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A puppy came in... Again... I did the needful, and petted his squishy puppy face. I have also added a sign stating that "cute animals found leashed to my loving datacenter racks become property of the dev team supervisor". I got a new house and I’ve always wanted a dog. I am not sure what I should do to resolve the puppy in the datacenter issue.
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captkirk posted:A sacrifice left to appease the angry servers?
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IT puppy is currently sitting in my office for the second time, drinking some water and eating some leftover sandwich. This time whoever keeps leashing their dog in my datacenter is getting a talk from their supervisor. Yay my recent promotion. Or i might just steal the poo poo outta this dog, its adorable as gently caress. I like the idea of useing it to deliver bad news to end-users. EDIT: CS related dog names?
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Aug 20, 2013 18:36
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Packet it is. I rather like that name.TheFuzzyLumpkin posted:Also, that puppy is yours now, by right of dataroom guardianship. I do think this is how it should work yes. Also by right of letting him have some of my hogie.
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Aug 20, 2013 18:55
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Kyrosiris posted:I'm just disappointed that an attachment to the ticket hasn't come in (namely, pictures of Packet Unforutnatley, no camera's in my office  or else i would. Google golden retriver puppy, he looks like that but currently with some WaWa Lettuce on his nose. I have put a lost dog sign on my door, needful and whatnot
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Sab669 posted:I don't think I'd be too mad if some adorable golden retriever puppy came up to my cube with a sheet of paper around his neck that read, "YOU'RE FIRED" "Dear sir or madam, The Dev team would like to thank you for your kind suggestion, unfortunately we would like to sincerely ask that you 'get hosed' and never contact us again. Please accept Packet's squishy face parts, and direct all feedback to the head of the Fuzzy Cuteness department. --Mr. AcidRonin" In other news, my boss just came by and gave me a really confused look, I then told him “I found it in the datacenter” and he just shrugged and walked away.
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Aug 20, 2013 19:23
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Ursine Asylum posted:Better yet, train it to drop it in their inbox. Oh my sweet baby jesus this. He will be known as the harbinger of the 2nd floor's wrath. People will see my puppy enter the mailroom and tremble with fear. EDIT: boss came back and said all supervisory promotions come with a free puppy. This is of course sarcasm, any free puppy program would have been sequesterd by now, but i still chuckled.
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Okay, I've been jonesing for an update all night. Anything new on the puppy front? I was just catching up on the thread and saw this, Puppy as it turns out was someone's seeing-eye-dog in training. Apparently you get the puppy, and you're supposed to teach it to interact with people and part of that is when it's a little dog, you're supposed to get it used to behaving around poo poo tons of people, so you bring it to work/school whatever so it learns not to freak in crowds I suppose. He visits from time to time and its owner has been advised to please not leash him to the several million in taxpayer dollars in "That Big Air Conditioned Room With All The Blinky Blinky" However, he does stop buy my development department for the occasional piece of bacon from my sandwich. 
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