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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I don't always like individual professional athletes, but all of these are reasons why Skittles is my favorite.

Richard Sherman is a close second.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
How about them Hawks? :hawksin:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
owns owns owns

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Cleveland clevelandling again :unsmith:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

He just does not stop.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

They showed his feet in slow motion as he came close to the sideline and then later on when the last guy trips him up. Dude is superhuman- the trip breaks his stride but somehow he adjusts, plants his foot, and keeps on trucking at the same speed.

Like a cat that runs over people.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
The Bills traded him for a 4th and 5th. lmao. Ranks up there with the Orton/Cutler trade.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Also he probably hosed me out of 1st place prize money with that run so I am not a fan at the moment.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

The Bills traded him for a 4th and 5th. lmao. Ranks up there with the Orton/Cutler trade.

he wasn't getting along with the poo poo coaches they had then

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Dallas is in the playoffs. They could even end up as #1 seed with a first round bye if Green Bay and Detroit tie. Yesterday was pure magic.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch


Love the placement of the carrots on the snowmen.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Bucs can't do poo poo right

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
so this is what its like to have to cheer for the browns :smith:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Looking forward to the mass firing happening for the Bears tomorrow.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

justice4trayvawn posted:

so this is what its like to have to cheer for the browns :smith:

so continues the factory of sadness

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
A San Diego team held together with wood glue and tape loses to a healthy KC team. KC still doesn't make the playoffs. There is a little justice in the world.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Deathy McDeath posted:

A San Diego team held together with wood glue and tape loses to a healthy KC team. KC still doesn't make the playoffs. There is a little justice in the world.

Bills beat the Patriots and finish the season 9-7. They don't get to go to the playoffs.

If they were NFC South, they'd be 1st place by 2 games.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Deathy McDeath posted:

A San Diego team held together with wood glue and tape loses to a healthy KC team. KC still doesn't make the playoffs. There is a little justice in the world.

The chiefs also did not throw a single TD pass to a WR this year.



The cowboys beat the ever loving gently caress out of the redskins and it was nice.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Bills beat the Patriots and finish the season 9-7. They don't get to go to the playoffs.

If they were NFC South, they'd be 1st place by 2 games.

That sucks for them.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Helldump Immunity. posted:

so continues the factory of sadness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8

Edit: Oh he has another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6NJVFlHOIY

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

That sucks for them.

First winning season since 2004.

Good season at least. Defense was loving insane this year, thanks to Jim Schwartz taking control and making who we had into a monster line, even with Kiko Alonso out for the season.

I can't wait until they have him back for next year. poo poo is going to be unreal.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I look forward to the Giants spending the offseason gutting what few glimmers of talent have shown themselves this year. Again.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Cole posted:

Bucs can't do poo poo right

I retract this. They were just trollin.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Godholio posted:

I look forward to the Giants spending the offseason gutting what few glimmers of talent have shown themselves this year. Again.

And give Eli a raise even if his contract isn't up.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Jets and Bears cleaned house today. Kinda shocked that Atlanta got rid of Mike Smith considering a lot of the Falcons issues this year were injury related

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Bears have canned their GM Phil Emery and HC Marc Trestman. I imagine that means the OC amd DC are gone as well. :allears:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Ortonmania has ended

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Ortonmania has ended

As long as you carry the whiskey in your heart, Ortonmania never ends.

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

How come Orton looks like such a child molester?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the dad farm posted:

How come Orton looks like such a child molester?

he got that alcoholic puffy face syndrome

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Did GiP win the sports?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
https://twitter.com/PrescottRossi/status/549586998655455232/photo/1

This is how Kyle Orton retired.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Orton just left for a pack of smokes, he'll be right back

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sportsball!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if the super bowls ends up cowboys vs patriots idk what im going to do

it's the worst possible outcome

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm pretty OK with Carolina or Arizona winning it.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'm pretty OK with Carolina or Arizona winning it.

I'm ok with anyone from 4th seed or below winning it. Even Baltimore.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I want Denver to win because if there's any justice in this world Peyton retires with atleast the same amount of rings as Eli.

That said I' love to see the Cards win the first ever Home-team Super Bowl because you know someone in Vegas made that joke bet years ago and forgot about it, so to watch them wake up a millionaire would be cool.


I'm also cool with Carolina winning it because Ron Rivera is a seriously under-rated coach and to see a team with a losing record win the Super Bowl would make ESPN's talking heads commit mass suicide

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Booblord Zagats posted:

I want Denver to win because if there's any justice in this world Peyton retires with atleast the same amount of rings as Eli.

That said I' love to see the Cards win the first ever Home-team Super Bowl because you know someone in Vegas made that joke bet years ago and forgot about it, so to watch them wake up a millionaire would be cool.


I'm also cool with Carolina winning it because Ron Rivera is a seriously under-rated coach and to see a team with a losing record win the Super Bowl would make ESPN's talking heads commit mass Rodger Goodell commit suicide

Fixt for accuracy.

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