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Blacknose
Jul 28, 2006

Meet frustration face to face
A point of view creates more waves
So lose some sleep and say you tried

Lawen posted:

This is getting into D&D territory but I disagree and it sounds like you're advocating prosecuting thoughtcrimes. Randazza's right; Blanc's a loving scumbag but the crimes that should be prosecuted are the actual sexual assaults, not the protips on how to commit them. Similarly, posting instructions for building a bomb on the internet isn't a crime while building a bomb and using it kill people is. Posting racist, violent garbage isn't a crime, dragging a black child behind your truck is. Under the Brandenburg v. Ohio test, it'd be difficult to conclude that Blanc's speech is inciting imminent lawless action.

The penalty for stupid/gross speech shouldn't be censorship, it should be the marketplace of ideas pointing out, mocking, and shaming the gross speech. The UK is a sovereign nation and can do whatever they want but this kind of action (as well as their bad defamation laws) call their supposed free speech into question.

stop negging my country mate, we don't want rapists

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Blacknose posted:

stop negging my country mate, we don't want rapists

It's not like we have a shortage of them already, that we need to import more.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
let's not rape

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Can someone explain why this guy isn't being allowed into the UK? I feel like the previous 10 posts explaining it just weren't enough.

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION
:pedophiles:

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

kazil posted:

Can someone explain why this guy isn't being allowed into the UK? I feel like the previous 10 posts explaining it just weren't enough.

RAPE BAD

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

kazil posted:

Can someone explain why this guy isn't being allowed into the UK? I feel like the previous 10 posts explaining it just weren't enough.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1411/17/nday.04.html

Dude can't even own up to his poo poo, the entire interview is just him screaming IT WAS A JOKE.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

kazil posted:

Can someone explain why this guy isn't being allowed into the UK? I feel like the previous 10 posts explaining it just weren't enough.

It's because non-con's not cool dude, non-con's not cool.

(linked because text on image omg) http://i.imgur.com/ompQK5n.jpg

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.

Friendly Tumour posted:

let's not rape

well that's just your opinion, man

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

It's because non-con's not cool dude, non-con's not cool.

(linked because text on image omg) http://i.imgur.com/ompQK5n.jpg

Wow. Just...wow.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

It's because non-con's not cool dude, non-con's not cool.

(linked because text on image omg) http://i.imgur.com/ompQK5n.jpg

Pure class.

There is also video of him shoving girl's faces into his crotch and borderline choking a few women too.

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

White Dog Eggs posted:

Pure class.

There is also video of him shoving girl's faces into his crotch and borderline choking a few women too.

But it's all a joke, you see. You just don't get it.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1411/17/nday.04.html

Dude can't even own up to his poo poo, the entire interview is just him screaming IT WAS A JOKE.

The loving Article posted:

CUOMO posted:

This is an abuse hotline, a woman's protection palette where you are supposed to see different signs of things done to you that you should be careful about as a woman. You used it into an empowerment model for some, you know, pathetic man group, right.
...

CUOMO posted:

How could they be taken out of context? Give me a view of choke a woman?

BLANC posted:

You can make anything look bad in a picture.

:smithicide:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Pretty much every one in the UK is totally behind not allowing fuckwits like this guy a visa. Now lets get back too watching people setting themselves on fire.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006




















Volume posted:

The best part about this thread is that the Schadenfreude comes right from this thread. Like dumbfucks who don't know what they're talking about getting up and showing every one how stupid they are.


That Schadenfreude made my day. :allears:

I am now the schadenfreude for being mad that I did not get the schadenfreude I wanted. :negative:

Though the fact that the third kid got hit in the balls by the falling kid's head was pretty awesome. Also, suck it you inferior-schadenfreude-loving fucker.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1411/17/nday.04.html

Dude can't even own up to his poo poo, the entire interview is just him screaming IT WAS A JOKE.

I know it's a rush transcript with errors, but I really hope this part is accurate:

ALISYN CAMEROTA, CNN ANCHOR posted:

Chris, I cannot wait for that discussion when Michaela and I get to weigh in on what his videos have purported to teach men because he sounds like a total tool.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

So that's how you do firewalking, I've been doing it wrong all the time

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1411/17/nday.04.html

Dude can't even own up to his poo poo, the entire interview is just him screaming IT WAS A JOKE.

