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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

I'm going to make an online clan/crew tonight for sasmma on GTAV, need name and 4 letter tag suggestions. Front runner in my brain is MOBN OR ZLEG. I think you can be in a clan even across xbox or ps.

http://rsg.ms/18xaifC

I went with ZLGE. Click here to join, it's not set to invite only so I assume you can just add yourself!

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

http://rsg.ms/18xaifC

I went with ZLGE. Click here to join, it's not set to invite only so I assume you can just add yourself!

I made seperate GTAV SASMMA crew thread because I've got more people than I thought I would and they have some new poo poo going on, figured I should move it out of here

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3572679

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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RIP Bella Torres

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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coconono posted:

A loving NECK INJURY? WAS IT FROM YOU RUBBERNECKING DURING A CUCKOLDING?

Ohhhhhh poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Cro-Cop almost got RNC'd by Pat Barry before Pat Barry knew what grappling was.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Dangersim posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbtsr3_Ih60

You probably won't get this now. You might even be bored by it. But one day you will see it and you will understand it's greatness. That is when you get MMA. That is when you are one of us.


My personal metric is the first time someone says or thinks "Ooo nice pass".

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

remember that these are the guys that founded and ran the early ufc


It was an investors meeting for a literal pit fighting organization, we're lucky the frying pan in that story didn't make it's debut as a murder weapon.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Just reading the tea leaves of all the Meyrowitz interviews lately and other stuff I've seen of him he doesn't seem real eager to engage on (new) UFC stuff. Especially in that 20th anniversary doc where he's talking about the sale and what was going on at the time in his life sounded like someone recalling some sort of huge trauma.

I don't think it's that he feels excluded or spiteful over their success. Maybe he's just sick of people saying what a rube he was for selling it in hindsight.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Gregor Samsa posted:

I don't think that's fair to say though, given that I can't imagine the UFC becoming what it is now without the Fertitta's NSAC connections playing a big role early on.


Well that and the millions of dollars they sunk into it with no end in sight. It's not a smart or truthful view of the situation but I doubt a lot of people knew much beyond "this guy sold the UFC for a mill back in the day".

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Irrational numbers according to his worldview

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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If the UFC ever wants a cautionary example for anyone thinking about losing their temper post fight they could do a lot worse than Paul Daley on Monday's MMA hour. He went from talking about losing to a b-league Russian directly into bragging about how some of the guys from One Direction came to a BAMMA event.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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:lol:

Shannon Knapp said she's the acting matchmaker at the moment for Invicta and Ariel Helwani offered to do it for free for one show, seemingly as a joke, but Shannon said she'd definitely let him do one.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Gregor Samsa posted:

Female fighters make terrible dates (also I am on the east coast now).

Plato? Is that you?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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http://roxannemodafferi.net/RBlog/2013/12/08/we-made-paper-platos-sister/

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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If he loses put him on TUF Brazil so that season can have a 3 hour DVD extra of all the poo poo Chael talks on him.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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When asked if he thinks he's sticking around too long in MMA

Phil Baroni posted:

Getting hit in the head ain't good for you but y'know, neither is skydiving...if your chute doesn't open or something

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Bean Fried posted:

I meant to add in my post above that in the long-run, JAG being in the WSoF for now may actually be a positive thing for the UFC. If she sticks around there and keeps winning, she can come into the UFC once she finishes her contract shortly after TUF 20 concludes and be an instant title contender. Considering that 15 of the 16 people on TUF 20 will leave the tournament on a loss, getting a highly credible contender right away for the new Champion would be invaluable.

They'll come into the finale event with a loss but some of them will come out of it with a win and a highly publicized story/drama that might even involve the champion.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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"Eddie Alvarez (hostage)"


Bjorn's at it again

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Meat Recital posted:

I think Vegh has a chance against a fat Rumble, and WSOFitch is still a bit of a mystery at this point that Hawn beating him wouldn't be too surprising. Spong should be Rampage if Rampage goes in with a dumb, striking gameplan.

Does he have any other gameplans?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Yuriy posted:

Compared to his behavior in 2013 he seems a lot more reasonable and sane.

Yes, but think of the atrocity he would have to commit to make that an untrue statement.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I bought the EA MMA game for 3 dollars at a pawn shop. I like all the Bas Rutten and getting to sleep over at Rickson Gracies gym. I loving loathe EA and their obsession with making all their sports games from this time do important stuff with the right stick. If you don't have to spend more than a value meals worth on it I recommend it for the laughs, memories, and B-leagueness.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Is there any story behind the MMA-ishness of the fight in Candyland in Django Unchained? I just remember seeing a plausible looking sweep and guillotine choke and thinking huh.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Here's a B-League-ish question...

