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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Bushmeister posted:

Dude just absolutely hosed up a Latvian Nazi and celebrated with a raucous folk dance, Oplot is where its at

I was about to type in IRC, wow, this guy actually seems like he's legit, and then he started loving dancing.

Edit: He also walked out to Nickleback's "How You Remind Me".

Dangersim fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Sep 19, 2013

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Pro click right here.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Bubba Smith posted:

Gleison Tibau...look to be doing fine.

Eh

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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NovaPolice posted:

what matches are must watches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbtsr3_Ih60

You probably won't get this now. You might even be bored by it. But one day you will see it and you will understand it's greatness. That is when you get MMA. That is when you are one of us.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Mods rename me Sweating Iowans Playing Twister

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Is that the guy who just tapped out Crocop with a neck crank in 2013?

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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After learning about Oplot's fighter selection policies, we need to start a kickstarter to fly me to the Ukraine so I can beat up an Eastern European child.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Yuriy posted:

He's not though, he's OneFC and going to wrestle a bunch of asians and maybe get upkicked or soccerkicked and that'll be funny too

That fro getting soccer kicked is pretty much the first thing I thought of when I heard about this, so I hope it happens.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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There is honestly no logical explanation for how Marcelo is that good. It's like he's some sort of spirit which exists to keep professional mma fighters grounded.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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My bjj coach came up through alliance with marcelo and has told stories of marcelo as a blue belt just destroying everyone

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Maia actually does ok, which is understandable because he is a world class BJJ guy himself.

This is one of the best ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRWUatsDRzE

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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^^^^^^^^^^
That whole arm brag to anaconda scramble rules. Also I've always loved the Mendes bros all white layout.


We should honestly have a Marcelo Garcia Appreciation station. I think everyone can understand a nice little man tooling skilled opponents twice his size.

Dangersim fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Dec 4, 2013

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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:siren:COOL CHILD FIGHTS HAPPENING:siren:

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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BlindSite posted:

You know in all this War Machine mess, I never considered the most obvious part.

Who the hell thinks it's a good idea to show up at 2am to your ex girlfriends place with an engagement ring.

Hey chicks make you do crazy poo poo, propose to your ex, pick up 6 felonies, we've all been there.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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niethan posted:

Hey maybe that's what a cop gets to say about war machine soon

hahahaha

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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The only thing that would really help a good deal in the street would be the back of the head. I've always been taught that if you get someones back in a street fight drop an elbow on the back of their head and then get away.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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I think I'm actually happier just leaving that as two guys dressed up as knights having a fight in a ring, because the specifics can't make it any cooler or funnier.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

Is Deadliest Warrior still on? Because I think Viacom sticking Renfaire Gracie on a Bellator show would be a lot better than Tito Ortiz in TNA

:lol:

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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You grab the vagina again I'm taking a point from you!

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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I wasn't following this thread for a while, when did Coker take over Bellator?

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Was he working for the UFC in some way or was he not doing anything once Strikeforce was absorbed?

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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What's Bjorn up too? Is he in prison? I hope he's in prison.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Strikeforce owned though

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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fatherdog posted:

So apparently all the charges against Thiago Silva were dropped because his ex-wife moved out of the country so they can't subpoena her as a witness.

Lmao

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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I'm going to assume the judge and prosecutor found out Pablo is banging their wives too.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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This is the first time I've watched Bellator in forever and why is Joey Beltran fighting for a title.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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hahahahahahahahahaha i don't even know anymore

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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how does he throw nothing with power except if the spinning backfist touches you you're done

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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perfect

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Speaking of Cody, I would like to say that if anyone ever sees something funny and says "this is the funniest thing ever in mma" they are wrong, and if I ever say that please correct me, because the funniest thing to ever happen in mma was when Cody fought in the UFC in a pair of Nike gym shorts he had just purchased at Walmart accros the street, and then Herb Dean had to pull the tag off during the first round.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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It's good to see Olaf on the other end of a highlight.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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:smith:

I hope he gets himself together and goes on a run

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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I wonder how it feels to call yourself a "world champion" when you live in a world where the UFC exists.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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origami posted:

Different angle of Rampage/Arona I've never seen before

http://vimeo.com/108400866

The cameraman, for some reason, veers to the big screen twice but captures the best part. The in ring and corner commentary is pretty funny.



Yeah I saw that earlier today, it's cool that you can actually hear what Rampage is saying.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Michael Page is cool I guess. It'll be funny to see him get knocked out one day though.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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Like did anyone tell him Anderson didn't have his hands down at literally at all times

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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That's a lovely shade of pink Joe Warren has turned.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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no...no takedowns? did I hear that right?

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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

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take a point that's some bullshit

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