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I only think the outlandish things are made up, I honestly believe SloMo does have this debt and cannot live within his means or a budget.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:20 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 12:06 |
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Slow Motion posted:I'm trying to think of a good outfit to go to the abortion in. The girl said, "don't out dress me, and I'm going in sweatpants. But make every effort to look like my pimp". I'm thinking shiny orange and silver track suit accessorized by a tallboy in a brown paper bag. Thoughts? 'oh'
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:28 |
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Let's just pretend the thread ended here:Centripetal Horse posted:Slow Motion steps into the foyer of his penthouse suite and hands his bespoke Zegna suit jacket to his manservant, Jeeves. Jeeves isn't really the guy's name. Slow motion thinks Jeeves' name might be Hector, but that's not a very baller name. Crossing to the massive open-plan kitchen, Slow Motion reaches for the bottle of Macallan 1939 sitting on the shelf of his solid ebony bar. The 1939 is good, but Slow Motion feels that he has outgrown it. He's probably going to upgrade, soon, perhaps to a bottle of Glenfiddich 50-year-old. Maybe he'll give the rest of the 1939 to Horace, or whatever his name is. Giving away $10,000 bottles of liquor is pretty baller.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:38 |
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yeah just shut it down, that post was Peak Slomo and it's never getting any better
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 22:59 |
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Yeah this thread is over, he is obviously just trolling now.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:32 |
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Slow Motion posted:faaaaaaaaart
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 23:39 |
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worst puppetmaster post ever, 0/10.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:14 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:45 |
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Slomo just wear a shirt that says PROUD DADDY, act like you have no idea what an abortion clinic is, and generally make everyone around you profoundly uncomfortable.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 00:49 |
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"But...honey...I thought we were just here for a prenatal checkup?"
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 01:11 |
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Lock this poo poo up. It hasn't been good since the fan fiction
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 02:15 |
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Ya know, I agree. Ah, the perfect stopping point: Centripetal Horse posted:Slow Motion steps into the foyer of his penthouse suite and hands his bespoke Zegna suit jacket to his manservant, Jeeves. Jeeves isn't really the guy's name. Slow motion thinks Jeeves' name might be Hector, but that's not a very baller name. Crossing to the massive open-plan kitchen, Slow Motion reaches for the bottle of Macallan 1939 sitting on the shelf of his solid ebony bar. The 1939 is good, but Slow Motion feels that he has outgrown it. He's probably going to upgrade, soon, perhaps to a bottle of Glenfiddich 50-year-old. Maybe he'll give the rest of the 1939 to Horace, or whatever his name is. Giving away $10,000 bottles of liquor is pretty baller.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 02:17 |
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So the abortion went well. I ended up not really dressing up. I haven't felt anxious, but given how tired I've been the last week *some* part of me was and is stressing out about it. Her insurance actually covered the whole thing, PLUS an IUD. She said she was inspired by my decision to get snipped. Babies getting prevented all over here. I think I'll spend the $250 I had budgeted for it on a nice steak dinner for us. I hear abortions can drive a woman anemic real fast. My vasectomy is scheduled for the 21st, which is also my birthday. . Work is heating up fast. It looks like I'll be back billing in the 180-220 hour range for the next few months. There is one potential drama bomb in my future that has even me questioning if this is reality. My (no longer) baby mama's work just hired an girl with the same name as my ex. It's in a field she could probably get hired in, and she would have gotten back from the Alaska gig about a week ago. Her name is neither common nor rare, but if it is her... A poo poo show approacheth.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:46 |
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reclose the thread you dumb rear end in a top hat
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:48 |
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Ohhh I thought the mods had closed the thread not Slow Motion, yeah keep this poo poo closed and move it into the gold mine or burn it. Moments like this baffle me he's so good at being so dumb I can't tell if it's trolling or not . Hell until now I didn't know you could unlock a mod locked thread.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:52 |
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Veskit posted:Ohhh I thought the mods had closed the thread not Slow Motion, yeah keep this poo poo closed and move it into the gold mine or burn it. I think they did and he's just an idiot who re-opened a modlocked thread.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 22:53 |
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I'm glad it's back open. All the others are boring and the last time I did one I got doxxed.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:02 |
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Taco Box posted:I'm glad it's back open. All the others are boring and the last time I did one I got doxxed. Your thread was cool. This one sucks.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:04 |
