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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Party in the back, business in the front.

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Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What next, adding ballet to football practice?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

A lot of football players do take ballet and other dance classes to help with flexibility.

:thejoke:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

We also oppose lopping your dick off.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I think we also don't like whatever this is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTvdKLI7Ndo

Thanks gibbus, you always find the worst things.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

later jeter

heil hitler

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

FOOTBALL!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Mr. Nice! posted:

He's right, though.

dusted

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

go red sox

you are what is terrible about the northeast

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

A good probie

Don't praise The Man, it's like agreeing with grover.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ball 1
/
:downsrim:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

dumbass

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Wish the Mets could beat the yankees every day.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm waiting for the real football season. Nothing like watching groups of large, sweaty men pounding each other over and over for hours.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm trans-dolphin and find Miami's lack of taste in team names offensive.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

Female, male, or gender fluid dolphin? This is important.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

All to sate the unceasing lust for social justice by white people POCs who are 1/64th cherokee.

I want to start a minor league team called the Native Niggers with this as a uniform:



Pay them in fire water and beads.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005



I chuckled.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

Golf sucks too, sorry.

Hang on, incoming angry e-mail from 90% of the officer corps.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Woo, final 16! We're one game closer to people shutting the gently caress up about soccer for four years.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-ITUa4RRHs

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Please lord, let this riot burn down at least one soccer stadium

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:lol:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

man if they had just beaten argentina instead some old dudes would be hosed

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I love videos of people destroying their TVs/Monitors over sports or games. It always ends with the immediate realization of, "Why the hell did I do that?" My favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIn4L7hUmUI

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:vince:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

All hail our new German overlords

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Is that a regular wooden bat or aluminum? :stare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Somebody just threw a rock at me at the speed of a car. What could go wrong with catching it? :downs:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Get back in the kitchen porkins.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Not professional football, obviously. Is this legal?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Save yourself a few months of waiting and just burn :10bux:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dude stepped into traffic during a race over some light contact. This is Darwin at work.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Good job victim blaming guys

PROBATION 08/10/14 01:00pm Cole 75% of all hit and runs are unreported because of victim blaming. Just because he's wearing a track suit doesn't mean he was asking to be struck. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. Whip Slagcreek Whip Slagcreek

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