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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

please tell me... is nichaols "the cage" cage in this game..

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Stux posted:

please tell me... is nichaols "the cage" cage in this game..

I think it's pretty obvious at this point that the protagonist was originally meant to be played by Nicolas Cage, but he was probably too busy at the time being Prolific Actor Nicolas Cage.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Part 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipoEUmlXkcA

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007


Attack dogs, giant rats, mine spills, monkeyballs; you name it. I can't tell you how to prepare for that world, brother, you're on your own.

BottledBacon
Sep 4, 2011

The same great taste with none of the chewing!
"Haha, that's great Phil that's why I love to work with you, so now where is the real edit of the scene? ...What? You left that in!?"

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Tuxedo Ted posted:


Attack dogs, giant rats, mine spills, monkeyballs; you name it. I can't tell you how to prepare for that world, brother, you're on your own.

He keeps glancing down at the script in his lap, then at the end he looks at the camera with an expression that says, "You're making me say what?"

slowbeef
Mar 15, 2005

Will Harvey hates you, and everything you stand for.
Pillbug

Tuxedo Ted posted:


Attack dogs, giant rats, mine spills, monkeyballs; you name it. I can't tell you how to prepare for that world, brother, you're on your own.

I tweeted this picture, sorry Tuxedo Ted. Let me know what social media platform of yours you would like the most followers and likes on and I'll make restitution.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

I don't use much social media, so don't sweat it.


Just make these for fun anyhow, use em how you wish everyone.

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
Got myself an avatar, and it only took 3 years! Thanks Tuxedo Ted!

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
Holy poo poo, that episode. Also, David Patrick Kelly! My god, the internet is full of stars!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Equeen posted:

Got myself an avatar, and it only took 3 years! Thanks Tuxedo Ted!

Virtually Laughing My Cyber rear end NanOff

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Lowtax when can I expect the skullspider cyclops web upgrade to the forums?

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
Make us play Super Monkey Ball before each post.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Neurion posted:

Lowtax when can I expect the skullspider cyclops web upgrade to the forums?
Like renaming PMs to WAC transmissions and fighting off mods through a trial by rail shooter?

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Lowtax posted:

Virtually Laughing My Cyber rear end NanOff

bring back open san

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
PARTE FOURE: Let's hack into our girlfriend's brain and destroy her red blood cells with laser cannons!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD4Wv20RYhc

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
This just keeps getting better and better.

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
Part 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5F7M01h614

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
HAhaha! Teenage pro-gamer Walken!

sulphagne
Mar 30, 2011

The Council, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Here are a couple of avatars for all you radical webrunners out in c-space:

Kangra
May 7, 2012

I just read The Last Policeman, and it feels like this takes place in the same universe. An asteroid is going to destroy all life on Earth in less than a year, and almost everyone has either killed themselves or just left their jobs to do whatever. The few that do remain are largely unqualified, and tend to not really care as the world's falling apart anyway.

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
Part 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY592En-Mlw
Part 7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ5Q2VxXHPY

More awesome puzzles, with a dash of talking monkeys!

Admiral H. Curtiss
May 11, 2010

I think there are a bunch of people who can create trailing images. I know some who could do this as if they were just going out for a stroll.
That loving PC chip puzzle might be the worst puzzle I've ever seen in a video game.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe
It reminds of that transmitter puzzle in Space Quest 6 except far more annoying and worst designed.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Equeen posted:

Part 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY592En-Mlw
Part 7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ5Q2VxXHPY

More awesome puzzles, with a dash of talking monkeys!

Soap has the most wonderful expressions

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
Yeah that chip puzzle was utter bullshit.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Someone please make an autotune rap with the lines from this. Bacon / baseball bat and weep about sheep are pro lyrics.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Oh poo poo someone got ripped. And he didn't even have a gym membership.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Improbable Lobster posted:

Soap has the most wonderful expressions

I hope Soap is the ripper. He's just done with everyone's poo poo. And no one ever suspects the cripple.

Kangra
May 7, 2012

Can't be Soap. If he was going to kill someone, he'd use dynomite.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I don't know, we already have evidence of Soap murdering the fourth wall

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Follow the trail of monkey balls.

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.

Kangra posted:

Can't be Soap. If he was going to kill someone, he'd use dynomite.

Speaking of, I'm waiting for the script to lazily call on Soap to say that exact word, and him to do it, with an outward flourish, but an inward sense of despair. I figure the expression would look something like this:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Danger-Pumpkin posted:

Speaking of, I'm waiting for the script to lazily call on Soap to say that exact word, and him to do it, with an outward flourish, but an inward sense of despair. I figure the expression would look something like this:



"Cyberspace is gonna blow up!"
"Blow up like how?"
"..."
"C'mon Soap, blow up like what, what do you mean?"
"Like dynamite."
"YOU MEAN DYNOMIIIIITE?"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




King Vidiot posted:

"Cyberspace is gonna blow up!"
"Blow up like how?"
"..."
"C'mon Soap, blow up like what, what do you mean?"
"Like dynamite."
"YOU MEAN DYNOMIIIIITE?"



I wonder how many youngsters have no loving idea what we're going on about now. Or is Good Times one of those shows that is in endless reruns on American cable channels?

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

I only know DYNOMITE because the LarryBoy theme song references it.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Angela Christine posted:

I wonder how many youngsters have no loving idea what we're going on about now. Or is Good Times one of those shows that is in endless reruns on American cable channels?

I've never seen an episode of Good Times myself, but Dyn-o-MITE has nevertheless wormed its way into my consciousness.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Angela Christine posted:

I wonder how many youngsters have no loving idea what we're going on about now. Or is Good Times one of those shows that is in endless reruns on American cable channels?

I just don't watch TV. Like, I only just watched Firefly last week.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

I just don't watch TV. Like, I only just watched Firefly last week.

Why'd you break an 11 year winning streak?

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Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

"It's me, open up!"


Don't mind me, folks. I'm just a kid on the cutting edge, having fun... on Christmas.

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