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Shugojin posted:he's just an idiot who re-opened a modlocked thread Gonna need to see a photo of the receipt from that steak dinner, slomo
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:04 |
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reopening the thread when slomo has actual updates seems cool to me, multiple pages of sick burns with nothing in the way of updates not so much, SMS's call
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:05 |
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I really thought we'd see an honest to goodness mod challenge in this thread before it got aborted like baby SloMo
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:06 |
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El_Elegante posted:I really thought we'd see an honest to goodness mod challenge in this thread before it got aborted like baby SloMo Sadly, like baby SloMo and the abortion, I suspect it's simply a figment of someone's imagination. I don't think SloMo's been telling the truth ever since the thread was not impressed by his initial posts and changed trolling tactics.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:09 |
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Slow Motion posted:So the abortion went well. I ended up not really dressing up. I haven't felt anxious, but given how tired I've been the last week *some* part of me was and is stressing out about it. Her insurance actually covered the whole thing, PLUS an IUD. She said she was inspired by my decision to get snipped. Babies getting prevented all over here. I think I'll spend the $250 I had budgeted for it on a nice steak dinner for us. I hear abortions can drive a woman anemic real fast. You should probably budget your money.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:11 |
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Eat the steaks Slow Motion.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 23:50 |
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Slow Motion posted:So the abortion went well. I ended up not really dressing up. I haven't felt anxious, but given how tired I've been the last week *some* part of me was and is stressing out about it. Her insurance actually covered the whole thing, PLUS an IUD. She said she was inspired by my decision to get snipped. Babies getting prevented all over here. I think I'll spend the $250 I had budgeted for it on a nice steak dinner for us. I hear abortions can drive a woman anemic real fast.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:04 |
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slap me silly posted:Gonna need to see a photo of the receipt from that steak dinner, slomo Or maybe the receipt from the vasectomy. Do not post a picture of your balls.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:07 |
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slow motion fertilize the eggs
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:10 |
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it is posted:slow motion fertilize the eggs please god no
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:15 |
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slow motion photograph the eggs slow motion steak and eggs (oh wait leftovers aren't baller)
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:17 |
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the only thing left to do is issue a mod challenge, SMS you know this to be true
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:20 |
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Slow Motion posted:There is one potential drama bomb in my future that has even me questioning if this is reality. My (no longer) baby mama's work just hired an girl with the same name as my ex. It's in a field she could probably get hired in, and she would have gotten back from the Alaska gig about a week ago. Her name is neither common nor rare, but if it is her... A poo poo show approacheth. It's cute that you think two girls would want to fight over you.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:24 |
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Wasn't there a goon earlier in this thread who was acquainted with SlowMo? I require notarized third party verification
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 00:46 |
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fiery_valkyrie posted:It's cute that you think two girls would want to fight over you. I mean, if he keeps buying them poo poo why wouldn't they
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 01:34 |
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So this thread introduced me to that Lamberti Onda C desk. I'm not going to lie, that's a loving sweet and baller looking desk. I would rock the hell out of it if I had the disposable income to drop $14k on a desk. SloMo I will forgive you for everything if you actually buy one.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 01:45 |
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Mod challenge or abort thread.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 02:49 |
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Everybody update your votes. They may determine whether this ends up in the goldmine or the gas chamber.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 02:51 |
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slap me silly posted:Everybody update your votes. They may determine whether this ends up in the goldmine or the gas chamber. Goldmine the first half, gas the second half
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 02:55 |
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shitcan this crap
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 02:57 |
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This is a stupid and bad thread that should either be in E/N or stomped into the dirt
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 02:58 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 12:06 |
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it was a fun read, goldmine it. why are peopoole so mad if its fake or exaggerated?
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