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Dusseldorf posted:I mean normally a title wouldn't sell me on a game but the idea of living the glamor of the traffic in Miami. I love traffic!
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I happen to have possession of a copy of THE worst PC game ever created. Without exceptions. Unfortunately, it's also a DOS game from 1995 and 3/4 of its composition is text. Regardless, I now badly want to see Lowtax tackle it for some reason. If only I had a wish granting genie...
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Jul 26, 2013 20:22
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If you're every lacking quality games, I suggest looking into Davilex's catalog. I have very fond memories of Knight Rider and Miami Vice.
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Jul 26, 2013 20:25
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I feel like it was unfair to Mike Nelson to put him straight into the second sequel without any background to understand the nuances of Miami.
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So why did that Mike fellow take the place of Shmorky? Shmorky is much more fun.
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Kanthulhu posted:So why did that Mike fellow take the place of Shmorky? I'd say Mike Nelson is better equipped to deal with horrible garbage. Not to mention Shmorky is probably living on the streets after the last few games. TexMexFoodbaby fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jul 26, 2013 |
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Jul 26, 2013 20:34
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Mike Nelson killed Shmorky so he could get in on this LP racket. Expect to see Rifftrax to replace the Flash Tub now.
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Kanthulhu posted:So why did that Mike fellow take the place of Shmorky? Lowtax and Shmorky have the best chemistry and comedic timing... please let this not be the death of Lowtax & Shmorky: LP Budz
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Jul 26, 2013 20:38
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Don't worry about Shmorky. Since Mike replaced him, Shmorky's been busy producing a high concept comedic variety show for HBO called "The TV Wheel."
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Do not even ask posted:Mike Nelson killed Shmorky so he could get in on this LP racket. Expect to see Rifftrax to replace the Flash Tub now. I'm fairly sure Dontrel The Dolphin finally killed Shmorky in a heated battle for kores.
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Jul 26, 2013 20:43
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Of course you can always play some of Steam's worst of the worst, like Bad Rats or Infested.
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Jul 26, 2013 20:59
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"Well, uh, could you tell me why I'm currently stuck inside your grandchild?" What a beautiful turn of phrase.
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Jul 26, 2013 21:10
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Kanthulhu posted:So why did that Mike fellow take the place of Shmorky?
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Smash Mouth cry the fears.
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I enjoyed Mr. Nelson's guest stint and I for one would be happy if he was around for occasional future appearances! 
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Lowtax posted:I, unfortunately, had to cut out a lot of hilarious parts, like the hotel that had a tree growing out of its walls (???), and an offramp at a 45 degree angle that went nowhere. I've watched like five hours of Cry of Fear, and you had to cut out actual funny parts? Something fishy about this  This is because you hate us isn't it?
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killhamster posted:I've watched like five hours of Cry of Fear, and you had to cut out actual funny parts? Something fishy about this
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Jul 27, 2013 00:06
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Stick it to the man and make your own video website. You can call it Everything Awful Dot Com.
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Jul 27, 2013 00:10
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Is that why Doom House was so short? *EDIT* Doom Hose
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Lowtax posted:I've got an infamous Youtube copyright strike against me, limiting my videos to 15 minutes in length, because I uploaded an obscure horror film that's out of print and unavailable (Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence) Did you appeal it? Youtube flags copyright violations for stupid things. If the movie is out of print, I would guess that they don't have much of a case.
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Dante Logos posted:Did you appeal it? Youtube flags copyright violations for stupid things. If the movie is out of print, I would guess that they don't have much of a case.
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I know you're mostly doing 3D games but you should try this: http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/219879-the-kings-bounty
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Jul 27, 2013 00:57
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Watch Out Smarmy posted:I know you're mostly doing 3D games but you should try this:
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Watch Out Smarmy posted:I know you're mostly doing 3D games but you should try this: Game Description posted:Game description: The King has a Bounty and you are required to locate its whereabouts. Basically Final Fantasy IV but better. Big claim, and the art work is amazing. I second playing this game!
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Jul 27, 2013 01:00
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Lowtax posted:Hahahaha who uploaded that? I did. Do you want the login for the account?
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Doublepost
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Jul 27, 2013 01:01
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I've never had the urge to download any of these, but can't shake the feeling that  Miami Traffic 3 requires further personal research.Also, that's unfortunate news about Zombie '90. I totally forgot to watch it while it was up.
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Jul 27, 2013 01:03
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This comment had me rolling.quote:use actual images from the game, please.
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Take a look at Christian games, even the big budget ones like Catechumen, which supposedly cost over 800k to make, have you smiting Romans with gatling gun boradswords and playing Amazing Grace in order to open the gate to hell. I cannot imagine what these freeware dump ones would be like.
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Wadjamaloo posted:Take a look at Christian games, even the big budget ones like Catechumen, which supposedly cost over 800k to make, have you smiting Romans with gatling gun boradswords and playing Amazing Grace in order to open the gate to hell. I cannot imagine what these freeware dump ones would be like. I think someone on SA LPed the Left Behind series already, but holy poo poo they're bad. You make people born again by having God pour loving salt on them until they turn into a white dude in a flannel shirt.
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Catechumen was actually just played not too long ago for the Summer Games Done Quick charity stream. The game is coded so badly that on a relatively fast computer everything in the game runs faster than it's supposed to. The character dashes around like a crack addict and their jumps are just a tiny hop in the air. Also, converting Romans by shooting them with sword lasers.
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http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/68631-fear-house I think this one is absolutely perfect. EDIT: I retract, this seems pretty intentional. http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/216678-spoooky This, on the other hand.. mwells_cubed fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jul 27, 2013 |
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Bovineicide posted:I think someone on SA LPed the Left Behind series already, but holy poo poo they're bad. You make people born again by having God pour loving salt on them until they turn into a white dude in a flannel shirt. Anyone have a link to an LP of it? I kinda wanna see it.
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:Catechumen was actually just played not too long ago for the Summer Games Done Quick charity stream. The game is coded so badly that on a relatively fast computer everything in the game runs faster than it's supposed to. The character dashes around like a crack addict and their jumps are just a tiny hop in the air. Also, converting Romans by shooting them with sword lasers.
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Watch Out Smarmy posted:I know you're mostly doing 3D games but you should try this: The 3rd picture is a screenshot of Ultima V. 
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Lowtax posted:Shmorky hasn't been replaced, I just thought it would be fun to do one with Mike! Also Shmorky was busy working on Gaming Guyz 25th episode special at the time. Look dude, if I am not looking directly at Shmorky, it's only natural to assume he's dead and replaced and forgotten.
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Mike seem so delighted by the awfulness of this game. It's a nice palate cleanser given Shmorky's... whatever you can call his reaction.
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Genocyber posted:The 3rd picture is a screenshot of Ultima V.
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Watch Out Smarmy posted:If anyone hasn't realized yet this is a game Lowtax made circa 2011 or something and it certainly has its charms. Lucky Charms taste the rainbow. I suggest you give it a play.
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Lowtax posted:Yes, somehow it was overlooked during all the indie game awards.
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