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The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012
Send me stuff. User hoopysoup

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The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012

Alternative pants posted:

I want to commend you for gloving up before picking up the turds in your toilet. Good foresight that.

Thanks. Just for the sake of clarity, neither the turds nor the toilet were mine.

God I love my job.

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012
A gravity defying Jeep with the wrong badge.

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012

Storm posted:

I only had to block one goon (they wanted to send me a pic of their poop. Hooray!)

I thought we already went over this. You see, it was someone else's poop, not mine. I just took a picture of it.

I may or may not have picked it up and played with it.

:yosbutt:

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012

Me in Reverse posted:

EDIT: THANKS FOR THAT DISTURBING WELCOME, HOOPYSOUP :catstare:

:heysexy: :wink:

I'm still hoopysoup if anyone wants poo pix

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012

Maw posted:

Hoopysoup, you are a monster :(

You know I still love you.

I'm off work till Thursday, which means no more poo pics till then, folks.

Maybe. :getin:


PYF > Post Your Snapchat - loving Add Snizzpod Already

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012

Sigma_Bark posted:

Now accepting cock pics.

This is not something one says, even in jest. Be very nervous. :cawg:

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012
Today's episode of Adventures in Snizzland was great

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012

fyallm posted:

Hoopy is my number 1 , and I havent opened a snap from him in a month... he's turned into a shittty 4chan meme

Such a tease!

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012
In no particular order:

*Ground up and in the freezer
*With my dick in it
*Spilled all over my pants
*Cheap and foul tasting
*Dark and smooth
*Strong and alcoholic
*Fattening and bitter
*Weak and dripping from ur chin
*Sealed in a plastic bag. Strong, white, with a fruity mouthfeel
*STRONG AND BLACK
*Oily and over-roasted
*Bagged and thrown into the back of a truck by a Colombian
*Brown & thick
*Filled with cum
*Cold and on the floor
*Ground up and boiled into a drink
*Black and full of cream
*Gay and full of semen

For you non-snapchatters, guess the question!

Will edit if more come in.

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The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012
Today I got a poop, and a cat licking its balls with the caption, "made me think of you"

Keep it comin' folks. :getin:

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The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012
Bahaha last night I had a dream about smoking weed with snizzpod and reignczech

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