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vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

Smeef posted:

Poor Eric Wynalda

Cold hearted man.

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80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!
Eric Wynalda is actually a bigger fuckbag than John Terry so it is always warranted to make fun of him

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Rep. of Ireland are playing a pointless friendly against Turkey in a few hours. I hope the mental Turkish fans don't set fire to our nice, new stadium (which looks like a toilet bowl). :ohdear:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
How do you set fire to a toilet bowl?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Pissflaps posted:

How do you set fire to a toilet bowl?

Very carefully

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Pissflaps posted:

How do you set fire to a toilet bowl?

Put enough Caesium in it and it should do the trick.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Fag Boy Jim posted:

I reckon that USA will get a result against Portugal, and who's to say what happens after that? The sky is the limit.

I reckon that the MLS all-stars will not beat the brave Portuguese.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

irlZaphod posted:

Rep. of Ireland are playing a pointless friendly against Turkey in a few hours. I hope the mental Turkish fans don't set fire to our nice, new stadium (which looks like a toilet bowl). :ohdear:

Are they not buying up the houses to build up the glass side eventually?

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Jose will be happy to see that Rob Elliot's in goal for Ireland

Total Meatlove posted:

Are they not buying up the houses to build up the glass side eventually?
I don't think so, but maybe eventually...

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

irlZaphod posted:

Rep. of Ireland are playing a pointless friendly against Turkey in a few hours. I hope the mental Turkish fans don't set fire to our nice, new stadium (which looks like a toilet bowl). :ohdear:

I'm going to the US Turkey game soon. Report back to me on the Turkish fans behavior.

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
He's already dead mate.

blueyedevil
Apr 17, 2014

Tongues posted:

He's already dead mate.

Midnight Express II: Upper 90

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Llanito speaking Gibraltar are about to get a tie against Estonia in Tallinn. Super exciting stuff.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Belgium - Luxembourg is starting right about now, join us in the Belge World Cup thread for the #banterzone

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I haven't noticed a Spain thread so I'll post this here, apparently Spain have not conceded a single goal in knock out matches in major tournaments from Euro 2008 onwards. Thats really impressive

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Jose posted:

I haven't noticed a Spain thread so I'll post this here, apparently Spain have not conceded a single goal in knock out matches in major tournaments from Euro 2008 onwards. Thats really impressive

Does Confederation Cup not count as a major tournament?

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Sandwolf posted:

Does Confederation Cup not count as a major tournament?

no, get out

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sandwolf posted:

Does Confederation Cup not count as a major tournament?

lol

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Sandwolf posted:

Does Confederation Cup not count as a major tournament?
Do you get a trophy for this?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Confederations Cup is a very prestigious tournament only belittled by jealous Brits who know are never going to win it.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Sandwolf posted:

Does Confederation Cup not count as a major tournament?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

tetsman posted:

Llanito speaking Gibraltar are about to get a tie against Estonia in Tallinn. Super exciting stuff.

i wish i had watched this instead of the belgium game, is it still on or are they all done being poo poo

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Bogan Krkic posted:

i wish i had watched this instead of the belgium game, is it still on or are they all done being poo poo

its over already, 1-1, real garbage

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

tetsman posted:

its over already, 1-1, real garbage

i hope that gibraltar qualify for the world cup one day and have to play against spain and then get thrashed ftw

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

saving this for when england is dumped out of their group by Costa Rica

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

El Hefe posted:

Confederations Cup is a very prestigious tournament only belittled by jealous Brits who know are never going to win it.
If that was the case, they'd belittle every tournament. :confused:

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

Bogan Krkic posted:

i hope that gibraltar qualify for the world cup one day and have to play against spain and then get thrashed ftw

Pretty appalling the lack of respect for our colonies and the wishes of the BNP savages that inhabit them itf

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Sandwolf posted:

Does Confederation Cup not count as a major tournament?

Lol.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

irlZaphod posted:

If that was the case, they'd belittle every tournament. :confused:

Reminder that they did in fact belittle the World Cup in its early years.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Who should feature in our list of the World Cup's top 100 footballers?

http://gu.com/p/3pgmz


Jozy.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


Denmark - Sweden in a hour, ftw??? Apparently both teams will field the strongest XI


Sweden XI already out it seems
Kristoffer Nordfeldt - Mikael Lustig, Andreas Granqvist, Mikael Antonsson, Pierre Bengtsson - Sebastian Larsson, Pontus Wernbloom, Kim Källström - Johan Elmander, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Marcus Berg.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Hegay posted:

Denmark - Sweden in a hour, ftw??? Apparently both teams will field the strongest XI


Sweden XI already out it seems
Kristoffer Nordfeldt - Mikael Lustig, Andreas Granqvist, Mikael Antonsson, Pierre Bengtsson - Sebastian Larsson, Pontus Wernbloom, Kim Källström - Johan Elmander, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Marcus Berg.

what are the odds denmark can beat Ibra+fgts?

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Imagine being a country where your 'strongest XI' includes Andreas Granqvist.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

tetsman posted:

what are the odds denmark can beat Ibra+fgts?

We almost always win against Sweden

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Danish XI

Schmeichel - Jacobsen, Kjær, Agger, Ahlmann - William Kvist, Pierre Emil Højbjerg, Christian Erisken - Schöne, Braithwaite, Krohn-Delhi


Debut to Højbjerg

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Hegay posted:

We almost always win against Sweden

Particularly since this is the 125th anniversary of the Danish FA.
For the 100th, we clobbered Sweden 5-0 iirc.

I wonder how many of the people playing today had even been born then...

e: 6-0 :v:

jeebus bob fucked around with this message at 19:52 on May 28, 2014

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Eriksen must be sick of being the best player on his teams.

He should go somewhere like Swansea where he'd be an average squad player.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Hegay posted:

Danish XI

Schmeichel - Jacobsen, Kjær, Agger, Ahlmann - William Kvist, Pierre Emil Højbjerg, Christian Erisken - Schöne, Braithwaite, Krohn-Delhi


Debut to Højbjerg

Nice, I hope he does well.

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Dunban posted:

Nice, I hope he does well.

he does

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