B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

jon machine posted a 19 minute video of himself ranting in a car because he couldnt buy a slurpee because the guy in 7-11 wanted jon to remove his hoodie, but jon didnt wanna

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 21:30

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 05:21

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

yo listen i will stop posting these when i stop laughing at them

https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1055932002224852992

tito will kill his own kids if he as to just to make sure he outlives them

respect

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 23:33

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The dude that does dinosaur celebrations is in better brain health than Tito

https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/1056014290199678976

https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/987555532444786689

# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 04:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

hes only got 27:54 in total fight time of him losing

i dont know what other funny things he could do for the remaining 32 minutes

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 21:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 05:04

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

floyd's ego vs tenshin's unyielding bushido spirit means this will actually be the most legitimate fight ever contested

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 14:06

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

lol

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 20:19

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

*banging knife and fork on table*

takeru
Takeru
Takeru!
TAKERU!

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 20:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

i wonder which of the cut former ufc 125ers will sign with one, to get beat (possibly again) by dj, and which will sign with rizin, to get beat (possibly again) by horiguchi

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 21:58

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

Who was Hendricks originally booked against?

I think Brennan Ward, a brawler formerly out of Bellator that dropped out after this shady bareknuckle boxing org didn't come correct with the money

# ¿ Nov 10, 2018 06:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I'm just waiting for Wes Sims to show up on Bum Fights

# ¿ Nov 10, 2018 06:51

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

they tryin to hold my dude cody down

https://twitter.com/MMAjunkieJohn/status/1062757951947980800?s=19

# ¿ Nov 14, 2018 19:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I assumed "urine substitute" was like, Sweet n Low, but for piss. Just a low-cal option

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 05:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Raging Panda beat the poo poo out of her opponent

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 04:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

i dont know who is fighting on axs, but some kid has gotten dropped like 5 times in the first round and the ref doesn't give a poo poo

e: apparently jacob rosales whomped the poo poo outta ricardo seixas

e 2x: rosales has regan from the exorcist on this trunks

LobsterMobster fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Nov 17, 2018

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 04:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Got a contender for "funniest falling down"

https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1063653187683581952

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 05:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

has been communicating with steven jobs, whom died in 2011, as of 5 years ago

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 06:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

it's sacrilegious but i think tito has real potential at being funnier than like dril. if he would just video himself answering questions about anything periodically, i think he'd have a real shot. like i could ask him "android or iphone" and he'd be like "sometimes you just gotta know when to fold em, and sometimes they're better than you think" and nod to himself reassuringly

Those Mickey's promo spots were loving amazing

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 07:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bellator's champ, Darrion Caldwell, is gonna fight Horiguchi at Rizin's NYE event for the inaugural Rizin Bantamweight title

:hellyeah:

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 14:58

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Oh hey, Justin Scoggins joined Rizin. I like him

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 22:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

I kinda feel like this would be a good time for a new B-League thread. I accidentally clicked on the OP when seeing what's up (WAR GOOCH) and it's all like "Bellator is looking to fill the hole left by Strikeforce," and talking about that Yuiriy guy and Oplot.

It'd probably serve the community well to have a thread talking about Bellator, ONE, RIZIN, Invicta, various C-league players like Cage Warriors, going over recent freak show incidents like Bas's Bareknuckles and Golden Boy, and identifying a few key twitter accounts for following the b-leagues.

Thoughts? If someone helps me to develop an outline I'm willing to write it up.

I had been kicking around the idea of making a new one at the start of next year, so i can send you my rough outlines or something, i dunno

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 23:49

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 05:21

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

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# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 05:43

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