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ol qwerty bastard posted:No discussion about kitchen incompetence and oil fires would be complete without this classic video, wherein a drugged-up Montrealer attempts to make banana juice. By melting the bananas. It goes almost as poorly as you'd expect: Wait, he's cooking meat on his toilet? 
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JHomer722 posted:Wait, he's cooking meat on his toilet? pull up a chair, you are in for a treat
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Nov 20, 2014 16:15
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WoodrowSkillson posted:pull up a chair, you are in for a treat But I don't want toilet meat...
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Nov 20, 2014 17:26
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Pope Corky the IX posted:But I don't want toilet meat... I would not eat it here or there I would not eat it anywhere I would not eat it in the john I would not eat it 'til it's gone I would not eat it off the seat I do not like your toilet meat
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Random Stranger posted:he dropped a giant handful of french fries into the oil from about a foot above the pot. Sounds like the first step in a kitchen emergency should be to shove your brother out of the kitchen. Also, good thing you didn't find out the fire extinguisher was a dud when you really needed it!
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Oldstench posted:What the gently caress is $rape and $rapex2? To some people a $50 one time investment is a lot of money you see
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Say Nothing posted:Nooooooo! THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YEW!
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:Sounds like the first step in a kitchen emergency should be to shove your brother out of the kitchen. The irony is that he was staying with me after he got out of the Navy where he was on a special shipboard emergency team. I think it's a small miracle that all the aircraft carriers haven't burned down.  And FWIW, I wound up replacing the extinguisher rather than getting it recharged since I couldn't trust the gauge.
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This all brings back such wonderful memories of that time my neighbors lit their stove on fire because it was covered in burger grease and one of them left paper towels lying around or something. I still wish I had known at the time the microphone wasn't picking up the audio that well, I was able to hear it perfectly  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txq74aYYAos
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A definition of schadenfreude via http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2014/11/18/faceplant-3/
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Random Stranger posted:And FWIW, I wound up replacing the extinguisher rather than getting it recharged since I couldn't trust the gauge. What probably happened was that the stuff inside of it was compacted down and wasn't able to come out. With normal dry chemical extinguishers, you're supposed to shake them once a month to stop that from happening.
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That ain't schadenfreude unless the kid gets up and kicks the violently-sore-loser in the balls. Also, I loving knew it: happened in Russia. http://deadspin.com/sore-loser-table-tennis-kid-just-straight-shoves-umpire-1660871866
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QAvaaVZQc Personal space invaders
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canyoneer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QAvaaVZQc It's funny that BigDaws has become so recognizable on the ASU campus that he has to have other guys come in to help or he probably would never get enough material for one video. He's probably the only real good prank YouTube out there if this thread is any indication, never really gets in peoples faces or too offensive. Anything that he would do that would get his rear end kicked he dresses up like a huge nerd so people don't feel threatened.
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JHomer722 posted:Wait, he's cooking meat on his toilet? Thought you were joking. Why would I think that 
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The best part about this thread is that the Schadenfreude comes right from this thread. Like dumbfucks who don't know what they're talking about getting up and showing every one how stupid they are.Rah! posted:That ain't schadenfreude unless the kid gets up and kicks the violently-sore-loser in the balls. That Schadenfreude made my day. 
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Rah! posted:That ain't schadenfreude unless the kid gets up and kicks the violently-sore-loser in the balls. I show you a trick
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According to Google it's a 2013 letter written by Rep. Bill Cassidy urging the Speaker of the House John Boehner to kill a Senate immigration bill.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:According to Google it's a 2013 letter written by Rep. Bill Cassidy urging the Speaker of the House John Boehner to kill a Senate immigration bill. american politics seem a bit weird
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This prank war is amazing/anguish-inducing. http://www.collegehumor.com/prankwar Starting with the 4th part (skeeter bombs).
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Friendly Tumour posted:american politics seem a bit weird You have NO idea.
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Friendly Tumour posted:american politics seem a bit weird If you realize it all boils down to money and religious extremism, it makes complete sense.
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I wonder how long that last guy remained face down. Also, I didn't realize until now that youtube would auto attempt close caption when you click it if a real one wasn't available, I was having a hard time making out the guys mumbling things, the auto-captions while funny, didn't really help.
