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Great Beer posted:Ticket: Users lotus notes is locked up due to a large attachment. Then again we're still using BlackBerry, so I'm not one to talk.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2014 21:03 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:20 |
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sfwarlock, I assume you installed the original servers with proper licenses. It might be a good idea to dig up any paperwork you have that can prove that they were in compliance when you left, or at least that anything that wasn't in compliance wasn't your fault. Apart from that, no money in the world is worth the hassle of dealing with a customer who thinks his nephew can run business IT just because he plays CoD all day. edit: Slow post.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 20:38 |
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go3 posted:There's really no amount of money in the world worth the hassle of dealing with clients who dumped you
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 22:38 |
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QuiteEasilyDone posted:Apparently one of the office managers in a client we service decided that the server room needed dusting... and removed these blinking drawers in the front of one of these sliding computer box things so that they could be dusted. Too bad that people are calling her saying the server for which her entire business is based on is down... and that something called a Raid Array was broken. Gosh computers are hard. Suffice to say that cleaning company found their contract terminated very quickly.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2014 16:14 |
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Personal printers are the scourge of any IT environment. We have a strong policy against personal printers here and it mostly works, but there are still a few C-people who think they are above the rules and can pull enough important strings to get it anyway. At least when we're forced to buy personal printers we buy them network capable printers so we can remote manage them. gently caress USB printers forever.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 10:01 |
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tehloki posted:Everybody here who has a personal printer is either a VP or needs it for legitimate reasons (printing cheques, printing off HR records, banking stuff, etc). It's very frustrating because all these people do so much drat printing that it seems like the better solution would be for them to have the giant xerox outside their office door. The real reason people want personal printers is because they're too lazy to move their rear end out of their chair to walk ten feet over to the department printer.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 10:12 |
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Yeah we gave up on secure printing using PINs/log ins. Although I can't really blame the users for hating it because HP's UI for it is terrible both on the client and printer side. Pull printing using RFID badges is much nicer because the users don't have to do anything on the computer, and "put badge on pad" is something even the most thick-headed marketing manager can understand.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 16:37 |
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Roargasm posted:"But I want my print job to be done and waiting for me by the time I get to the printer. Authenticated printing wastes too much of my time."
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 16:42 |
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Sickening posted:Docking stations blow and laptops still aren't as powerfull for the $$.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 17:04 |
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stubblyhead posted:Seriously? I'm probably dating myself horribly here, but I clearly remember even in first grade (6-7 y.o.) being unattended in class for short periods if the teacher needed to take a poo poo or have a smoke or whatever it was grownups did back in the 80s. I guess they don't do that anymore huh?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 18:09 |
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25k full time isn't a salary, it's an insult. It's basically the company telling you to gently caress off.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 17:18 |
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Halo Serious answer: What's your use case? Just inter-office conferencing or external parties too?
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 21:45 |
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Galler posted:Possibly even terribad but will the DBMS even allow that? You should always quote your names anyway. Doesn't make naming a column "where" any less stupid though. Just name it "location" instead.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 22:33 |
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Reply that they can use Alt-032 to enter a space and close the ticket.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 15:36 |
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MJP posted:Good times!
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 17:34 |
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GreenNight posted:I'll swap a hard drive but I'll be god damned if I'm swapping a motherboard or a screen. Who has time for that.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 18:02 |
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Megaman posted:That's THE funniest joke I've heard in a LONG time. I've never heard of a single company that runs windows in any serious environment. Do you work for Tardco or IdiotiCorp? I work for one of the world's largest international banks, and with a handful of exceptions it's Windows Server of various flavours for everything back-end and Windows 7 on the desktops.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 11:04 |
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Knormal posted:It happened, I found the user with the worst mouse ever. They have another model that's more like a rolling pad which is pretty nice though, since it's pretty much a touchpad with haptic feedback.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 11:10 |
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ratbert90 posted:Are you serious?
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 23:02 |
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I wasn't trying to argue the merits of operating systems, sorry if it came off like that.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 01:04 |
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Ursine Asylum posted:I can always tell something's wrong pretty fast, though, because I don't have to rotate the USB cord one or more times for it to go in.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 21:56 |
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hihifellow posted:the other will fill the room with oxygen destroying gas Fun fact: It's not lack of oxygen that makes you breathe harder, it's excess of carbon dioxide in your lungs. So Inergen contains 8% carbon dioxide (the rest is 50/50 argon and nitrogen). This inclusion of CO2 is designed to trick your body into taking deeper breaths in case you get trapped in an Inergen-flooded room.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 01:10 |
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docbeard posted:The insistence in business on using it for goddamn everything (it's a database! It's a presentation tool! It's an ice-cream maker!) doesn't really help, either.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 20:27 |
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How I wish our backup volumes were only 500GB..
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 18:54 |
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I had a marketing manager (why is it always marketing?) a bunch of years ago who suggested that me and my coworker should come in on the Sunday of every week and "be proactive and make sure that no problems occur during the next week.".
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 19:56 |
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Use Windows Magnifier?
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 21:43 |
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Or just go into disk manager after you've installed and make sure the boot manager is on your system drive. If it's not you'll need to use BCDboot to copy it. http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dd744347(v=ws.10).aspx
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 08:56 |
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Personally I don't care if people waste their time watching sportsball when they should be working. I'm not their boss. If the bandwidth use becomes a noticable problem I might do something but until then it's a management problem, not IT.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 12:17 |
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Close ticket with comment "User uncooperative, will not assist in the future"
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 01:28 |
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Take picture of user, photoshop the middle finger template from AI on top of it, attach to ticket and close it.
Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Feb 8, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 01:30 |
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I hope everyone starts emails to him with "hi buddy" and ends them with "k? thanx bye"
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 13:13 |
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Re: Important Color Issue RE: Macbooks. Sod off. They're metal colored. Deal with it. Regards, IT.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 00:43 |
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Cojawfee posted:We have this big project that needs to spin up tomorrow. Here's the server we need. High priority.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 23:47 |
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waffle iron posted:I've only ever seen one phone system install that did the smart thing and used 7 to get an outside line.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 23:51 |
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waffle iron posted:Are you in the US? Because just about every phone system uses 9. Probably because 0 in the US system is a collect call.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 11:44 |
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11" macbook air is the only sub-13" laptop I know of that isn't a complete piece of crap, and even then it's really only good as a citrix client and web browser.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 21:10 |
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HalloKitty posted:To be fair, that was never considered HD until marketers came along. It was just a normal, far from exceptional resolution.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 02:02 |
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RFC2324 posted:I work with old Sun gear. e: And/or you discover that your CMOS battery is dead. Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Feb 18, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 10:38 |
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nitrogen posted:I've always said HP sucks as a hardware vendor, while all other vendors are far worse.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 14:38 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:20 |
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RFC2324 posted:You have obviously never rebooted one that had several hundred hardcoded mount points to NFS shares on servers that no longer exist, causing the the network stack to hang during boot.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 16:23 |