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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Banish Disney to the shadow realm for 1000 years.

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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

MourningView posted:

I would guess I hate Jordan more than almost anyone who does not know him personally but Jordan is undeniably very cool

I would deny that Jordan is very cool. He's a hypercompetitive prick with questionable fashion sense. That is the opposite of cool. He's cooler than Gretzky, of course, but Gretzky is a huge dork.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

They didn't need to try and top Cole Trickle, but they sure as hell gave it their best shot.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
How did this get past anyone? The website for this "high school" is is literally just a blog about the football program.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

MourningView posted:

I had foolishly hoped we were free from Perk

The best thing about Perk is that he's in 2k22 bringing back the NBA player-level voice acting that has been missing from the series in recent years.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How do you make the pro bowl good? No one wants to get injured for a game that doesn't matter.

They should turn it into some kind of "Battle of the Network Stars" type competition. Come up with like 20-30 games, stuff like horseshoes, cup-stacking races, to actual sports things like a home run derby, H.O.R.S.E, whatever might be fun to see a few NFL football players try and compete at. Have team captains for each conference like the NBA all-star game and have them pick who does which event (each player has to do at least 2). Final event has to a Nickelodeon tie-in Double Dare-esque obstacle course/relay race where every player must participate.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I hope they find a way to embed this clip on his gravestone

"Hey, Ma! I'm done with my segment!" ain't half bad as an epitaph

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

I would blow Dane Cook posted:



Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

Coconut radios; things of that nature

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

where the gently caress is Syracuse?

Sicily

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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Someone check Bristol for asbestos or such

They all had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

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