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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


This is new Roidtech. This is Every Post.

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

individual865 posted:

Additional Japanese B-League Update!


Sunday, October 20th


DEEP Tribe Tokyo Fight - 4:30AM EDT - $15 ippv at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/deep-official

Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20101-deep-tribe-tokyo-fight

Dan "Meathead Mechanic" Hornbuckle vs. Ryo "Literally might be part fish my God just look at his face" Chonan

Also that play by play ruled and should happen for more events. Seriously.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Captain Log posted:

Dan "Meathead Mechanic" Hornbuckle vs. Ryo "Literally might be part fish my God just look at his face" Chonan

Also that play by play ruled and should happen for more events. Seriously.

Son of a bitch, that is supposed to say Methhead Mechanic.

Iphones don't do drugs.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Mr. Nice! posted:

I thought they were fighting at HW.

Statement still stands.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

coconono posted:

Stiffing hookers is super bad juju Aleks.

He needs to go wear a Cosby sweater and play with a goose.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Triticum Guzzler posted:

He's been arrested and they're trying to replace him. Apparently the people running the show are rich as gently caress and love losing money, so one of the people they're trying to coax into the ring is Fedor.

Love or hate him, few men have given less fucks about fighting than Fedor. No way in hell he unretires for his shameful, sinner of a brother.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Please do a play by play of this card again. There isn't a soul at work today and I can only stare into the void of nothingness that is life so much.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


Holy God could they be any more dead as an org?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

LobsterMobster posted:

Michelle Ould (Bean Fried ranking currently unavailable) just asked Twitter if it would be cool if she wore a "White Pride" bra and/or tattoo. Good job bein' a dumb-dumb, Michelle. :saddowns:

Please tell me this is somehow something other than the blatant racism it looks like.

Is White Pride the name of a new hip kid supplement!??

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

The "proud of your race" contingent is showing up on Twitter. I need a new planet.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Yuriy posted:

Badr Hari is about to fight in Russia

http://kaban.tv/rossiya-2-online

#mma for discussion

cro-cop is fighting too but it's mma rules.

There's a rapping Russian half-robot, rows of cheerleaders and the rocky theme.

It's truly a b-league, Lenne Hardt is here.

Who in the name of God is fighting Cro Cop in the year of our lord 2013?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

jeffersonlives posted:

Did Crocop really get tapped with a god drat neck crank by loving Alexey Oleinik? I saw it and I still don't believe it.

Holy God I'm so glad a walk in appointment made me miss that. :smith:

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Who has ever thought, "I'm in a potential investor's meeting and running into a language barrier. I wonder if someone has a frying pan. This will be a helpful thing."

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

While I haven't been able to see much Oplot should clearly be the UFCs feeder league.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

fatherdog posted:

In competition? I think so. Cameron Earle got him in a super-deep armlock in ADCC and I guess Miller was sort of close to RNCing him; those are the only other times I remember him being even close to being submitted.

Miller beating him would have been hysterical and possibly stopped a descent into utter madness.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

-Atom- posted:

Some b-league news!


Ulysses Gomez hospitalized while cutting weight, Cage Warriors 62 headliner off.

Rumor is going around that Horwich landed in Poland looking like a hobo and was detained for 3 hours by the customs officer.

Holly Holm is close to signing with the UFC.

Leonard Garcia fights for a god drat title today.

How in the name of God do you come off so bad the POLAND considers you to look like a hobo?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

coconono posted:

Its Horwich. He probably smelled like piss and was muttering about flying saucers.

The fact that the Polish, a people so loving outrageously jaded by their treatment by the universe, deemed him hoboish is spectacular. I'm pretty sure you could snort a bunch of ketamine, throw your girlfriend down in the street, and gently caress while hooting like an owl and no one would care. The Polish completely don't give a gently caress.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I don't follow grappling worth a drat but is Anthony Boudain's wife worth a drat? Also I adore that he just got the first loop on his white belt from a Gracie. I adore Bourdain.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Bean Fried posted:

So, in less scrub-tastic news, Jessica Aguilar is fighting Alida Gray in her next fight for WSoF for the inaugural WSoF Strawweight belt. Alida Gray is 4-0 (4-1 amat.), all 8 wins by stoppage, has a submission win over Patricia Vidonic, and KO'd the gently caress out of some chick in October. She or Stephanie Eggink were the two best possible choices of who was available so I'm actually pretty bummed Gray wasn't signed to Invicta instead.



