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Good OP, OP.

euroboy posted:

He's a top, top lad and player.

After his first great season he became a bit poo poo tbh.

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ephex
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#pepout

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Reset Smith posted:

I really hope Dortmund hold on for the win, I'm sick of Buyern winning everything.

:ironicat:

ephex
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#thiagoout

ephex
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YES! NO!

ephex
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Haha

ephex
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:D

ephex
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I love football and this is the best possible match in football so this is an amazing event imo

ephex
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Guardiola Slapping The poo poo Outta Thiago

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Lol we need a goal let's bring on Dante wtf #guardiolaout

ephex
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Van Buyten and Boateng as CBs? Who could have predicted this outcome?

Maybe Pep should bring back Lell and Oddo for the ultimate defensive suckage.

Also Thiago... I love his chip passes but apart from that he's poo poo.

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Reset Smith posted:

As a Dortmund fan, I'm well aware this could be the only silverware we win this season, so I'm going to savor it.

I really loving hope you'll win the CL, bc we sure as gently caress won't win it again.

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Dunban posted:

This is a bad post all around.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nBNNQ1WLAQ

Haha this guy is amazing :D

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Can is a vit full of himself and also a bit poo poo, but take my opinions with a grain of salt since I thought Hummels sucked at Bayern (he still kinda does without Subotic) and really liked Sandro Wagner lol

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Dunban posted:

I think we all wish we could forget Sandro Wagner.

I admit I haven't been following the 2. Bundesliga that closely last year but I'm still puzzled that apparently Hertha want to extend his contract.

I remember Hermann Gerland talking about Wagner and he literally said that 'Sandro can't hit a barn door from five meters'.

ephex
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Never change, Werder :allears:

ephex
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Der Glubb is' a Depp :D

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Katana Gomai posted:

(Potential) Bundesliga plastics, I made a thing! It's a week until the season starts, so make your pick now!



*e: I'm whoring this out via Twitter as well, so I'd appreciate an RT if you like it. :shobon:

Lmao great stuff

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Baelish posted:

Well I'm glad that I know that now!

Why are they called Borussia/Prussia if they're from NW Germany?

Everything north of the Weißwurstäquator is Prussia imo.

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Dunban posted:

Well, so far this game is pretty much FirstCupRound.txt

Facts that were proven so far:

Rafinha is poo poo
Van Buyten is poo poo

Shaq owns
Müller owns

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that first goal was sweet necta, almost made me spill my Paulaner FC Bayern Fanbier.

ephex
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Oh my :allears:

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Would love Töni to score a screamer tbh

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One of the most entertaining opening matches I have ever seen.

Also still not sure about Kirchhoff as a 6.
Why no y Gustavo?

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Dunban posted:

Reminder that Frankfurt and Freiburg are representing Germany in the Europa League :shepicide:

It's the first matchday, let's give them a bit more time.

They are poo poo and will embarrass us.

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Reset Smith posted:

make that a HAT TRICK DEBUT in the Bundesliga for Aubameyang!
Lewandowski who?

Reminder that you are playing against renowned Bundesliga powerhouse FC Augsburg.

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Rycalawre posted:

Augsburg were definitely the better team at the beginning of the game but they're a bit worn out now. Don't have as good a doping team as Dortmund do obv.

I moved houses today and one of the dudes I hired had tickets for Augsburg vs Dortmund and he broke a lamp and ripped out a hinge in my wardrobe so I'm enjoying the idea of him in the stadium being all angry and annoyed at the moment.

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Dunban posted:

Dortmund vs Munich














1860 :haw:

Yeah, RIP

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I forot to put in my bonus answers at kicktipp, pls add them:

1. Dortmund
2. Hoffenheim, Braunschweig, Augsburg
3. Bayern
4. Bayern
5. Hamburg

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Katana Gomai posted:

Stefan Kießling is coming to my radio station tonight so I am a) going to stare at him like a teenager with a crush and b) ...?

... tell him you loved how he looked in that Germany kit































NOT hahaha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6hrdywl84A

:D

ephex
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:siren: TIPP YOU KICKS :siren:

ephex
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Hamburg and Schalke in a fierce competition of who gets a new manager first.

ephex
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Ah yes, Bundesliga on a tuesday at half past six, who doesn't like that :thumbsup:

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El Hefe posted:

Robben is bad, really bad.

Hmmm, I remember him scoring a great and totally legitimate goal against Barcelona, a team that lost 0-7, Pep Guardiola and Thiago to Bayern.

I think it's time to Kiss The Rings.

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Dunban posted:

Boateng in an interview a couple of weeks ago, talking about Dortmund:

"Ich gucke jedes Spiel, ich verfolge, ich gratuliere, ich bin mit Klopp immer noch in Kontakt. Es ist seit dieser Zeit mein Lieblingsverein."

:newlol:

C. R. E. A. M.

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Dunban posted:

Aaaand Stuttgart sold Tasci to Spartak Moscow, for some reason.

Reminder that everybody lauded Tasci as the perfect modern defender and the future of German football and then he somehow stayed average and now he went to loving Russia, RIPs

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Aaaand Frankfurt rolling over for Dortmund :thumbsup:

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Reset Smith posted:

Come on Dortmund step it up! We were lucky not to concede with that sloppy defense

:iamafag:

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