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:PUA poo poo-wallop probably gonna be banned from entering UK: I don't have much schadenfreude in what's supposed to be a liberal democracy blocking a guy from entering for no better reason than that he says dickheaded things. Marc Randazza, the lawyer who's defending 8chan against this dickhead's legal threats, said it: quote:As objectionable as I find Mr. Blanc, I find no justification to deny a guy entry to your country, because you’re afraid that he will speak bad words. Blanc's "legal counsel," such as it is, sent 8chan a demand letter full of baseless legal threats, probably written in crayon. Randazza, who generally writes awesomely entertaining letters to lawyers who don't actually know what they're doing, outdoes himself with this one: quote:Lets go back to page one. Your client is the guy who seems to advocate sexual assault against random women, on the basis that he’s Caucasian, and they’re not. Neither Mike, nor I, are in any danger of winning the “Male Feminist of the Year Award.” But
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Phanatic posted:I don't have much schadenfreude in what's supposed to be a liberal democracy blocking a guy from entering for no better reason than that he says dickheaded things. Marc Randazza, the lawyer who's defending 8chan against this dickhead's legal threats, said it: Ah yes, as Voltaire famously said, "I do not agree with what you say in your sexual assault seminars, but I will defend to the death your right to give would-be rapists step-by-step instructions on picking out victims, isolating them, and proceeding to initiate unwanted sexual contact."
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Phanatic posted:I don't have much schadenfreude in what's supposed to be a liberal democracy blocking a guy from entering for no better reason than that he says dickheaded things. And this is where Marc Randazza is wrong in this case. Julien Blanc doesn't just say bad thing, he instructs on how to and encourages other people to commit sexual assaults. We have the duty to protect our citizens from this kind of thing. It's as simple as that, he's essentially inciting others to commit a crime which is illegal in the UK.
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Nov 21, 2014 17:08
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Other people banned from entering the UK include american talk show host Michael Savage
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Also Martha Stewart.
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Phanatic posted:Also Martha Stewart. Convicted felon Martha Stewart, the US has the same policy of denying people with records into the country. Getting pinged for weed possession here can mean you're never allowed into the US. Nigella Lawson was denied entry to the US for having admitted taking cocaine, no conviction just saying she had was enough to be denied entry. Savage was banned for the same reason as Julien Blanc. Aramoro has a new favorite as of 17:36 on Nov 21, 2014 |
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Aramoro posted:And this is where Marc Randazza is wrong in this case. Julien Blanc doesn't just say bad thing, he instructs on how to and encourages other people to commit sexual assaults. We have the duty to protect our citizens from this kind of thing. It's as simple as that, he's essentially inciting others to commit a crime which is illegal in the UK. This is getting into D&D territory but I disagree and it sounds like you're advocating prosecuting thoughtcrimes. Randazza's right; Blanc's a loving scumbag but the crimes that should be prosecuted are the actual sexual assaults, not the protips on how to commit them. Similarly, posting instructions for building a bomb on the internet isn't a crime while building a bomb and using it kill people is. Posting racist, violent garbage isn't a crime, dragging a black child behind your truck is. Under the Brandenburg v. Ohio test, it'd be difficult to conclude that Blanc's speech is inciting imminent lawless action. The penalty for stupid/gross speech shouldn't be censorship, it should be the marketplace of ideas pointing out, mocking, and shaming the gross speech. The UK is a sovereign nation and can do whatever they want but this kind of action (as well as their bad defamation laws) call their supposed free speech into question.
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Yeah, they denied him a visa because they felt there was an actual risk that his seminars could lead to sexual crimes being committed in the UK.
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Lawen posted:This is getting into D&D territory but I disagree and it sounds like you're advocating prosecuting thoughtcrimes. Randazza's right; Blanc's a loving scumbag but the crimes that should be prosecuted are the actual sexual assaults, not the protips on how to commit them. Similarly, posting instructions for building a bomb on the internet isn't a crime while building a bomb and using it kill people is. Posting racist, violent garbage isn't a crime, dragging a black child behind your truck is. Under the Brandenburg v. Ohio test, it'd be difficult to conclude that Blanc's speech is inciting imminent lawless action. Giving out protips on how to commit crimes is illegal in the UK, as I think it is in the US. He was intending to come to the UK to commit a crime. I can't quite get my head around your idea that we should not attempt to prevent more rapes. Prosecuting rapists is all well and good but if no one gets raped in the first place then that's way way better. This is not a freedom of speech issue and should not be conflated with them, this is a crime prevention issue.
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