To be fair to the other girl who looks like a wobbly stick figure, this was at the start of the third round and she'd already been pretty hosed up.

Now the KOed lady doesn't have to worry about math anymore.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

LobsterMobster posted:

I hope tomorrow is the day Oplot finally goes "You know what? gently caress it, here's a bear to fight"

This post is the truest post ever. Godspeed, LobsterMobster.

Also, what the funk happened with the man vs. woman fight?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Are the women having to fight onto the house? That sucks! At this point I'd rather them all get a spot.

Basically I don't want Thug Rose to lose.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Never, ever, ever, ever give up posting everything about JT.

He responds to my tweets which puts him up there with Chael Sonnen on my list of "Fighters who should ignore me but were nice instead."

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

ChampRamp posted:

I guess Cyborg is gonna cut down in weight

As her only fan, I'm loving pumped.

I will not comment on her good looks though because Fatherdog probated me last time.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

-Atom- posted:

I need to stop getting emotionally invested in fighters because when I saw this tweet it seriously bummed me out.

Other than him turning out to be a creeper, what the flaming gently caress happened to him? He used to be considered a legit top 5 p4p guy.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Leave it to Warmachine to relate the Holocaust to using chalk at a 24 hour fitness.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

This all sounds really interesting. Everyone, go into great detail. We should all become Z league judges.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Does judging pay anything at all? I feel like the Kansas side of Kansas city needs bad judges. (me)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

coconono posted:

$100 a night, IIRC.

Cool, I was just curious for the sake of gas mileage. Z league judging is a concept I never thought about. My new job is going to pay peanuts for the first few months so a little cash in your pocket if you have to drive to another city is nice.

I need to research this more...To the Google Machine!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Genki Sudo getting repped as having the next Gangham Style on CNN? Don't mind if I do!

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/showbiz/2014/03/25/mxp-japan-have-a-nice-day-music-video.hln.html

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Cody McKenzie was built for the B-Leagues. Good for him, I hope he chokes out some bums.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

omg chael crash posted:

Cody tried hitting on my bestfriend and she wasn't having it and I told him to go "eat his shorts" or something. I was a bit drunk and I don't really remember.

This story needs more words.

Also, Cyborg just got beat in a Muay Thai match. Sounds like she got knocked down a bunch.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

omg chael crash posted:

I don't know, he bitched about the owner of his gym a lot and went on about Chad Mendes punching him a bunch or something. He's just a weird loving dude. He did teach us his guillotine that day before we went out.

I guess he is the equivalent of a joke RPG character that you drain all their stats to 1 so you can dump 100% into a single category. In this case, guillotine chokes.

Also God drat that knee on Cyborg is loving beautiful.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Marching Powder posted:

this is unbelievably sick

I'm not sure I've ever seen someone throw a pushing knee like that in MMA. It's awesome.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Yuriy posted:

Edit: For Willie



Very true advice, indeed.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Meat Recital posted:

I approve of everything Jon Jones in the B-league thread.

But seriously, what the actual gently caress. I thought it was just some hokey christian feel good story, but then you have the one guy going on about feminizing men being the root of society's problems and the dad sending his scared shitless kid out to fight. What the actual gently caress indeed.

Yeah, I still hate humans. Good reminder.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Bundt Cake posted:

Theres a guy who goes to street fairs wearing only kilt, socks and shoes and lets people staple money to him

I'm pretty sure that's actually a super hero.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Fozzy The Bear posted:

That would be horrible, I don't want to see Sylvia win any fight.

Thompson would gently caress Timmy's fat rear end up. A bunch.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

individual865 posted:

So do we all, Dancing Peasant, so do we all.

What happened? Please don't say war, that would be a bummer.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I remember Bellator seeming like a semi-legitamate organization. Not it's barely a step above Retard Jim's Ho-Down Slap Fights and 50 Cent Wing night. What happened?

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

While I consider Bob Sapp more of an entertainer than a fighter, he seems like a pretty cool dude.

And smart to not become Gary Goodridge...poor dude...

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