you can't just take his hat, that would be stealing! Trade it for some clown paint.

Good point. What sort of monster would we be if we didn't leave a trail of clowned corpses in our wake?

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Shiny things!

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Through the portal, those lights remind me of circus lights.

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Gaspy Conana posted:

Outrail, your newly coined phrase got a special mention! :woop:

Next stop, the Oxford dictionary.

I can only hope that one day I read a newspaper article with the phrase '...that The Ringmaster would leave his victims clowned and naked as part of a...'

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