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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Pissflaps posted:

Also Jozy will score six (6) goals in the Barclays this coming season. Six (6).

This post should bear the Pissflaps' Prediction stamp imo.

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The Natch
Feb 16, 2011

oh man i love me some nachos
Zero goals for Jozy because he's going to fall over his own legs and break them both in his first match and be out for the season.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Suqit posted:

This post should bear the Pissflaps' Prediction stamp imo.

But it's a competition entry?

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Pissflaps posted:

But it's a competition entry?

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Suqit posted:

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

That's not for you to decide.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Jozy will have a niggling injury leaving him to only score 3 goals within the Barclays English Premier League Premier

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
I will unfortunately lose the tiebreaker, but Jozy will score 6 goals.

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
Jozy will score 7 goals this season.

There will be talk of an 8th but it will be given as an own goal (most likely scored by Jos Hooiveld).

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

I agree with all the posters who have said that Jozy will score 7 goals in the league this season

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

Can we get a gif of Jozy tripping on a blade of grass from WC2010 added to the OP? I need to study it for several hours to reach an accurate number (4).

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Think he'll score 8 goals. 6 in play and 2 goals will be awarded to him via the Dubious Goal Committee.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




10 goals for Josmer Altidore this prem season.

I believe in the greatest American hero :911:

Jimmmmah
Oct 11, 2000
Forum Veteran
I'll go with lucky 13

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

DOOP posted:

10 goals for Josmer Altidore this prem season.

I believe in the greatest American hero :911:


...then why only predict 10?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Pissflaps posted:

...then why only predict 10?

Two separate statements flaps.

1: Jozy will score 10 goals. 2: Also believes in GI Joe.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
I was going to predict more goals for Jozy but then I remembered that di Canio is a bad manager and Sunderland is a bad team.

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
14 sweet as poo poo goals

Larz2021
Feb 2, 2001
Applying the half + 7 rule Jozy will score 18 barely legal goals this year.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Jozy will be the breakout star of the football world this year and score twenty-four(24) goals leading Sunderland to a mid-table finish

Will also win the Golden Boot at the WC next summer

Ballon d'Or 2014

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Jozy will defy all reasonable expectations and score a stunning 2 goals in the Barclays British and Welsh Premier League this season.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

9 goalshots, of which 8 end up in the other team's net.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

oilcheck my rear end posted:

I will unfortunately lose the tiebreaker, but Jozy will score 6 goals.

it's okay I'm not saying six

he will score 7 goals

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Are we counting goals scored by Jozy in the World Series or Super Bowl? I have a good feeling about the Tigers' playoff hopes this season

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Mr. Altidire will score zero (0) goals

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
8 goals.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
3 (three)

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Sixteen goals. Jozy is the best.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Jozy won't start for the Black Cats until october, and will get injured in january

he'll score 3 goals in the premier league.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



13 lucky 13 for josmer

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Jozy will score nine goals and then fall into a spiral of drunken nights out as he quickly learns he cannot handle England's pub lad culture

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
12

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
He will score 4 goals and have many posters tripping over themselves to explain that it isnt that bad a tally because he "holds the ball up well" and "always looks dangerous"

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Jozy will score 2 goals. Both before October.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
He will, in fact, score 9 goals.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I don't know how many goals Jozy Altidore will score, but he will fall over at least twice as many times as the number of goals he scores

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Jozy will score 12 goals and then remember the tears of the Haitian earthquake victims and score 2 more to make 14 goals total.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
11 goals for juicy altidore

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit
Jozy's gonna go 1 in 2 and score 19 goals.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
9, NINE goals for Jozy

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TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
8 goals

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