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tehloki posted:The last time somebody here got a legitimate concatenating-itself-onto-a-bunch-of-dlls virus combofix removed it completely but also broke his entire printing subsystem. I lost faith in combofix that day.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 21:34 |
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Galler posted:...
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2013 00:06 |
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Khisanth Magus posted:I believe he means a VM that isn't made with Microsoft's Virtual PC software.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2013 00:29 |
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fivre posted:Here, let me clarify: fivre, tehloki: Crowley's been posting in the previous megathread longer than you two have been members on this website. Shut up.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 22:19 |
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I just successfully P2V'd a server I've tried P2Ving for nearly 2 years. It would always fail with some different error; turns out one of the pieces of software on the machine were actively watching for the VMware Converter process and breaking it somehow. I'm not sure if this is the vendor saying they don't support VMs or what, but the support guy who has been working with me on it said he'd never seen the problem before, so we won't be losing any of our support agreements. At any rate, I feel extremely good about myself right now and I think it's time for a nap and then a beer when I wake up.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2013 11:42 |
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MF_James posted:my last option is to combofix... which I've been somewhat hesitant to do.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2013 22:45 |
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:A receptionist has to make a spreadsheet with a list of names on it. She wants the first letter capitalized, and the rest of the name lowercase. Like I've said 100 times in these threads, by trying to find some ridiculously complex and technical solution to a very simple human problem, you're only making things more difficult on yourself because you are validating her behaviour as acceptable. If they have a problem doing something as basic as pressing the Shift key, that is something that you need to bring up with their superior, and not something you should be spending ANY time on researching beyond that.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 18:45 |
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porktree posted:Is there simple program that as support you can use to capture the environment of a users desktop? Something that get's running processes, ram and cpu usage, and does some pinging and tracerouting, then emails the data back to you? I'm asking because we've got unmanaged winx machines owned by our sales reps, and the underperformers are complaining it's because the order entry program keeps 'freezing' up and they have to 'reboot'. Oddly no internal users of the order entry program have this issue It would be nice to have them just run this program when they have the 'freeze' (whatever that may mean) on the off chance there is actually a problem. If they're using Windows 7 (or 8 - I don't know since I've never used it), if you open the start menu, type in "Record steps", the first option "Record steps to reproduce a problem" will do exactly what you're looking for.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 20:51 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:My registrar somehow managed to make all my domains bounce email with a "recipient does not have an account" error! Whoooo!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2013 15:12 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:That's what I assumed, but everything was normal. It just bounced all email to all of my domains for like 20 minutes, then returned to normal.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2013 16:13 |
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The main reason against using .local as an internal TLD is that if you ever need to get an SSL certificate for that host - without setting up your own CA - past Nov 2015 won't work: http://support.godaddy.com/help/article/6935/phasing-out-intranet-names-and-ip-addresses-in-sslsquote:As a result, effective October 1, 2016, Certification Authorities (CAs) must revoke SSL certificates that use intranet names or IP addresses.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2013 19:34 |
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GreenNight posted:We have auto archive disabled through GPO so that isn't a solution. If you have not only *a* solution, but *the* solution, you should probably just do that one.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2013 03:47 |
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GreenNight posted:Oh good loving lord. My boss just told me to start looking at Hyper-V to replace our 4 node VMWare cluster because it would save us $12,000 a year in licensing.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 17:40 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:A Reply All storm came in.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 00:17 |
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blackswordca posted:So a phone call came in:
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 16:13 |
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Someone should write a program that would run an app that is asking for some kind of admin permissions in a sandbox and watch for any denied disk or registry calls (like regmon or procmon, but filtered for that particular thread), prompt the administrator as to who will be using the application, and then automatically set permissions for that user or group based on what it detected.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 19:17 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:A ticket came in...
