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LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
50 Shades of Magic. Many of these books were drat near porn to my stupid young self. Looking back these books are painful... Thanks for putting yourself through the pain!

Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer, Robert Jordan and Anne Mccaffrey are dead. There is no god.

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LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Bieeardo posted:

Don't reread the Pern novels. Or google the Tent Peg Statement. Trust me.

But..! I..! drat my lack of trust! I've never heard about that.

Well, to be fair I haven't read anything from her in a long time. Sad to see her fall into the Orson Scott Card category of idiocy.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fungah! posted:

The Wheel of Time is full of unpleasant, biotruthy crap though. Guys, men and women are completely different, this is hard-coded into the universe !!

At least Jordan wrote decent characters and not sexual caricatures like Piers.

But good god! Every time a man and a woman were in the same room in the Wheel of Time it was embarrassing. If I had a nickle for every time someone rolled their eyes or clucked or smoothed their skirts I would be a rich man.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

drunkencarp posted:

Yeah, what I mean is, when I was nine and read this for the first time, the utilitarian argument didn't occur to me, whereas now, it's the first thing I think of.

Also, this chapter resumes the descriptions of women as numinous inhuman beings, alien and unknowable, not like regular people at all.

"He cupped his mouth with his hands. 'Bitch, get over here!'

A dozen young women glanced his way, startled, thinking he meant them."

He basically implies that the natural state of women is to look pretty and breed, while talking about Cherie. I'm sure Cherie is not emotional because of her husband or the fact that magic is gone, but because she is a woman. Gawd.

I honestly can't wait for Question Quest. That's the book that made me stop reading because of how hosed up in every possible way it is. I remember it being some horrific surreal nightmare...

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Thinly veiled erection jokes and puns. So it begins!

If I remember correctly Irene is the only female character with some character development throughout the books. Though I might have imagined that.

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It reminds me of the Patton Oswalt bit about "clean filth."

Wasn't there a part in one of the books where two underage kids wanted to have sex, but none of the adults could tell them how because of magic? The strange obsession with underwear in later books is about as disturbing.

LordAba fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Aug 3, 2013

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LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I want to see the ultimate train wreck that would be a collaboration between Piers Anthony and Neil Gaiman.

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