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dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
username = dirtgolem.

I'll probably just post random life obstacles and moments. Western Australia, will include pictures of spiders too I guess.

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dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I haven't stumbled across any spiders yet. Our summer is yet to peak though :rock:

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I was wondering how long it would take to see a crotch that wasn't my own!

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
Checking the snapgoon feed on my phone has become something of a ritual when I wake up in the morning and leave work in the afternoon. Keep it kicking guys.

I still haven't walked in to any spiders the size of my hand this summer, disappointing.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I gotta ask, anyone know where kidsolo2's snaps are coming from? It's like he's been sucked in to some 1988 fantasy carnival town.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

SuzieMcAwesome posted:

I asked him this question. I have yet to receive a reply. Last snap 4hours ago kinda worried he got ate by the guy on the bench....

I laughed at the goat.

snizzpod is my favorite. Every human being butt loving add snizzpod. Vine has nothing on goonsnap.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I'm still posting the odd boring poo poo that doesn't contain pets or food and mostly not my hosed up face. I haven't added anyone new since first gathering names from this thread, like a carpet bomb in Vietnam. I prefer to use My Story because I'm lazy as gently caress. It's neat to know a few crew are sending me add requests though. Pretty proud that my snapchat list is exclusively SA members. No one else I know outside the internet uses snapchat. Mostly because where I come from it's synonymous with misguided nudie teen snaps and pedos. Pretty sure most of the people I know that still think that are harboring closet sodomite tendencies anyway.

I got asked where the shirt came from yesterday - it's from killstar.com. Also, shout out to deathslushie, congrats on getting the JOB!

oh yeah I'm still dirtgolem.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

Twilight of the Pogs posted:

Snapchat, also known as enabling.

All social media ever conceived.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
mate

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
Self-off with lemonsaresour. She gonna win no matter what.

Your challenge, take a better selfie than lemonsaresour.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
CURSES

*twirls mustache*

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I kind of disqualified myself in the self-off by enlisting the aid of a 3yr old.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

lemonsaresour posted:

The girl at the drive through just asked me if I wanted to have my ice coffee hot

loving glorious.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I have a memory that's only good for paraphrasing. Unless I've watched a movie a billion times I'm useless at quotes. Spaceballs is one of those movies I guess.

Good answer though!

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
Sometimes I get blank snaps, the app doesn't seem to be the most stable of things at time. I just :shrug: it off and wait for some snizzpod to show up.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I didn't snap for a few days and lost my all of 2 'best friends'. Life goal failed.

hue hue hue

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I fell in to a dark pit of depression and self destruction the last few weeks but it's great to climb out and see the snappers still snappin. Kinda made me giggle a little.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I guess I snap like I post. Mostly lurking followed by spurts of narcissistic poo poo posting.

I'm still dirtgolem and open your snaps a few times a week.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
This update frightens me.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

lemonsaresour posted:

Everyone send this man live chat goatse reenactments in 3...2...1...

oh you didn't!

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
Jinjubik's pretty awesome knife (with a pretty cool story). Thanks Jinjubik, now my kid wants one heh.

He thinks it's a *boomerang* blade.

dirtgolem has a new favorite as of 05:22 on May 9, 2014

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

Cunty McKooze posted:



Also, your kid is ridiculously cute.


Ridiculously cute calculating monsters.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I'm still 'dirtgolem'. Kids, work and boredom.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
If you guys snap videos asking my kid questions I'll try to get him to answer coherently.

I can't talk with him about toy cars anymore, dude needs to let it go.

(dirtgolem)

Post them to your My Story.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I'm not snapping currently, I'm not in a happy place. But I'm lurking and for some of you, your snaps help me smile for a moment. Datasmurf, put a shirt on.

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

Datasmurf posted:

Make me. Just be happy that I don't go any lower, I guess.

HAHA oh dear god no

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dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die
I've not been active lately due to terrible life things happening. But normal transmission should resume shortly.

Also, gently caress CANCER

e; username dirtgolem

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