Jozy's thread: He makes far post peels, near post crashes, runs down the gut alone,

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Olewithmilk: Jun 30, 2006; What?

I know American posters who read this page like graphs so I crunched the numbers on this and compared Jozy's total goals this season with the TRP estimates from the first page. It seems that TRP posters are the real garbageman and over-estimated Jozy's goal rate by a factor of 10. This obviously put too much pressure on the lad, contributing to his poor year and muscle tone.

_{Error bars indicate standard error, n=29}

# ? Jul 2, 2014 12:06

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# ? May 5, 2024 13:24

Torrannor: Apr 27, 2013; ---FAGNER---
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Ninpo posted:

1. One goal.

Give this person a medal.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:45

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

If you had asked me before the season what the perfect scenario would be, I'm not sure I could have even imagined "one goal, where he skins John Terry, and one dive that puts Chelsea out of the title race" in my wildest dreams.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:05

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I liked it when we did Matrix qoutes

# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:33

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

I don't want this thread to end.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 14:56

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

It'll never really end as long as it lives on in your heart.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 15:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I'd like to think that there's always room for a Jozy thread in these here forums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgSkfxt5AHc

# ? Jul 4, 2014 15:12

8raz: Jun 22, 2007; He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Olewithmilk posted:

I know American posters who read this page like graphs so I crunched the numbers on this and compared Jozy's total goals this season with the TRP estimates from the first page. It seems that TRP posters are the real garbageman and over-estimated Jozy's goal rate by a factor of 10. This obviously put too much pressure on the lad, contributing to his poor year and muscle tone.

_{Error bars indicate standard error, n=29}

Amazing. Everyone knew he was bad but this? This is unacceptable for athlete of the year IMO.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 19:03

J Hume: Apr 23, 2013; What is the best number?

Jozy is still the greatest. Reality is wrong.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 23:21

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Olewithmilk posted:

I know American posters who read this page like graphs so I crunched the numbers on this and compared Jozy's total goals this season with the TRP estimates from the first page. It seems that TRP posters are the real garbageman and over-estimated Jozy's goal rate by a factor of 10. This obviously put too much pressure on the lad, contributing to his poor year and muscle tone.

_{Error bars indicate standard error, n=29}

Ahhhh last summer. Heady days in which Sunderland, having survived the drop, looked like they just might make something of themselves with Di Canio. You had to figure that even a USA freedom striker like Jozy would bag in a handful over the course of a season. How wrong we were. Sunderland changed almost their entire squad and proceeded to continue to be poo poo.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 06:33

80085: Mar 19, 2001; Dos a cero!

Actually they changed their roster and were considerably less poo poo

# ? Jul 5, 2014 07:26

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

80085 posted:

Actually they changed their roster and were considerably less poo poo

Wrong. They signed Jozy and were bottom of the table for most of the season.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 08:28

DrWrestling69: Feb 4, 2008; Tracyanne...

I Feast On Dogshit posted:

Wrong. They signed Jozy and were bottom of the table for most of the season.

He got negged hard at the end and had to do some serious pine riding towards the end though and somehow the blundercats managed to escape the relegation dunk tank.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 09:34

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

trem_two posted:

I'd like to think that there's always room for a Jozy thread in these here forums.

he'd break the tables imo

because he's fat lol

# ? Jul 5, 2014 11:37

Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

SuperHunBastard1690 posted:

He got negged hard at the end and had to do some serious pine riding towards the end though and somehow the blundercats managed to escape the relegation dunk tank.

the fact he got literally sent to train with the reserves this season and then started for the US at the world cup will never not make me lol.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:26

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

Jozy.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:58

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

Destroy My Sweater posted:

and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTCxPdhVxc

Thanks for the memories, Jozy.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 01:02

emjayo: Apr 11, 2013

Jozy making GBS threads things

# ? Jul 6, 2014 03:17

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

This has been a good thread.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 20:02

80085: Mar 19, 2001; Dos a cero!

I Feast On Dogshit posted:

Wrong. They signed Jozy and were bottom of the table for most of the season.

What? I was talking about at the end of the season when they benched jozy for wickham they improved considerably. Not sure what you're talking about.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 20:09

Carrier: May 12, 2009; 420...69...9001...

I said 8 goals lmao.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 20:46

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Carrier posted:

I said 8 goals lmao.

I thought he'd get at least 5 over the season mate. Sunderland never normally had problems scoring they were just very leaky at the back. Turns out hes just that bad.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 21:56

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

80085 posted:

What? I was talking about at the end of the season when they benched jozy for wickham they improved considerably. Not sure what you're talking about.

Cool

# ? Jul 7, 2014 02:21

sircozzie: Jul 8, 2011; Release the Meerkat

Nine .... wtf is wrong with me?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 09:40

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

I didnt get an opportunity to predict but if I had it would have been 1.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 09:48

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

How do we end this thread? Who won the prize?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 09:49

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

The Big Taff Man posted:

I didnt get an opportunity to predict but if I had it would have been 1.

You still can, look:

The Finn posted:

There is no deadline, vote away

# ? Jul 7, 2014 09:50

americong: May 29, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

You still can, look:

Josmer Volmy Altidore will score one (1) goal throughout the entirety of the 2013-2014 Barclays Premier League. Additionally, he will be injured like a chump before scoring in the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

I win, please give me my prize, tia

# ? Jul 7, 2014 10:05

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Pissflaps posted:

How do we end this thread? Who won the prize?

I won the world cup minutes played prize.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 10:27

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Ummm

The Finn posted:

I meant that gifman could have his guess count as of today, not that there would be voting all season. Tomorrow we're done with votes

# ? Jul 7, 2014 10:41

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

The Big Taff Man posted:

Ummm

Who to believe??

# ? Jul 7, 2014 11:09

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

did the poster with the worst prediction get a jozy lover av?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 11:11

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

tetsman posted:

did the poster with the worst prediction get a jozy lover av?

yep, you got an avatar of jozy riding the pine

# ? Jul 7, 2014 11:25

fat greasy puto: Dec 30, 2001; Anime Lover David Beckham

this should be an ongoing competition

# ? Jul 7, 2014 11:28

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

The Big Taff Man posted:

yep, you got an avatar of jozy riding the pine

jozy is not yellow you racist

# ? Jul 7, 2014 11:37

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

tetsman posted:

jozy is not yellow you racist

I don't see colour

# ? Jul 7, 2014 12:08

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Bogan Krkic posted:

I don't see colour

that's ok, you're a dog

# ? Jul 7, 2014 12:17

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

i loving hate jozy

# ? Jul 7, 2014 14:51

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

I love and respect Jozy.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 14:52

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Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

track day bro! posted:

I love and respect Jozy.

He's a good lad, op

# ? Jul 7, 2014 15:21

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