That was fantastic. This is the only thing I could think of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97zJxKEqAk

Cmdr Tomalak
Aug 13, 2007

How long shall we stare at each other across the Neutral Zone?

Nitrox posted:

Ylvis is adorable, even when they gently caress with random people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivxi_GvUx1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=briU9D0WCZY

I love Ylvis more than words can express. (They're kinda...okay exactly...the reason I'm in Oslo at the moment. Shhh.)

How about some schadenfreude on the bros themselves? You'd think they'd know that putting themselves in a truck driving around in circles/storage container being shaken to pieces while trying to perform various tasks isn't going to end well:

Camping!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF4QShDjP7I

Changing a lightbulb/repairing an iMac! (bonus schadenfreude is Vegard getting obviously motionsick at the end)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj-Zy7bZWxc

Making Eggnog!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72Sdk7Hg6w

Pretty much everything they do is schadenfreude-y in one way or another...

Lawen
Aug 7, 2000

Tourettes Karaoke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WKCtm14VVs

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


I checked out that guy's website. It appears that singing is one way for him to help deal with his tics. He's had a rather difficult life so far. Now I feel kinda sorry for him. It must be hard, living like that.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Could be worse. Think what a tragedy it would be if he was actually a good singer.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Great post, Say Nothing!


Wait... what?










Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Say Nothing posted:

Great post, Say Nothing!


Wait... what?





RIP Smash Mouth and or Gay Fiero

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Fire melon and shovel head brought back memories. Here are more from the same time period, pre-youtube. I think I got these from Stile Project originally and I'm sure I still have them on a hard drive somewhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF0n5mw3IT4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81ymaEAuNw

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

The top comment:

quote:


The lyrics, if you want to sing along:

TITS, TITS, TITS, TITS, TITS, TITS, TITS...rear end. rear end!
If I had to live my life without gently caress OFF, gently caress OFF you near me

Cmdr Tomalak posted:

I love Ylvis more than words can express. (They're kinda...okay exactly...the reason I'm in Oslo at the moment. Shhh.)

How about some schadenfreude on the bros themselves? You'd think they'd know that putting themselves in a truck driving around in circles/storage container being shaken to pieces while trying to perform various tasks isn't going to end well:

Pretty much everything they do is schadenfreude-y in one way or another...
I'm pretty sure when comedians are doing what they do best is the opposite of schadenfreude

Nitrox has a new favorite as of 01:34 on Nov 22, 2014

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

On the subject of memories, here's the first video I ever downloaded off the internet, back in the early 90s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjPxDOEdsX8

This is a picnic for a bunch of guys in the Purdue engineering department. The guy with the bucket of liquid oxygen was the facilities manager. My wife knew a lot of these guys from her time there getting a Master's degree.

It took a couple days to download in pieces with a 28.8k baud modem.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Is this an outtake from The Shining?

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004


He should cover this.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Great post, Say Nothing!


Wait... what?
Had this exact thought, word for word, halfway through the post.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

quote:


There's just something about this one.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




WarpedNaba posted:

There's just something about this one.

How the skis fly backwards like they're on a pulley system?

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

RareAcumen posted:

How the skis fly backwards like they're on a pulley system?

They bounced off the rail. Skis are pretty flexible and springy and the latches to the boots are usually designed and configured to come off easily.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

He got the apple off the mannequin, mission = accomplished. :colbert:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

You know, with a little practice and some dry ice, this would be a pretty great way to exit the stage at the end of their set.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




ryde posted:

They bounced off the rail. Skis are pretty flexible and springy and the latches to the boots are usually designed and configured to come off easily.

I wasn't saying that it was fake.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

WarpedNaba posted:

There's just something about this one.

It's like if you asked a bunch of ultra-efficient engineers to build a comic crash gif. He hits the rail at exactly the right angle to just sail along it and then plonk into the snow on the far end, and the skis do their little hop- it's beautiful.

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


I made a reversed gif of this a while back and it was like the jauntiest devil summoning you ever did see.

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