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 20:20 |
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Dick Trauma posted:Got an early email from a user that he was having trouble logging in to his Wyse terminal. Asked him if there was an error message. His reply? "Yes." "Can I help you with that? Of course I can." *click*
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 16:37 |
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FreshFeesh posted:That's a really impressive drive failure. Where did the blue goo come from? As for the goo, that is hosed up.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 19:36 |
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tehloki posted:Haha. So, an event is coming up where all the coaches might have to be in a different city across the country for a week. This will involve disconnecting their ($150,000 or so) video server, packing it up in an air shipping case, getting it into a hotel, setting it up there, running and terminating cat5 from wherever it is to a bunch of meeting rooms so they can work off of it, and making sure it all works with the hotel internet. "No."
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 23:23 |
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Loose Ifer posted:I'm not sure what that is. But we can't use anything that isn't approved by our security team because PCI. I can't even tell you how many times i ask for approval on stuff and just get an email back saying 'Denied, PCI'. In this case, you would tell your auditor "We deployed XXXXXXXX application with PDQ Deploy which typically deals with credit card information, but we created the installer to only store the installation key, and no credit card details are stored in the package. On top of that, we've set the installation options to never store any details, ensuring that PCI compliance is maintained, rather than potentially being in non-compliance by a manual install that selects the wrong options."
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 19:04 |
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blackswordca posted:So an email came in. Wait, this is blackswordca. Of course they never had a contract. Nevermind.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 17:03 |
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Caged posted:"The toilets are overflowing and maintenance won't answer the phone"
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2013 22:23 |
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blackswordca posted:So a 3 hour lunch came in;
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2013 23:48 |
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blackswordca posted:Edit: Just got a call from a temp agency for a 3 month role with an energy company at a 20% pay increase..
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 19:26 |
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ConfusedUs posted:We had Dick Trauma for a while, and then we got blackswordca. There will be another.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 21:24 |
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blackswordca posted:I have no idea why they were moved there.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 18:35 |
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Langolas posted:I did have a long time customer call me directly for some issues that we don't fully support... but I had nothing better to do. 2014!
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 23:22 |
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Great Beer posted:Ticket: Lotus Notes calender is missing.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 21:12 |
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guppy posted:Everyone knows their email address
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2014 20:52 |
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http://www.makemylogobiggercream.com/
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 23:26 |
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mllaneza posted:Attention everyone getting hassled about ticket closure times.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2014 06:54 |
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Endings posted:Is that a boat? Yes, in fact, the site code refers to a mailserver sitting in the middle of an ocean, hooked up by satellite link.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2014 23:12 |
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In case you haven't seen the various threads on Reddit and elsewhere, if you're using LogMeIn free for any of your family members or whatever, you're gonna have a bad time. It's going away. In one week. http://help.logmein.com/SelfServiceKnowledgeRenderer?type=FAQ&id=kA0a0000000shH8CAI
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 03:21 |
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SubjectVerbObject posted:
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 19:30 |
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xov posted:We can order a server and "next day" delivery, and it actually shows up the next day, whereas the lead time through Dell is generally 1-2 weeks.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 19:06 |
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Cojawfee posted:We have this big project that needs to spin up tomorrow.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 19:11 |
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anthonypants posted:Even Dick Trauma, who's got the biggest, fanciest, outlyingest pod has his share of poor planning and mis-management. I've turned away tons of business and will likely have to do so for a long time, but I'm not going to let my employees (who are my bread and butter) feel like they're being asked to do the impossible just because some prick who's paying us hasn't taken an introductory to time management class.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 20:13 |
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go3 posted:Thats great and all but you do understand that there are companies that handle all this internally and decisions are routinely made by people who have no idea what the work actually entails Oh I get that 100%, all I'm saying is that I make it company policy not to do business with companies like that, and that it isn't a foregone conclusion.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 21:18 |
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Collateral Damage posted:"Here's the big IT project management has been planning for six months. Except we didn't tell anyone in IT. And here's three weeks of work for you, have it done by yesterday." [NINJA EDIT] And yes, I've had to say that very thing a number of times to various clients, losing a fair amount of business in the process, but as I've said before I'm not about to make my employees suffer because someone else hosed up. Their well-being is infinitely more important to me than keeping a client who has proven that they have unrealistic expectations. nexxai fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Feb 12, 2014 |
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