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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



The Freeneys are back, gently caress the Dan Marino Division :mad:

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I'm not listed and Wisconsin Cows are listed twice :(

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



It's cool, my first round picks are traditionally on IR by week 3 anyway.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Yeah I am perfectly happy around pick 10. I was pick #1 once, having your 2nd rounder be the 40th player off the board is rough.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



That's the best part of this league. Kirk Cousins will be a serious draft pick.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



This is the ace up my sleeve when in fantasy league conversations. Oh you won your 8 team league? That's great, well I'm above average in a 20 team league :smugdog:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Your team will be the winner when their recruiting violations catch up to them and the win is vacated.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



commish posted:

All according to plan.

Welp.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Did you try to explain to any of the locals that an offensive hold in the endzone is a safety?

(Seriously, that Vandy DE got his loving jersey pulled off and of course the SEC refs didn't call it)

Also PHILLIP RIVERRSSSSSSSSSSS

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I'd win more championships if PoM wasn't constantly holding me down. A problem I plan to solve this weekend.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Philip Rivers is going all philip rivers :(

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



A veritable cornucopia of players who will not play a snap are available to you!

That's why I love this league though. I am sitting here with Drew Stanton as my backup QB and hoping that Carson Palmer gets hurt by week 8.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Ok down an estimated 75 points or so. I need Philip Rivers to go more Philip Rivers than ever before.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Well what else do you expect a Vanderbilt fan to cling to?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Stevie Lee posted:

So do I start the Colts D this week, or bench them to avoid negative points?

Bench them as hard as you can bench something. And I'm a Colts fan.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Silly Burrito posted:

FYI: Braksgirl and I are driving on a trip to the land of Mickey along with the wee Burritettes.. And naturally we start talking about our fantasy football teams. You ought to have heard the pride in her voice as she talked about "beating the pants off of Jetsguy. Pants just disintegrated"

drat near brought a tear of happiness to my eye. She's learned so much in such a short period of time.

Beat the PANTS off you Jetsguy.

PANTS

It's all fun now, but you've created a monster that will come for you some day.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I literally fist pumped this morning when my claim on Kellen Clemens went through. Can't wait for the 2 points he's going to get against the Seahawks.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Despite Jetsguy's cunning strategy of not adjusting his lineup and starting two players on bye, he is going to lose when Kellen Clemens blows up on MNF.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



JetsGuy posted:

Didn't start a WR or TE, still won by almost 40.

Dan Marino etc.

:argh: You are lucky that Brian Schottenheimer doesn't know what to do with an elite QB.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Ugh, I got Big Ben'd

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Stevie Lee posted:

Eltoasto's bench outscored my entire team yesterday.

also his starters more than doubled my starters' points. I still have Kap and Garcon, but still.

Yeah I was shocked by that, every single starter had 10+ points. I certainly know it won't happen again this season.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I am thankful for a league with IR slots, so that I can put my first round pick in them every goddamn year and pretend like they are still helping.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



OHHHHHH DAN MARINO

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Well not knocked out yet, but Marshall and the Bears D will need to have amazing games.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Shhhhh Dan Marino...Shhhhh

Sleep well big guy, enjoy the offseason.







































Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Championships are dumb, Namath4lyfe.

We spend too much time drinking and partying.

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Now I KNOW there will be one

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