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BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

i am he posted:

Post your dick slow motion.

Schmooze Moose post the dick

# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:45

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# ? May 5, 2024 18:19

Slow Motion: Jul 19, 2004; My favorite things in life are sex, drugs, feeling like a baller, and being $30,000 in debt.

Here's how January turned out:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:27

awesmoe: Nov 30, 2005; Pillbug

Slow Motion posted:

Here's how January turned out:

hahaha you made a typo in your budget and misspelled expensive :owned:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:30

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Has it always been a "Budget reconciliation?"

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:31

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Slow Motion posted:

Here's how January turned out:

well.... ya tried

Veskit posted:

Has it always been a "Budget reconciliation?"

I was gonna say it started being called that around the time he consistently failed to meet his budget, but that's been since day 1 hasn't it?

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:32

it is: Aug 19, 2011; by Smythe

Veskit posted:

Has it always been a "Budget reconciliation?"

Yes.

Oh, has he always called it that? :shrug:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:33

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Hey slowmo if you don't go on a trip this month i bet you could put a solid $500 towards your debt. That's not too unrealistic, right?

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:34

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

So SlowMo, what's with that $500 of "misc income" you're expecting in February? Are you selling drugs again?

# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:42

Rudager: Apr 29, 2008

Slow Motion posted:

Here's how January turned out:

So how many hours do you owe after January? Because you very conveniently deleted any reference to your expected bonus from the month.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:11

Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

Veskit posted:

Has it always been a "Budget reconciliation?"

He blew out his reconciliation by $103. When I finished reconciling my business accounts I was $0 out, as it should be.

The trip was not correctly budgeted for as SloMo still spent more than he earned. Therefore his budget and reconciliation are poo poo.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:14

SiGmA_X: May 3, 2004; SiGmA_X

Slow Motion posted:

Here's how January turned out:

Is it fair to say you have no self control? Do you feel that way?

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:55

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

SiGmA_X posted:

Is it fair to say you have no self control? Do you feel that way?

Moderation is for cowards.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:37

pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

Why is the car rental in a foreign country listed under "Transportation" and not "Trip"?

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:40

Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

tuyop posted:

Moderation is for cowards.

Spending more than 50% of your income on rent is baller.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:41

slap me silly: Nov 1, 2009; Grimey Drawer

tuyop posted:

Moderation is for cowards.

Hey now

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:58

But Not Tonight: May 22, 2006; I could show you around the sights.

pig slut lisa posted:

Why is the car rental in a foreign country listed under "Transportation" and not "Trip"?

Welcome to Slow Motion's Budget Massage Parlor! You want rubdown?

# ? Feb 4, 2015 04:02

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

Devian666 posted:

Spending more than 50% of your income on rent is baller.

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 04:20

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Says the chump who settled for a chronic debilitating back injury instead of shattering his spine into a million tiny pieces

# ? Feb 4, 2015 04:43

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

El_Elegante posted:

Says the chump who settled for a chronic debilitating back injury instead of shattering his spine into a million tiny pieces

When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 05:49

SpelledBackwards: Jan 7, 2001; I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

tuyop posted:

When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to ~~live their lives over again in a different way~~ grow some BASIL.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 06:40

paperchaseguy: Feb 21, 2002; THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

How many hours slomo?

# ? Feb 5, 2015 05:33

BioEnchanted: Aug 9, 2011; He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

4. I'm being charitable.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 06:59

District Selectman: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Reminder that over 50% of your spending is rent and you could change *nothing* but move into a very nice $1400 a month apartment and you'd be debt free before the year is out.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 13:26

But Not Tonight: May 22, 2006; I could show you around the sights.

District Selectman posted:

Reminder that over 50% of your spending is rent and you could change *nothing* but move into a very nice $1400 a month apartment and you'd be debt free before the year is out.

but it makes him so happy and he can handle it fine, just you wait and see!

# ? Feb 5, 2015 13:49

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

But Not Tonight posted:

but it makes him so happy and he can handle it fine, just you wait and see!

Besides, he has a big tax refund coming just like last year, coupled with all that unreportable/ :lsd:

income, so I'm sure that debt will be gone before his next expense report is posted.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 14:38

Slow Motion: Jul 19, 2004; My favorite things in life are sex, drugs, feeling like a baller, and being $30,000 in debt.

120.25 hours billed in January. So like $600 after-tax bonus accrued.

I'm trying to think of a good outfit to go to the abortion in. The girl said, "don't out dress me, and I'm going in sweatpants. But make every effort to look like my pimp". I'm thinking shiny orange and silver track suit accessorized by a tallboy in a brown paper bag. Thoughts?

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:15

i am he: Feb 4, 2014

Slow Motion posted:

120.25 hours billed in January. So like $600 after-tax bonus accrued.

I'm trying to think of a good outfit to go to the abortion in. The girl said, "don't out dress me, and I'm going in sweatpants. But make every effort to look like my pimp". I'm thinking shiny orange and silver track suit accessorized by a tallboy in a brown paper bag. Thoughts?

you suck

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:17

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Gentlemen, I believe we're being had

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:19

PassTheRemote: Mar 15, 2007; Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill wins.

Slow Motion posted:

120.25 hours billed in January. So like $600 after-tax bonus accrued.

I'm trying to think of a good outfit to go to the abortion in. The girl said, "don't out dress me, and I'm going in sweatpants. But make every effort to look like my pimp". I'm thinking shiny orange and silver track suit accessorized by a tallboy in a brown paper bag. Thoughts?

trolling is a art, SlowMo. You are trying way too hard.

Jewel encrusted pimp cup , just take that.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:22

SiGmA_X: May 3, 2004; SiGmA_X

Slow Motion posted:

120.25 hours billed in January. So like $600 after-tax bonus accrued.

I'm trying to think of a good outfit to go to the abortion in. The girl said, "don't out dress me, and I'm going in sweatpants. But make every effort to look like my pimp". I'm thinking shiny orange and silver track suit accessorized by a tallboy in a brown paper bag. Thoughts?

Don't forget your grillz, bling rings, and chains.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:24

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Slow Motion posted:

The girl said, "don't out dress me, and I'm going in sweatpants. But make every effort to look like my pimp".

your hours are much more believable

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:28

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

Maybe this like a really slow burn Hakan kinda thing. It starts off believable then pretty soon he'll be expensing people to get rid of bodies for him.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 20:43

MrKatharsis: Nov 29, 2003; feel the bern

Blackface or die.

You know you could save some serious scratch by moving your baby mama in and making her pay half the rent.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:03

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

It was believable for a long time, very detail oriented.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:09

Old Fart: Jul 25, 2013

Shut it down.

Serious or trolling, either way he's a shitbag. Nothing more to see here.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:39

Grouco: Jan 13, 2005; I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.

~fin~

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:41

pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

i am he posted:

you suck

Gorman Thomas posted:

Gentlemen, I believe we're being had

Veskit posted:

It was believable for a long time, very detail oriented.

Grouco posted:

~fin~

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:45

Hocus Pocus: Sep 7, 2011

It was fun (in a way) while it lasted. But now SloMo isn't even trying.

The End

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:48

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

If you really want to BFC it up remember to use wonderhangers rather than the standard wire variety.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:51

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slap me silly: Nov 1, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Breetai posted:

If you really want to BFC it up remember to use wonderhangers rather than the standard wire variety.

Nah, those are only for when you have triplets or whatever.

# ? Feb 5, 2015 21:54

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