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Ken Shamrock called me a troll on twitter yesterday for mentioning that Jon Jones crashed his Bentley. First time my girlfriend has been impressed with a twitter interaction *flexes*.
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K8.0 posted:Your girlfriend finds interacting with Ken Shamrock to be impressive. You probably need to find a new girlfriend. She recognized him from WWE...not sure if that mitigates things at all.
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That was meaner than re-posting MOBN's whife.
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Punches and kicks would be next to useless in zero-g I'm guessing but I am unironically interested in seeing BJJ in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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Congrats JT and Willie Dee!
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Mar 12, 2014 20:39
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According to the last page JT took another step towards getting beat up by Soa Paleilaielaiealiaeiaaleialeaiealiealiealaiei
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Pierat posted:B-League MMA: Put out to pasture I watched you suffer a dull aching pain Now you decided to show me the same No sweeping exits or offstage lines Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind Wild horses couldn't drag me away Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away I know I dreamed you a sin and a lie I have my freedom but I don't have much time Faith has been broken, tears must be cried Let's do some living after we die Wild horses couldn't drag me away Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them some day
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Apr 7, 2014 19:53
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quote:Melvin Guillard has signed a deal with World Series of Fighting. Story coming shortly. Hahahahaha for a quick second I was like "drat they cut Rick Story too?"
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I'm kind of shocked now at how much I'm enjoying EA MMA. Last night I grabbed the belt at the British org and got called up to "Mystic" which seems to be a PRIDE stand-in (because I'd rather fight in a fake org in Japan than fuckin' Strikeforce). Now that I understand the BJJ part of the game I seem to be dominating it, my guy is a generalist but once I understood that strikes from the bottom do almost literally nothing I don't think I've missed blocking any reversals or sweeps. One thing they do better than the UFC games is sell a "style" for a fighter you're facing. There never seemed to be much difference between anyone in Undisputed but in this game I'm running into clinch monsters who parry and counter perfectly, guys obsessed with double legging you, kickers, etc. However the MMA Blog that accompanies your career continues to be the best thing in the game. It is scarily accurate to how a sycophant reporter with a hard on for one particular fighter would be writing about him. He even talks about people complaining that he loves me too much and how they can suck eggs hahaha. One complaint, that actually applies to both this and undisputed, I really hate the "pound them out" portion of trying to finish a fight. It feels so static and stupid with one guy just standing over the other while throwing the exact same punch. They should've just made it like the Submission animations where it's a canned animation that is slightly affected by your button mashing and has two possible outcomes (guy recovers or dies). Do they do one night tourneys in this fake PRIDE? Is there much else to look forward to in career other than trying to get to the top of Mystic? Like will I ever get an oppurtunity to change Orgs again or anything like that?
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maffew buildings posted:They are super committed to realism Oh so it wasn't a glitch when I trained at Xtreme Couture and all my money disappeared? Editing instead of replying because no one cares, but I'm still really digging this game. I wish it had slider settings like the major EA sports games because shots from the bottom need to do more no matter how unrealistic it is. The way it is now there's really no reason to even pay attention to any strikes someone on their back is throwing, which makes defending against any position changes comically easy. I also wish striking with the right stick wasn't such rear end but it works pretty good for anything other than trying to go all out on someone. I took the belt yesterday in Mystic in a cool match that was 10 straight minutes of wacky scrambling, which completely gassed out the champ, then a 5 minute stand up clinic where I carefully balanced body and head shots so by the last minute he was drained of every single health bar available. Right now I'm wondering if I should just start a new career or keep defending the Mystic belt to see if anything neat happens later. Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 17, 2014 |
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Someone on twitter said Cody McKenzie won a fight somewhere
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Apr 18, 2014 18:47
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The tone I imagined in my head when Willie Dee said "Have you even SEEN JT lately!?" almost gave me panic sweats.
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Apr 21, 2014 18:23
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HiP Show can't possibly rack up the same kind of damage as having Tito and Rampage running around as free radicals in a constant state of creating and destroying ppv's, female fighters, unborn children, porno marriages, contract terms and their own backs.
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Sprecherscrow posted:
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Apr 23, 2014 22:32
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war were declared
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Apr 26, 2014 00:47
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gently caress, for a second I thought the UFC might be dropping their stupid rear end new intro
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Apr 26, 2014 22:22
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Kekekela posted:e: actually i don't even know what the gently caress I'm watching New thread title
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Apr 28, 2014 00:53
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willie_dee posted:Do I want to go and train for the day with Paul Semtex Dailey protect yourself at all times, in fact you should just start now.
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Apr 28, 2014 17:15
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I was about to say I bet in a few years we'll be seeing dudes in the UFC with other fighters names as nicknames but then I remembered there's a "Lyoto" on the latest TUF: Brazil and dude confirmed it's not his name he just loves Machida. Marcio 'Lyoto' Alexandre
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May 2, 2014 17:27
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LOL someone I barely talk to at work just asked me what bar they can catch the Bellator PPV at. I thought he was kidding but I guess he wasn't.
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May 7, 2014 22:36
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wtf, Jonathan Brookins fought for Legacy 2 months ago? Why didn't the UFC want him? Seems kind of odd considering how they normally treat TUF winners.
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May 9, 2014 22:45
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He said, as his pointer hovered over the torrent link
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May 12, 2014 20:49
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Dynamic Fattener
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May 18, 2014 18:51
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That quote on accountability is like the PhD version of "The enemy is the inner me" Kimboism. Good for Sapp.
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May 19, 2014 17:41
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individual865 posted:6PM EDT - MMA Super Heroes 4: http://www.terra.com.br/portal/ I assume this isn't the spidey/batman/robin rematch
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May 29, 2014 23:23
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Gonna need side by side gifs of this and Fitch being taken down by BJ.
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May 30, 2014 16:57
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Twitter is confusing and stupid but it did get Ben Henderson to wish my dad a Merry X-mas, got Ken Shamrock pissed at me for making fun of Jon Jones and made Mark Hunt and Hendo laugh at some of my jokes so it's gotta be worth something.
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Ariel just tweeted that Jon Jones wants this kid next Real talk though that article made my eyes real sweaty.
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Droopy Goines posted:That kid > Pulver > Swanson > Poirier > Brandao > Foster > Brown > Howard > Hallmann > Hughes > GSP > Miller > Sakuraba > Minowaman > Sokoudjou > Ferreira > Junior > Velasquez 
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willie_dee posted:Have you ever known true love?
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Jun 4, 2014 23:05
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Since you don't have PM's, I'll ask you here to remind me about that on twitter when it starts.
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quote:Jon Fitch @jonfitchdotnet · 58m
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It really sucks that no matter how great Nick Newell does...as soon as someone beats the gently caress out of him it's going to make terrible terrible headlines and probably crossover like mad. The even shittier thing is that strikes me as a legit reason to keep him out of the UFC  .
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Gregor Samsa posted:It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead. Fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Aug 12, 2014 18:52
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Dog must be a big Christy Mack fan
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Aug 12, 2014 21:05
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I wish Tattoos worked like that. I would be a product of the Orange Music Electronics company.
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Aug 13, 2014 16:28
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Pretty goddamn terrible, but I would venture a guess that she's trying to wave off the whole situation to avoid whatever trouble she's going to get in with the drugs and guns being found in their house with the kid. Which, of course, doesn't excuse any of this and frankly if it's all true that kid needs a new home.
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I'm sorry Mr. Cormier but this is War Master's head. We were looking for War Machine.
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Aug 14, 2014 17:58
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Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner...
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It's nice to drop one of those and not feel bad at all about it for a change.
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