What are the real high level MMA/BJJ gyms in the Seattle/Tacoma/WestWA area? I'm trying to make my video production degree less depressing and I'm trying to find some pro bono work for an MMA gym or fighter.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Thanks, I had an email out to the Salaverry gym since it's closest to me but I forgot about AMC.


I've only played the career mode in EA MMA so far and it was so painful I went back to Madden for a break yesterday. But I'll go home and punch Japanese people as Nick Diaz tonight.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Nice try Reb, but I still don't want to see a Tito fight.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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One thing I will give EA MMA credit for: The fanboy "blog" that tracks your career is an uncanny simulation of mma journalism.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I don't. I would love to but I just don't have the time or money. As much as I would love to have nearly any aspect of MMA as a subject, I'm already offering a lot of my own resources for next to nothing in return and I'm not interested in wooing people into accepting free stuff. I'm not gonna be offended if no one gets back to me.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I do but it's not going to be available on the web until this weekend and I'm torn on whether I'd rather have a nearly 10 year old reel that isn't HD or roll the dice on the other replies for pro bono work being able to shore up a new one.

Right now I'm more focused on finding people who need me more than I need them so AMCP and the Salaverry Gym might be aiming too high, I also mentioned that the offer is open to any individual fighters or trainers who needed video work. Salaverry's youtube page hasn't uploaded anything since 2011 or something though so there might be a chance there.


Basically I'm trying balance my degree and willingness to relinquish rights to footage against my dude-off-the-streetness in order to get a camera on something that isn't going to put me to sleep, even if it isn't MMA related.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jan 23, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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If I could get ahold of fight footage I would 'Reem it up with any local casino fighter. That's kind of the angle in offering to at least talk to ANYONE from these places. If someone's willing to subject themselves to it I'm perfectly able.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Yeah not a bad idea at all, I'm hoping someone actually gets excited about the idea and replies just so I could have an interested partner but I have a feeling sooner or later I'm just going to want the footage to play with. I recently got ahold of a Canon Vixia hf100 and a few different lenses for it which is what prompted the recent "Maybe I should start shooting stuff again" thing. I'll probably end up renting down the road but I've been pretty impressed playing around with this for now.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Jan 23, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Thanks for the encouragement B-Leaguers, I might just narrow my focus to just MMA. If for nothing else I can get some stories for here.


Anyways I'll stop talking about this after I drop this fun story from my schooling: Back in like 2003/4 when I was at the AIS one of the earlier projects I had to do was in a class taught by a guy who did a lot of sports production for a local channel. He had a bunch of high school football footage he would give us and 4 different voice overs, each one would kind of drive how you edited. When I got them all home I realized all the voiceovers were complete poo poo and I hated them. I contacted the guy and asked if it'd be alright if I got someone else to read the same script, he said that'd be alright. So on a longshot I emailed Fragmaster the script and asked if he would re-record it and he surprised me by emailing back the greatest goddamn highschool football v/o ever, it was bombastic and loud and just sounded like testosterone on tape. The teacher asked if he could include it as an option in the future and as far as I know it's still being used.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Will do, things are a bit slap dash until I find something worth renting for and honestly at that point ill probably just start calling old classmates for camera help. I am more of a post person in general.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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1st AD posted:

Do you know any AE, Nuke, anything like that?

You should steal appropriate Roland's submission stats and make an infographic video and show people that, doesn't require anything but your time and maybe pulling some stock images from Google.

That's also a darn good idea. I used to be a big AE guy but I need to bone up on it for sure.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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TheCool69 posted:

Hey dude interested about doing mma videos just wanted to tell you to go for it.. Last january me and my buddy decided to start doing mma postfight interviews and upcoming fight card breakdowns and now one year later we are pretty over in finnish mma scene..promoters are actually approaching us to do their shows and we have a really nice following.. So go for it bro :)


Hey thanks man

I have a few ins with the local Casino's here and one of the options I was considering was contacting them to see if they could use that sort of thing so that's encouraging.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Yuriy posted:

A funny arrow to the knee joke in 2014, you've done the impossible

:ortiz:

I laughed, I marveled

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Ahahahahahahahaha no way. I guess we know where that 50 billion went now.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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willie_dee posted:

I've scaled back my posting

Don't do that

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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They don't really separate underdog into two different words like that do they?

Edit: Phew they don't

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Do we know where Urijah Faber is right now?

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Bar her from winning? Bars your arm.

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