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It isn't quite a conspiracy theory, but the idea that Britain was settled by the refugees of the Trojan War goes back to before the printing press. And I've had people tell me about it with a straight face as if it were fact.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 03:22 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 07:48 |
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Deep Thought posted:This pathologising of beliefs is about as mystified as David Icke's stuff in my opinion. Well yeah. Someone with an Oedipus Complex would think that.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2013 20:09 |
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There is no freedom from narrative. We structure our thoughts and perceptions according to rules, some of which are explicit and well-defined (formal academics, math and sciences, religious ceremony, etc) and some implicit (social rules, personal thoughts and conversations). Understanding something doesn't free you from it.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 18:38 |
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Lightning Jim posted:proof that radar is a microwave/high energy device to do...something. Tell them it's secretly for tracking large objects.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 00:35 |
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I would conspire to make gamer culture into less of a shithole, so sign me up for the secret handshake I guess.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 02:00 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:D&D wouldn't help. They'd just want to play a Paladin and be a literal white knight. An overzealous Paladin of Diversity would be a pretty rad character, actually e: "Look, the Orcs and the villagers are just going to have to sit down and work out their differences like rational adults. Or I will smite the poo poo out of the lot of them."
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 07:52 |
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Yeah gently caress you rear end in a top hat, I want to pretend this right-wing meme that exists to be used by racists, etc, to attack anyone who calls their bullshit is an actual legit thing and not more pure BS that never existed outside of a few obscure blogs that got mocked out of existence years ago.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 11:06 |
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SocketWrench posted:Well, McCain's saving grace is that law was signed in prior to his birth that US bases count as American Territory no matter where they are, same as US Embassies. Basically all territory under Federal control (including naval ships) are US territory. Alternatively, it could just be racism. In which case you would be apologizing for racism.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 12:19 |
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SocketWrench posted:I'm not trying to apologize, I'm trying to make sense out of it given the history of conservative nutjobs. I do admit they are racist. But they are also insanely anti-democrat. Hell, look how they treated Clinton and he was plenty white. Because you're quite eager to find some way to say that it isn't "just" racism, or to find something that makes it about something else. Changing the topic and grasping for more comfortable explanations for racist behaviour isn't the same thing as nuance.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 21:23 |
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Jack Gladney posted:Though he may be the first artist whose chosen medium is "photoshop." Uh, that's a little like being amazed at an artist who works with "paint" dude.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2014 06:25 |
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If we're going to play who was a bad/not leftist, let's have real fun: Was Mao the worse leftist for being Mao, or was Deng worse for basically ushering in capitalism in China?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 03:01 |
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So basically Mad Max was off on one important detail: everyone would have plenty of the same drat truck.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 17:01 |
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twistedmentat posted:It's more about apple not giving a gently caress about people who haven't bought a new phone in 4 years rather than some plot to force people to line up and buy new phones release day. Looks like a pretty sweet character sheet.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 09:40 |
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The whole ISIS border scenario is just hilarious. The top estimate puts their total strength at 100,000. The entire Islamic State could be teleported into the heart of an American city and they'd still get slaughtered. Possibly before the military proper even got there. Their priority being to conquer territory on the other side of the world, I doubt they can spare many soldiers for an attack on Texas or whatever.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 04:55 |
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I'm pretty sure people remember it as Berenstein because "stein" is a common Germanic name suffix. Also most of the detail in our memories are essentially made up. It's me. I'm the guy stating the obvious instead of posting awesome comedy.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 05:43 |
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I wonder how hard it would be to convince Freemen types that their magic legalese involves straight up magic words? Like say, you cannot be sued for non-payment of taxes if you invoke the protection of YALADBAOTH instead if entering a plea? Maybe use some about Masonry? Perhaps -666th degree anti-Masonry. E: or that other Freemen types are frauds because it is actually "Fremen on the Land." Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Dec 6, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 14:49 |
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Wait, what about people born by c-section. What laws apply to those who were from their mother's womb untimely ripped? ()
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 16:08 |
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Maybe the c-section counts as an airforce operation.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 22:32 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I believe it also makes you exempt from witches' prophecies. Only if the prophecy is that no man of woman born may slay your foe. This also works if you are a woman or a hobbit. E: although as worded, Gandalf could have killed Macbeth. Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jan 3, 2015 |
# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 23:03 |
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Modrasone posted:A quick glance at the always wonderful David Icke Forums shows that they're convinced it's a False Flag and everyone who "died" was an actor. While they agree on that, they are however having a massive slapfight about whether Mossad are behind it or not and some guy is quite upset that other people don't believe he can psychically talk to aliens. To be fair, I'd be pretty upset if I went to the We Believe Crazy Bullshit forums and no one would believe my crazy bullshit.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 10:03 |
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nomemories posted:I gently caress the NWO So, you admit to being in bed with them? (I can't believe no one beat me to this)
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 06:37 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 07:48 |
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The Chairman posted:Chechnya is an advanced Soviet arcology whose AI became self-aware Everything about that conflict would be less depressing and more awesome if that were true. It would also be a way better conspiracy theory than most of the BS we end up with. Wake up sheeple, the Robot War is already here
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 13:00 |